I joined the show after losing my memory, and I’m actually an S-class criminal
22 Lu Li·Paper Man 1/4, Flowers

Xia Yu

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Afternoon, 1:30 pm.

The silver-white nanny van left the cultural home district.

At this moment, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room had decreased slightly, stopping at more than three million people. The bullet comments also kept refreshing.

Su Lihui, a counselor from the Department of Morticians of Zhonghai Civil Affairs Funeral College, a balding middle-aged man, and Zhong Qishun, the leader, were already waiting in front of the administrative building.

After seeing the program team, a warm smile appeared on his face.

In order for Lu Li to complete the Class Quest at the Funeral School, Producer He had spent a lot of resources.

"You guys are from Pearl TV's 'Concealing Profession' program team, right?”

"Welcome, welcome. I'm Su Lihui, the administrator of the 'Modern Funeral Technology and Management' specialization. You can call me Teacher Su…"

Su Lihui wiped his sparse hair and immediately went up to greet him. He extended his right hand and said.

"This is our academy's Zhong Qishun, Professor Zhong!”

He introduced.

After a short exchange of pleasantries, Lu Li and the others walked into the building and sat down in the Academy's office. Then, the counselor, Su Lihui, led Lu Li to get a set of teaching materials for the funeral profession and a class schedule.

Little cameraman, aim the camera at this slightly horrifying and terrifying class schedule!

Course schedule:

'Monday: Funeral, corpse collection, plastic surgery, flower arrangement/paper figurine…'

'Tuesday: Burning Bones, Elegy Couplet, Feng Shui, infectious diseases…'

At the same time, the music in the live broadcast room turned into eerie and strange background music…

"F * ck! Could he do something in the Yang Realm in broad daylight?”

"This background music came too suddenly. I was just focusing on the class schedule when the BGM sounded. I was so scared that I shivered and goosebumps appeared on my arms!”

"Good heavens, I'm going straight to the point... Is this class schedule real? It's too terrifying!"

"Tsk!"

"The students in this school seem to be a little awesome!”

"What's 'plastic surgery' in the class schedule? Is it the kind I'm thinking of?"

"Yes! That's right! If there were any other changes, they would also have to rest the dead! Strictly speaking, Mr. Lu's 'suturing' of the corpse should be considered as plastic surgery, right?”

"So…what is 'Burning Bone'? Put the body into the furnace and burn it to ashes?”

"Not bad!"

"I guess so!"

"I'm a high school student who is about to take the college entrance examination. If I get 700 points, can I enter the modern funeral technology and management major of Zhonghai Civil Affairs College?”

Lu Li picked up a book with the words 'Thriller' on the cover and flipped through it.

After a few glances, a familiar notification sounded in his ear.

Ding! [Detected that the host has the intention to bind paper figurines…Successfully lit up the skill for you, Perfect Level Paper Binding Technique!]

As soon as he finished speaking.

Countless pieces of information flooded into Lu Li's mind…Strange images flashed in front of his eyes.

At this moment, Lu Li could clearly feel that with the revival of the " Paper Binding " technique, his palm seemed to be softer and more agile…

He carefully read through his memories.

'Paper men, paper horses…'

'Red men and green women…'

'One big taboo, two don't mess up, four don't stick; The first taboo was to open one's eyes before burning. The two taboos were not to be messed up. The boys and girls must be red men and green women. The paper horses and paper cows that matched them must be determined according to their gender. Men burning horses and women burning cows must not be randomly tied or burned!'

'Four No Needles: I won't stab a pregnant woman if she dies! The shrew who liked to curse in the village would die! Those in the industry of fishing for the nether world would not be stabbed even if they died! It's Qingming Festival!

Apart from the skill of tying paper, Lu Li also learned about the Book of Changes, the Eight Trigrams, astronomy, geography…

"Who was I before I lost my memory?”

"You even know how to bind paper?"

Lu Li's eyes sparkled.

"This teaching material is mainly for the purpose of folk science. Our students only need to understand and be interested in this.”

Counselor Su Lihui noticed Lu Li's actions and quickly explained.

"Right, I remember that in a while…the first year students of the funeral major will be taking this class.”

Su Lihui glanced at his watch and seemed to have recalled something. He then said,"Mr. Lu, if you're interested in this course, you can go and listen in!”

In the studio.

"When Mr. Lu saw this book, his jaw unconsciously drooped. This is the meaning of surprise in his micro-expression.”

Li Changyu, the detective of Zhong Hai, said as he looked at the enlarged Lu Li on the screen.

