"By the way, did you tell me that you're from Han?”
Chen Meijia's face turned sour and she said disdainfully,"Why? Did you change your nationality?"
"My goals are different now.”
Lu Ziqiao smiled." Not as good at lying as before."”
"Ha…I don't believe you."
Chen Meijia obviously didn't believe him." If I believed you, I probably wouldn't even be able to put on my pants. But you have to thank me. If it wasn't for the teacher teaching us not to throw trash, I would have thrown you out long ago.”
"Do we really have such a huge grudge?”
Lu Ziqiao sighed." Can't old friends have a good chat when they meet?”
"Who's your friend?"
Chen Meijia's eyes widened." We're all in the martial arts world. Since there's enmity between us, we should draw our swords. But what's wrong with you today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine? Why are you a little different from the past?”
As expected, you can't fool the person who knows you the most!
Lu Ziqiao's expression became complicated as she changed the topic." Why are you here?”
"Me?"
Chen Meijia rolled her eyes." I'm the bride's friend. I'm her relative, understand?”
"Ha…"
Lu Ziqiao sighed and shook his head." Stop fooling around. Do you know the bride's name?”
"Call…"
Chen Meijia couldn't pretend anymore and shouted indignantly,"As if you knew."
"Of course I know. Her name is Tian Erniu.”
Lu Ziqiao smiled evilly." See, you're the one who came to cheat us of food and drinks!”
"What do you want?"
Chen Meijia flew into a rage out of humiliation and started to bluff." Let me tell you, I brought my boyfriend here today.”
"I'm so scared!"
Lu Ziqiao was amused." Come, call him out. I'm a priest now. I guarantee that I'll ferret him over!"”
"You…"
Chen Meijia's little face flushed red, and she looked even cuter." Believe it or not, I'll take a sip of salt soda..."
"Do you believe that I'll spit a mouthful of salt soda on you?”
Lu Ziqiao slowly opened his mouth and said the same thing as Chen Meijia.
“……”
Chen Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao in a daze.
"I still remember a lot of things."
Lu Ziqiao's eyes flashed with gentleness." You haven't forgotten either, have you?”
"Why did you run away back then?"
Chen Meijia's eyes were misty." Leaving me behind?”
"I'm sorry!" Lu Ziqiao sighed.
"Sorry is useful. Why do we need the police?”
" You're a playboy," Chen Meijia said hatefully." You'll never change that, and I won't believe you anymore!"”
After saying that, Chen Meijia turned around and ran...
“……”
Lu Ziqiao was speechless.
Speaking of which, I admit that I'm a scumbag.
But I really wasn't the one who messed with you in the past!
Suddenly.
Suona, gongs, and drums sounded.
"Fellow villagers, brothers and sisters, I am your friend Zeng Xiaoxian. Welcome to my friends, Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu's wedding.”
Lu Ziqiao turned around.
On the stage not far away, a young man with small eyes was standing on the stage and talking into a microphone.
Lu Ziqiao looked at him quietly.
Speaking of which, this guy on the stage was also considered the soul of iPartment world. He was a radio host, burped for at least two seconds, was always cheap, had short eyes and legs, shook his eyebrows when he smiled, and had an extremely wretched personality.
The world's most despicable, nicknamed Scumbag Zeng.
Zeng Xiaoxian!
In Lu Ziqiao's previous life, other than being weak and cowardly, weak and timid, and having schizophrenia from time to time, he could be considered a kind-hearted man.
However, this fellow was born to be at odds with Hu Yifei. They were a classic enemy. Later on, he also became enemies with Hu Yifei.
If he had been a little bolder, Hu Yifei would probably have been on maternity leave a long time ago.
Fortunately.
Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian didn't have any thoughts about each other yet.
"Scumbag Zeng, I'm sorry!"
Lu Ziqiao smiled and walked toward Chen Meijia.
……
"Wow, Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu…Is there really such a violent name in this world?”
Chen Meijia was dumbfounded and muttered to herself," I thought Lu Ziqiao was lying to me!”
"Lu Ziqiao is not an idiot now. I don't think he will lie to you in the future!”
Lu Ziqiao's laughter sounded beside Chen Meijia.
"Ah!"
Chen Meijia was shocked and glared at Lu Ziqiao." Are you trying to scare me to death and steal my inheritance?”
"When I saw you standing here, I thought you had taken a fancy to that kid on the stage.”
Lu Ziqiao smiled and said," Besides, weren't you quite infatuated in the past?”
"None of your business."
Chen Meijia pursed her lips." I'm not a lecherous woman, but forget about that guy on stage.”
"Then why don't I give myself to you to satisfy your craving?”
Lu Ziqiao smiled." Experts say that girls who are not lecherous will age easily. So, I've decided. I'm going to give myself to you unconditionally." Don't misunderstand. I don't mean anything else. I just hope that you can live forever!”
“……”
Chen Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao in a daze.
That cute little face had no head!
"Did you agree?"
Lu Ziqiao laughed out loud." Good girl. Let's listen to the experts in the future, okay?"”
Chen Meijia was speechless.
She really wanted to bite something now.
Teeth are good!
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