Siheyuan: Silly Zhu’s Evil Life
2 Want to eat meat? Let me kiss you

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After Yu Shui finished her meal, she rushed to school. He Yuzhu picked up a few cabbages with her chopsticks, but she really couldn't swallow them. The soup was so clear that there was no oil at all.

It was difficult to swallow even after taking a bite of the cornbread. This was not like the cornbread he had eaten in his previous life. This was a real coarse grain that caused his throat to ache.

I'm not eating anymore! He Yuzhu put down her chopsticks and lay back on the bed, feeling a little angry.

Why was it that after others transmigrated, they were either princes or young dukes?

It was as if he had transmigrated into a refugee camp. It was better to eat in prison.

It was too unfair!

Just as he was thinking, a voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

"Congratulations to the host for activating the Portable Space!”

Wow! It seemed that the system was fair to every transmigrator. With a cheat, it would be easy to get rich.

"Mission mode activated. Completing the mission will grant you access to the Portable Space.”

He Yuzhu muttered to herself in her Dimensional Pocket and immediately entered a sealed room.

The room was squarish and 10 meters in length, width, and height. There was a large skylight above the room and a door on each of the four walls.

There were four doors in the north, south, east, and west. There was only one big window next to the east door. He Yuzhu walked to the window and saw that his other self was lying motionless on the bed.

The other three doors could not be opened. It seemed that they could only be opened after completing the system mission. The east door could be opened. As soon as he opened the door, He Yuzhu returned to the bed.

It seemed that the east gate was the passageway to the portable space. Once one entered the space, time outside would stop. Once one walked out of the space, time inside would stop as well.

These should be two completely parallel worlds. He could enter and exit the two worlds at will. He Yuzhu could only slowly discover the use of this cheat.

"Would the host like to sign in and receive the daily sign-in reward?”

There's actually a sign-in reward?

"Yes, sir!"

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining today's sign-in reward: A fat pig."

A fat pig weighing a few hundred pounds appeared in his Portable Space. There was a choice beside it, whether to decompose it.

"Yes, sir!"

Fortunately, it could be decomposed. Otherwise, it would be really difficult to slaughter a live pig.

After clicking on the breakdown button, the fat pig was broken down into several parts: pig head, pork, pig blood, pork chops, pig legs, pig skin, pig offal, and so on.

He Yuzhu was amused. The system was probably a germaphobe. The pig's offal had been washed, and there was no pig hair on the skin. The color of the pork was ruddy, which showed that the blood had been drained very cleanly. It was definitely slaughtered according to the standard process. It was sanitary and worry-free.

He Yuzhu took two pounds of meat and walked out of his Dimensional Pocket. He brought it to the kitchen and skillfully cut the lean meat into shreds. After refining the fat, he made a large plate of authentic Beijing sauce shredded meat in a short while. He stretched his nose and smelled it. It was really fragrant!

Just as he was about to eat, He Yuzhu's wooden door was opened.

A young wife with fair skin and a voluptuous figure was standing at the door. She was really pretty…

"Silly Zhu, what dish smells so good?"

The little wife was Qin Huairu. She was wearing a green cotton jacket with floral patterns and a pair of thick cotton pants, making her crotch look especially wide.

She placed one hand on her waist and the other on the door frame as she walked in.

At this moment, Qin Huairu had not given birth to any locust flowers. She was only four months pregnant and her stomach was already slightly bulging.

He Yuzhu frowned. So, she was here for the meat. Based on the plot of the television series, Qin Huairu had tricked Silly Zhu quite a bit. She kept preventing him from finding a wife and even got the stick to steal his food. Every time Silly Zhu brought back some lunchboxes from the canteen, she would snatch them away before he could even enter the house…

This silly pillar was actually willing to do it, enjoying it.

There was nothing he could do. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai. One was willing to beat him, and the other was willing to suffer. However, He Yuzhu was not a fool. He would not serve him.

"Who are you calling stupid? Let me tell you, I'm enlightened now, don't call me stupid in the future!”He Yuzhu took half a bottle of Erguotou from the cabinet, poured half a cup, and took a sip. This Erguotou was really strong!

"Alright, if you don't want to call me that, then don't call me that. Silly…then I'll call you Zhu Zi from now on, alright?”After Qin Huairu entered the house, she closed the door and sat down at the dining table.

Silly Zhu put a large amount of shredded pork in Beijing sauce into his mouth. Whoa…it was too fragrant. No wonder his craftsmanship had conquered the factory manager and the higher-ups.

"What's the matter? Don't come to my room if you don't have anything to do. It's easy for something to happen.”

He Yuzhu sized up Qin Huairu from the corner of his eyes. Her face, figure, eyes, and actions might not be a national beauty, but her appearance was really unique.

"What could have happened? You wouldn't dare to even if I lent you two guts. Life was good enough. He had just received his salary and he had already cooked a large plate of meat!”

Qin Huairu was about the same age as Silly Zhu when she married over. It had been six or seven years since then, so she thought that she knew Silly Zhu quite well.

Although he had a sharp tongue, Silly Zhu would never take advantage of his body.

Recently, she had been having severe morning sickness, but she had to eat while she was pregnant. However, she had no appetite for simple meals.

Now that he saw the Beijing Sauce Shredded Pork, such a fragrance assailed his nostrils, he could not help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

Her husband had been dead for more than three months, and she had gradually recovered from the pain. The whole family had to rely on her to support them, and this pressure made her unable to breathe.

After settling her husband's funeral, the pension from the factory was almost used up. Qin Huairu had started to replace her husband a month ago. However, her seniority was too short. She only received 20 yuan a month, and this was all because of the factory's care.

Qin Huairu thought of borrowing some noodles from Silly Zhu. It was almost the new year, so she had to save some money to buy clothes for the children.

"Do you want to eat? Let me kiss you, and you can take this meat away.”He Yuzhu said half-jokingly.

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