Li Fan glanced at the bullet screen and did not say anything.
Instead, he went to open the door.
"F * ck, Brother Fan, don't open the door. When the elephant enters your house, it'll be great!”
"I've never seen such a bold person!”
"Young people really know how to play!"
"I understand, but why didn't the elephant attack him?”
Li Fan opened the door, and the elephants wanted to go in with him.
"Don't come in," he said."Just wait outside."”
The few elephants in the lead looked at each other. He didn't seem to understand what Li Fan meant and wanted to follow Li Fan in.
Li Fan could only change to the simplest way of speaking: "Stop, don't come in!"
By making the words simple, the elephants could understand.
"How did you do it? Can elephants really hear human speech?"
"I don't think he understands human language. He only understands the host's words.”
"This streamer is also a man, and his voice isn't sweet either. Why is the elephant willing to listen?”
"Well, maybe to an elephant's hearing, a man's voice is sweet.”
"In the eyes of the elephant, Brother Fan is the so-called cute girl with a big hook?”
"Hahahaha! Is this how you use cute girls?"
When Li Fan reached home, he did not even close the door and went to the storage room on the second floor.
He didn't close the door, and the elephant didn't go in either. It just waited at the door. Two naughty little elephants wanted to enter the house, but they were stopped by the mother elephant.
A few minutes later, Li Fan took out five large stainless steel basins.
"Are you going to bathe the elephants?”
"Are you sure you can wash it? This pot was broken with a single step from the elephant. Could it be washed? Idiot!"
"Did I ask you? I was just asking Brother Fan.”
"You sent out a bullet comment, but you didn't let me comment? You!"
"Why are you scolding me?"
Li Fan placed the basin next to the tap and glanced at the bullet screen. He saw that someone was quarreling and even spouting dirty words.
He said," The one who cursed. I recognize your ID. It's the one who said he wanted to eat sh * t just now." It was better not to eat shit in the future. His mouth was too smelly.”
"Hahaha! Good rebuttal!"
"Brother Fan is awesome and humorous.”
"Hahaha! Brother Fan was amazing. He should be rebuttal to such a person with a foul mouth!”
"World's Greatest Saber sent 10 rockets and left a message: The host is quite funny."
Li Fan turned on the tap and poured the water into the basin. He shouted to the elephants,
"Those who want to drink water, come over. Don't squeeze. Everyone has water!”
The elephants walked over and surrounded the basin.
This group of elephants walked very fast today. In order to hurry, they did not eat or drink much all day.
Now, they all gulped down the water and finished the water in the basin in a few moments.
Li Fan filled this basin with water at once and filled that basin at once. He was so busy that he was sweating profusely.
The experts were also anxious and began to call Li Fan.
"Mr. Li, what's with the elephants? Why do they seem to listen to you?”
Li Fan: " You're the experts. Why are you asking me?”
The expert realized that what he said was not very reasonable, so he changed his words.
"Mr. Li, can you tell us what the situation is now?”
Li Fan: " I don't know what's wrong with them either. They came into my house, so I fed them some water." It's a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. I'm just entertaining them.”
The expert was speechless.
The experts discussed for a while and said to Li Fan,"Mr. Li, can we go to your house now?”
"Of course," Li Fan said indifferently.”
The specialist swallowed." Uh, I mean, if we get close, can you stop the elephants from attacking us?"”
Li Fan: " You can ask me about this. I'm not sure either. Why don't you ask the elephant?"”
The expert was once again at a loss for words, but he could not refute.
How could he refute?
What he said was reasonable. If the elephant really wanted to attack people, who could stop it?
"The experts are not very specialized.”
"I think the zoologists are the most ridiculous. They study this and that day after day, but they still can't figure out where the elephants went.”
"What are you saying? Experts are also humans. Do you want them to talk to the elephant and then let the elephant answer?”
"That's right. Stop arguing. Even the heavens can't do anything about this situation.”
"Uh, then why does the streamer seem to be able to communicate with elephants?”
"Uh, this…Maybe the host is the father of the Heavenly King?”
"Haha! Was the father of the Heavenly King called the Heavenly King?”
Li Fan fed the elephants water.
The smallest elephant ran over and rubbed against Li Fan's leg. It looked like it really liked Li Fan.
Li Fan touched its head.”
The little elephant's comprehension ability was poor, and it didn't know what Li Fan was talking about. It just kept rolling around at Li Fan's feet.
Guai's legs were trembling in fear. It didn't dare to move and stuck to Li Fan's side, its eyes full of fear.
Li Fan bent down and touched the baby elephant's belly, saying,""Alright, get up. I'll take you guys to dinner!”
He carried Guai out of the courtyard, and the herd of elephants lined up behind him. It was a spectacular sight!
There were a total of three little elephants in the herd. They liked Li Fan the most. They kept walking close to Li Fan and even used their noses to hook Li Fan's hand.
If Li Fan touched their heads, they would shout happily.
The bullet screen asked.
"Brother Fan, where are you taking them to eat?”
"Go to the watermelon field opposite?"
"Fifteen elephants, they can directly gnaw that watermelon field until it's bald!”
"No, here comes the question again. Why do they listen to the streamer! Who can tell me!"
"Who the f * ck knows!"
Li Fan looked at the bullet screen and said,
"Didn't the workers pour two carts of pineapples at the village entrance just now? I'll bring them there to eat. They won't harm the watermelon field.”
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On the first day of the new book, I beg the big shots to support me and give me some tickets. The little author is kneeling and thanking me!
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