Collapse! Elephants run into my house, can't be chased away
23 The Expert’s Face Gradually Solidified

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Father and Mother Bear probably hadn't eaten for a long time.

His stomach was flat and his hair was messy. It seemed that he had suffered a lot along the way.

Li Fan stroked Little Bear's furry head.

"It must have been a tough journey, right?”

Little Bear rubbed against Li Fan's palm and whimpered.

"Let me give you a name. What should I give you?”

The audience in the live broadcast room was also interested.

"Let's call it Furry. It's so suitable to have furry fur on its body!”

"It's called Bear Dominating the World, which is a homonym for Xiongba Tianxia. How domineering!”

"Then why don't we just call him Xiong Batian?”

"Let's call him Little Ying Xiong, or Peerless Ying Xiong! Hahahaha!"

"Nameless Hero Bear!"

"Hero Ying Xiong!

"

I'll say it again, the homophonic meme will deduct money!"”

"You guys are really…I can't even tell a male from a bear anymore.”

In order to name this cute bear cub, everyone had already quarreled in the comments.

They even started to compete in rewards!

"Mulan Pilots a Plane sent 99 rockets and left a message: I'll call it Bear Rules the World. If it doesn't work, I'll pay more!”

"The King of Son Kingdom sent 302 rockets and left a message: I'll just call it Little Ying Xiong. If it doesn't work, I'll add more money!”

"[Old Wang Next Door] sent 666 rockets and left a message: I'll call him Hero Ying Xiong. If it doesn't work, I'll pay more!”

......

"You guys are so rich!"

"If Brother Fan doesn't take it from what you said, wouldn't you suffer a loss?”

"It's okay. I'm so poor that I only have money left.”

Li Fan glanced at the screen.

There were too many bullet comments.

His eyes hurt after a few glances, so he decided not to look anymore.

He said,"Let's call him Little Brother Bear. Little Brother Bear sounds pretty good."”

On the bullet screen:

"Brother Fan is useless at naming. I'm already tired of talking.”

"I've given you so many gifts, can't you just call it 'Bear Rules the World'?”

"Brother Xiong? Brothers? It's also a homophonic meme! Gam!"

"Today's incident taught us a lesson. Money isn't everything (squinted smile)

. Money can make the world go around, but you can't give a bear a good name! My fist is hard!"

"If you directly transfer 100 million yuan to Brother Fan, he might be willing to change. Brother Fan loves money.”

"That makes sense. I'll go and sell my BMW now!”

Father Xiong and his parents hadn't eaten for a long time, so their appetites were huge.

In an instant, he had finished all the meat in the tricycle.

Old Da watched from the side.

His eyes gradually became resentful.

You guys finished that cart of meat just like that!

Aren't you going to leave any for me?

This Amur tiger definitely couldn't defeat two strong adult brown bears.

Although his heart was trembling, Old Da could only watch from the side.

There was no other way. He couldn't beat Li Fan. He could only live like this by hiding.

Second Uncle had been watching Li Fan from the balcony.

The brown bear had already finished the meat.

He shouted at Li Fan,

"Little Li, do bears eat corn cobs?" Fresh corn cobs!"

"Do you have corn cobs at home?" Li Fan replied.”

"Yeah!" Second Uncle chuckled. I went to pick it last night, thinking of feeding it to the elephants today!”

"Alright!" Li Fan said. I'll go get it!"

Second Uncle was a warm-hearted person. When he was young, he was a hunter and had great courage.

Moreover, he had full trust in Li Fan.

"You don't have to do it! Second Master will carry it for you! Just tell these little friends not to beat me up!”

"Alright, thank you, Second Master!"

Second Uncle was already in his seventies, but he was still quite strong.

He carried a basket of corn on his back and panted as he walked to Li Fan's side.

Li Fan took a look.

This corn was a very sweet fruit corn. The brown bear would definitely love to eat it!

He helped Second Uncle to pour out the corn.

He said to Father Bear and Mother Bear,"Come on, you've eaten too much meat, let's have some vegetarian food!"”

Father Xiong looked at Second Uncle warily but did not approach him immediately.

Instead, Little Bear ran over.

He took a bite of a corn.

His mouth was filled with sweetness!

It called out adorably.

Then, she carried two more corn to Father Xiong and Mother Neng.

He tilted his head and looked at Li Fan. He actually hugged another one for Li Fan!

Everyone was blown away by Little Bear's actions!

"Ahhh, it's too obedient!”

"You're still so filial. You even know how to give it to your parents!”

"

It should be called Ah Guai. Let's change names. This little bear is too obedient!"”

"Wayne died and came back to life, died and came back to life, died and came back to life, died and came back to life, died and came back to life..."

"Wayne: How f * cking unlucky! Are you doing sit-ups here?"

He looked at Father Xiong warily.

Li Fan patted its head.

"It's okay. Come and eat. No one will hurt you.”

With Li Fan's consolation, Father Xiong brought his wife to eat corn.

Zhao Zhengming and the others sat by the roadside, scratching the grass in front of them until they were bald.

"Old Zhao, are we just going to sit here?" asked an expert.”

Zhao Zhengming stretched out his hand and grabbed another blade of grass to chew.

He said,"Wait a minute, let me think about it."”

"Professor, you seem to have been peed on by Old Yellow just now." The driver reminded him in a low voice.”

"Who is Old Yellow?"

"The village chief's dog."

Zhao Zhengming's face darkened as he gave the driver a critical blow."Why didn't you say so earlier! Why didn't you say so earlier!"

"You pulled it out and put it in your mouth. I didn't have the time to say it!”

Zhao Zhengming was speechless. You really can't do anything but spoil things! Just now, he hit a bear with his car, and now he wants me to eat dog pee!”

The driver covered his head."It's okay, it's okay. Dog urine can nourish the kidney. Dog urine can nourish the kidney!"”

"F * ck you!"

......

Zhao Zhengming picked up another blade of grass and put it in his mouth.

He finally thought of a good idea.

He called the local zoo.

"Director Fang, do you have a very big cage that can be used to hold tigers? It has to be very sturdy."

"Yes, what do you want?"

"I want three."

"Don't tell me you're going to use it as the tiger from Li Village?" the director asked in confusion.”

"Don't ask so many questions. Just send it to me first," Zhao Zhengming said mysteriously.”

"Alright then."

He hung up the phone.

The experts around him said with a bad expression,"Old Zhao, I'm afraid that's not appropriate, right? Xiao Li probably won't let us capture bears and tigers.”

"Yes, yes, yes. This is not appropriate. Let's think of another way.”

Zhao Zhengming snorted.

"Who said I wanted to cage a tiger?”

"Then what are you going to do with this cage?”

Zhao Zhengming smiled proudly.

"Use it to pretend to be us! Since we can't lock up the tiger and bear, then we'll lock ourselves up. That way, those ferocious beasts won't be able to attack us!”

He said seriously,"Anyway, the cage is very strong. We can talk to Xiao Li in the cage. The bear and tiger can't attack us."”

"That's a good idea," the driver agreed."If we can't lock up the enemy, we'll lock ourselves up!"”

The experts 'expressions gradually froze…

Big

shots, give me some data and save the children! Wuuuuuu

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