In the mortuary, Ah Wei smiled evilly as he thought about how to take revenge on the two ghosts.
"You can see ghosts if you wipe your eyes with grapefruit leaves.”Lin Mu left the memorial hall after saying that.
"Thank you, Immortal, thank you, Immortal. Hmph, hmph, I'll kill you demons and ghosts this time.”Ah Wei said gratefully, but he had bad intentions in his heart.
As Ah Wei spoke, he walked to the mortuary's kitchen, squatted down, and reached out to wipe off the ashes from the pot.
He wiped the sticky pot ash on his face, looking as if he had not had enough. Then, he stuck his butt out and crawled into the narrow stove.
As if he still felt that it was not enough, he crawled into the stove.
Lin Mu stood on the high wall in the distance and laughed out loud. Ah Wei was really going all out for revenge.
On the street outside the high wall, Mao Shanming released Dabao and Xiaobao.
Lin Mu quickly restrained his aura and cast a Heavenly Eye Spell.
Mao Shanming looked at the two ghosts in front of him, shook his head, and sighed.
"Uncle Ming, what's wrong?" Little Treasure, who had escaped from the jar, asked with concern.
Mao Shanming said slowly,"That immortal is right. Fire and water are incompatible. The north and south are opposites. Black and white are distinct. Loyalty and filial piety are difficult to exist…"?
"Humans and ghosts have different paths." The quick-witted Da Bao added.
"That's right. Those who oppose each other will eventually separate.”Mao Shan nodded.
"Who said that? Haven't you heard of the harmony of yin and yang?”Da Bao said indignantly.
"From today onwards, we will go our separate ways. If we go the same way, it will be a dead end. If we live together, it will be a bitter place. Nothing good will happen between us.”Mao Shanming shook his head helplessly.
"Uncle Ming." Little Treasure looked at Maoshan Ming pitifully. It was hard to harbor any ill intentions towards this little brat.
"Xiao Bao, be good and follow Da Bao. Go back to the countryside first. When Uncle Ming has enough money, he will come back to look for you.”Mao Shanming squatted down and patted Little Treasure's head.
"You two, stop following me." After saying that, Mao Shanming walked into the inn. Seeing that there were two ghosts following behind him, he immediately took out a yellow talisman and pasted it on the door.
Two pitiful ghosts, one big and one small, sat outside the door.
At this moment, a black thing appeared on the street and clumsily dodged left and right to hide its figure.
This black thing was none other than Ah Wei, whose entire body was covered in pot ash.
"I'll play you to death this time." As he spoke, he revealed a wretched and sinister smile.
Afraid that he would be exposed, Ah Wei took out another bag of pot ash and smeared it on the word " rape " on his chest, then on his face, layer by layer.
Ah Wei still felt that it was not enough, so he even smeared a layer on his teeth.
This time, Ah Wei's smile didn't even show his teeth.
"Eh? What is it?" A drunk old man who was on night watch walked out from the side. When he saw the black thing that was neither human nor ghost in front of him, he frowned in confusion and kicked him before continuing his night watch slowly.
"What a strong body odor." Da Bao frowned and sniffed. He looked around but did not see anyone.
"What? He can smell my body odor? I'm covered in pot dust, so they shouldn't be able to see me.”Ah Wei tightened his grip under his armpit and slowly approached.
"Why is it getting more and more smelly!" Da Bao stood up and asked curiously.
Da Bao walked in front of Ah Wei, who was covered in pot dust. He felt that the smell was getting stronger and stronger, but he could not see the person.
Ah Wei suddenly opened his arms.
" Ugh..." Da Bao immediately vomited from the disgusting smell.
Ah Wei took this opportunity to stick the yellow talisman on Da Bao's forehead and then imitated Ninth Uncle to stuff Da Bao into the jar.
At this moment, Mao Shanming heard Little Treasure's cry for help. He jumped down from upstairs and fell on his face.
Ah Wei turned around and ran when he saw the other party chasing after him.
Mao Shanming dragged his aching leg and followed closely behind.
The two of them ran out of the town one after the other. Ah Wei accidentally tripped over a tree root and fell hard on the ground, breaking the jar.
"What the hell is this?”Mao Shanming looked at the black-faced thing and punched it.
" Stop hitting me, I…" Ah Wei shouted in pain.
"Wow, you're so vicious." Mao Shanming looked at the black stains on his hands and thought that the other party was extremely poisonous. He stood up and stepped on the other party's face again.
At this moment, the bandit leader, the Thief Granny, suddenly appeared and grabbed Dabao, who had fallen to the ground.
Mao Shanming hurriedly chased after him. Seeing that things were not looking good, Ah Wei took out a horn from his pocket and blew it.
The thieving woman ran extremely fast and disappeared almost in an instant. Mao Shanming did not catch up with her and turned around to see Ah Wei blowing the trumpet.
"You still want to call for help!" Maoshan Ming kicked again.
" Stop hitting me, I'm the captain…" Ah Wei begged for mercy in pain.
"So what if you're the captain? Do you think I'll be afraid of you?”As he spoke, he kicked again.
"I, I'm Captain Ah Wei." Ah Wei saw the other party pick up a brick and hurriedly begged for mercy.
Soon, everyone in the town ran out following the sound of the horn. When they saw Ah Wei on the ground, they almost went up to him and gave him another beating.
Ah Wei explained repeatedly to avoid another round of punches and kicks.
"You have completed the plot quest, Ah Wei's Revenge. You have received 1 Energy Attracting Pill.”
Everyone looked at the graveyard at the side. The coffin had been lifted. Ninth Uncle frowned and said,"She snatched the corpse and took the big ghost away. She must be trying to use the corpse to kill someone. I think that witch will come to break into the prison.”
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