" Then, my eyeballs turned downwards slightly in an instant, as if I had fallen into a memory…"

"In other words, after reading this textbook, Mr. Lu seems to have remembered something!”

Li Changyu said.

As soon as he finished speaking, he noticed that Professor Huang Han was looking at him in surprise. He nodded slightly and said,

"Professor Huang, you're showing off in front of an expert. I wonder what you have in mind?”

"Detective Li is very accomplished in micro-expression psychology.”

Huang Han said with a smile. She had also noticed these points just now.

Lu Li glanced at the counselor Su Lihui but didn't bother with him. He put down the book and picked up another one. This one was even more shocking!

Burning Bones!

Flipping through page after page…

The camera zoomed in and captured the contents of the book.

The content of the textbook mainly recorded the steps of sending a corpse into the crematorium. Also, there were some strange problems that he would encounter.

For example:

Once the corpse was burned, it would sit up.

On the right side of the picture was a line of explanation: 'It's a biological nerve reaction…'

Her fingertips flipped through a few pages.

Ding! [Detected that the host has the intention to burn bones…The skill has been successfully lit up for you. Perfect-grade Bone Burning Technique!]

Memories appeared in his mind.

Lu Li looked through his memories and said in silence,"

" Even burning a corpse is so perfect?'

'Was I a normal person before I lost my memory?!'

In the live broadcast room, the dense bullet comments were refreshing crazily!

"Isn't this a little scary?"

"Did you see the picture that flashed past just now? In the crematorium, the corpse suddenly sat up in the red flames!”

"Did you see the picture that flashed past just now? In the crematorium, the corpse suddenly sat up in the red flames!”

"Did you see the picture that flashed past just now? In the crematorium, the corpse suddenly sat up in the red flames!”

"Don't! It wasn't easy for me to forget, but you woke up my memories again!”

"It's over. I'm going to lose sleep again tonight…"

"Tsk! She was so noob and loved to watch. She was clearly scared out of her wits, but she was still trembling. As she watched, she felt extremely excited. Was she a pervert?”

"Miss upstairs, you're not alone!”

"This is a course that third-year students in the funeral major will come into contact with.”

Counselor Su Lihui introduced.

Lu Li put down the textbook and picked up another one.

This teaching material was even more shocking and terrifying than the previous two books…Judging from the thickness of the book, it was even thicker!

"Make-up for the Dead"

He picked up the book with his left hand and flipped the pages quickly with his right hand.

In this book, the first few pages were still normal. The corpses were considered complete…only their muscles were loose, their skin was pale, and there were some livor mortis…But gradually, things changed. Those corpses were no longer…complete!

Rotten!

Burned, disfigured!

The head twisted!

Car accident!

The faces of the dead made one's hair stand on end just by looking at them…

"Stop looking! Stop looking!"

"I thought that the scene just now was already the most terrifying. It seems that I was ignorant…"

"F * ck, my hands and feet are cold. I need a hug!”

"This specialization is too scary…"

"I'm a student who's about to take the college entrance examination for the third year of high school. I think that with my estimated score of 650, I'm afraid I won't be able to get into this school. Forget it, forget it. I should still go to Yanjing University!”

"Even a fierce man can't stand this scene!”

"Look at our Bingbing. Her face is pale from fear.”

Accompanied by the horrified bullet comments was the crazy increase in the number of viewers in the live broadcast room. In a short time, it had returned to its peak of five million viewers!

Ding! [Detected that the host has the intention to give the corpse a makeover…Successfully lit up the skill for you, Perfect Level 'Deceased Make-up Technique'!]

A massive amount of information appeared in Lu Li's mind.

"Could it be that I was really an embalmer before I lost my memory?”

Lu Li was surprised.

"No!"

"Something's not right…"

Lu Li shook his head.

He recalled the memory he had spent 1.5 million popularity points to revive.

"Since I'm not an Embroidered Master, but I have mastered these skills…So, maybe I was a demon before I lost my memory? Murderer? He liked to kill people for fun, and then, he would personally skin, deboned, sew up the corpses, dress up the deceased, burn the bones, and tie up paper figurines…”

Lu Li's eyelids twitched.

According to this logic, this process was strangely complete.

"No!"

"It shouldn't be possible. I can't be so abnormal.”

Lu Li shook his head again.

"This is a course that second-year students of the funeral major will come into contact with.”

Counselor Su Lihui introduced again.

"Teacher Su, I want to take a look at the 'Paper Binding' class.”

Lu Li put down the book. He looked upset. He looked up at Su Lihui and said in a low voice.

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