"F * ck, Grandpa Sixteen, you're too reckless! Before I could react, you came in!”
"There's nothing wrong with Grandpa Sixteen's self-introduction. This entry is really rough.”
"I suspect that you guys were driving, but I don't have any evidence…"
"This is the forbidden area? It looked like an ordinary mountain. There was nothing special about it.”
"It's so foggy outside, why is there no fog inside?”
……
After passing through the fog, Pei Shiliu felt her vision turn black. Then, she arrived at a desolate place.
At first glance, this was a very ordinary mountain peak.
In the wilderness, the greenish-gray land was covered with weeds. At a glance, one could only see some withered trees and old roots. There was no sign of human habitation.
"The live broadcast should have already started, right?”Pei Shiliu muttered to herself.
He looked around and then raised his head to look at the sky.
The place was shrouded in the same fog as the one he saw outside. He could not see the end of the fog at a glance, as if it had enveloped the entire world. Not even a ray of sunlight could be seen.
Pei Shiliu retracted her gaze and muttered to herself as she walked forward,"" We don't have a map, and we don't know the direction. We don't even know where the forbidden area is, and we don't know if there's anyone in the forbidden area. At least we can ask for directions…"
As he was speaking, he heard a rustling sound coming from ahead, as if there was an animal moving in the grass.
Pei Shiliu raised her head and looked ahead. She saw a patch of withered grass not far away, revealing a touch of earthen yellow.
Looking closely, it was a weasel.
Pei Shiliu had only seen this thing on television since she was young. This was the first time she had seen it in real life. She did not expect that the first living thing she saw after entering the forbidden area would be a weasel.
"I heard that this thing is very vengeful and its fart is very smelly. I wonder if it will fart and kill me if I kick it?”
Pei Shiliu said some meaningless trash talk and walked over with great interest, wanting to get closer to take a look at the weasel.
Unexpectedly, after taking a few steps, the weasel suddenly stood up and stared at Pei Shiliu with its black eyes. A human-like smile appeared on its face and it said,""Fellow countryman, fellow countryman, do I look like a human or a god to you?”
As soon as these words were said, the entire live broadcast room instantly exploded.
"F * ck! F * ck, f * ck, f * ck!"
"What the f * ck? The weasel spoke?"
"Just now outside the forbidden area, Grandpa Sixteen had already given me quite a shock. I didn't expect it to be so exciting as soon as I entered the forbidden area!”
"As expected of a forbidden area. It's indeed extraordinary. Even the yellow weasel can speak.”
"If I were to meet a yellow weasel in the wilderness, I would be so scared that I would die on the spot!”
"What yellow weasel, this is called Huang Daxian! If I'm not wrong, Huang Daxian should be about to achieve his goal, so he's blocking the way to ask for a title!”
"I've heard of this before. It's said that some mountain spirits and ghosts will find someone to block their way and ask for a title before they become a true cultivator. Just like Huang Daxian, if he says that he looks like a human, his cultivation will be crippled for the rest of his life. Moreover, Huang Daxian is very vengeful and will harm you for the rest of your life!”
"Then what if it looks like an immortal?"
"There are two situations. If Huang Daxian's personality is good, he will appear in your dream after you help him. He will ask you what you wish for, and he will help you fulfill your wish. If Huang Daxian's personality is bad, he will pester you after he attains the Dao.”
"This isn't a good thing either way. This forbidden land was too dangerous. The opening was so f * cking difficult!”
"I'm starting to get nervous. This scene is too f * cking strange. Although Grandpa Sixteen is very awesome, how should we deal with this kind of mountain spirit?”
"I wonder what Grandpa Sixteen will say. Please don't let anything happen to Grandpa Sixteen. You're my favorite contestant!”
……
There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room. Everyone was worried about Pei Shiliu's current situation.
Many people had heard of Huang Daxian. After all, it was a folk legend that had been passed down to this day. Some people had heard about it from the older generation since they were young.
The weasel would block the way and ask for a title. If he failed, his cultivation would be crippled and he would be pestering you forever. If you succeed, you will become an immortal. If you help you fulfill a wish out of good intentions, or do whatever you want, you will still be entangled for a lifetime.
Everyone only treated this as a folk tale, but they did not expect to see this story come true in the forbidden area.
Pei Shiliu had also heard of the story of the weasel asking for a title.
He was a person who liked to read. The welfare institute had nothing else but books.
Reading was the only pleasure he had in his spare time. He had read many folktales like the weasel asking for a title.
Pei Shiliu was not in a hurry to answer the weasel. Instead, she walked up to it and squatted down. She held her chin and sized up the weasel that was more than half a meter tall.
The yellow weasel's black eyes darted around and said,""Fellow countryman, fellow countryman, do I look like a human or an immortal?”
Pei Shiliu pondered for two seconds and said,""I think you look like a blonde loli who is less than 1.5 meters tall.”
The weasel was speechless.
The beast was dumbfounded on the spot, and a rather human-like dazed expression appeared on its face.
The audience in the live broadcast room almost spat out a mouthful of water.
"What the f * ck is this little blonde loli who's less than 1.5 meters tall!”
"Grandpa Sixteen, are you trying to make me laugh to death so that you can inherit my flowers?”
"I thought that Grandpa Sixteen would say that he looked like a human, and I also thought that Grandpa Sixteen would say that he looked like an immortal. I even thought that Grandpa Sixteen might punch him angrily, but I didn't expect him to say this. I have to admit that Grandpa Sixteen's mind is really not something that mortals like me can fathom.”
"Grandpa Sixteen, that's enough! Why are you carrying Pinru's wardrobe? Quickly return Pinru's clothes!”
"So? What would happen to this yellow weasel next? Will she really become a little loli?"
……
The netizens were shocked by Pei Shiliu's words. They were also curious about the yellow weasel's reaction.
Pei Shiliu was the same. He looked at the yellow weasel in front of him with great interest, thinking that this thing wouldn't really turn into a little loli, right?
Then, he realized that the weasel's body had really changed…
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