An hour later, Lu Ziqiao returned to the apartment with bags of ingredients.
Chen Meijia was shocked.
She looked at Lu Ziqiao, who was walking to the kitchen, with a silly expression." Are you preparing to go to the Fourth Compound?"”
What were the four courtyards?
Mental hospital!
"Chen Meijia, do you think your mouth will grow hemorrhoids if you don't speak?”
Lu Ziqiao ignored her and took out the ingredients to wash.
That familiar movement scared Chen Meijia into a daze, as if she had seen a living ghost.
Lu Ziqiao first prepared the ingredients before cooking. Then, he stewed a pot of rice.
"When did you learn how to cook?”
Chen Meijia appeared next to Lu Ziqiao. She was sneaky and curious.
"You didn't realize it in the past."
Lu Ziqiao boasted without batting an eye." Back then, my god-level culinary skills were famous in the pugilistic world. People gave me a resounding nickname because they admired my dishes…White Dragon in the Waves, Lu Xiaobu!”
"Keep bragging."
Chen Meijia's pretty face revealed a look of disdain." You can only sell some divine pills and blabber about pursuing the best feelings and creating a happy life. Oh, yeah!”
“……”
Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes." Chen Meijia, it's about time. I'm not the same person as before." From today onwards, a brand new Lu Ziqiao will make the entire world bow down to me and beg me to cook them a delicious meal.”
"You look so handsome when you brag."
Chen Meijia deliberately coughed twice and looked serious." I almost believed it!”
"Don't eat the delicious food I'll make later.”
Lu Ziqiao sneered." Don't look at how happy you are now. I'll make you call me daddy sooner or later!”
"You…Ha!"
Chen Meijia looked at him with disdain." If I really ate the food you made, I would definitely call you Daddy." However, stop dreaming. Reality is cruel.”
"You said so yourself."
A strange smile appeared on Lu Ziqiao's face.
"What I said is what I said."
Chen Meijia was extremely proud, but her little face soon fell." Oh right, have you prepared the rent money?”
"Don't worry about me. Are you ready?”
Lu Ziqiao asked with a smile.
"Of course."
Chen Meijia ran to the hall and picked up her small bag. She ran over and even waved it in front of Lu Ziqiao.
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
"What's going on?"
Lu Ziqiao was stunned." You didn't put a bomb in your bag, did you?”
"Earth leopard, it's money."
Chen Meijia opened her bag and took out the coins inside." You've never seen money before, have you?”
"Ugh!"
Lu Ziqiao looked at the bag of coins in shock, and the corner of his mouth twitched twice." Even if it's money, the problem is that our rent is 8,000 yuan. It's 4,000 yuan for the two of us to split it equally. The money in your bag is probably not even enough, right?”
"That's impossible, right?"
Chen Meijia looked a little confused as she started to flip through the money in her bag." 1, 2, 3, 17 = 7, 27 = 48, Women's Day on March 8th…"
“……”
Lu Ziqiao gave Chen Meijia a sanitary wink." Stop counting. I'll pay for you. Remember to owe me 4,000 yuan."”
"Really? You, Lu Ziqiao, are so kind?”
Chen Meijia, who put down her finger, clearly didn't believe it and was very surprised.
The Lu Ziqiao in her heart was not only stingy, but also a dog. Would he help her pay the rent?
Did Grandpa Sun come out of the toilet?
"If you don't believe me, you can ask Hu Yifei and Teacher Zeng.”
Lu Ziqiao ignored Chen Meijia." Do you think I'm like you, who only knows how to read comics and buy dolls all day? Face reality."”
"Wow, Ziqiao, did you get rich?”
Chen Meijia exclaimed, and her eyes lit up." Tell me, what good job did you find?”
"Work is impossible."
Lu Ziqiao smiled proudly." With just me, Lu Ziqiao, a few pieces of pie can fall from the sky at any time.”
"Can I not brag? I guess he cheated money from another woman, right?”
Chen Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao's waist with disdain and laughed strangely." Is it very hard? After all, it's a job to serve people." Hehehe…I have a Donald Duck!”
“……”
Lu Ziqiao really wanted to stab Chen Meijia.
What was this woman thinking all day?
Am I that kind of person?
Needless to say, the past him was indeed such a person!
Suddenly.
The door opened.
Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia were shocked. They guessed that the person might be from the next door.
Chen Meijia suddenly stretched out her arms and hugged Lu Ziqiao's waist from behind. Her small body leaned against him and she said with an infatuated expression,"Oh, Ziqiao-Jun, you are really powerful, like a male god. You are also the man of men in my heart, the Lu Bu of Lu Bu!”
“……”
Lu Ziqiao felt a little nauseous. From the corner of her eye, she saw Zeng Xiaoxian opening the door and entering.
He had no choice.
Now that he was pretending to be a couple with Chen Meijia, he definitely had to be more intimate to avoid being seen through. He couldn't enjoy the rent reduction.
But Chen Meijia, you're going a little overboard.
Can you not disgust me?
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