Tang: Lying flat at the beginning of the game, the empress eavesdropped on his thoughts
5 Your Majesty, the Empress is equal to the butcher at the street corner.

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At this moment, the empress was really trying her best to suppress her anger!

Raising a male pet?

To think that the legendary person could think of it!

Ten years ago, Li Er's words almost killed her.

It was Yan Liben, the designer of Li Er's mausoleum, who pleaded for her life and lived in a nunnery for ten years.

After ten years of hardship, she had never seen a single male hair.

After ten years, she had long lost interest in men.

Not only that, Li Er, the emperor, was extremely angry back then. His murderous roar had even caused her to have some trauma towards men.

Therefore, she did not want any man to get close to her.

To say that she was not interested was an understatement. It could be said that she had a shadow and was suffering from 'husband phobia.'

How could she have a male pet like this?

Disgusting?

However, on second thought, it made sense!

After all, in the eyes of outsiders, she was indeed beautiful.

She was already in her twenties. How could she still be a young lady?

Even though she was really a pure and innocent young lady!

However, as the emperor, he had to suffer criticism!

Although she was a woman, she valued her reputation in this aspect.

But now, she was the emperor, so she had to bear all the criticism.

This was fate, he had to admit it!

However, he really didn't know how she would feel if she knew that this legendary person was Di Yun.

Of course, as a transmigrator, Di Yun definitely thought so.

He laid flat the moment he arrived. He had never been to the capital or left Taiyuan.

How could he know what kind of person Wu Zetian was in this life?

At this moment!

After Wu Zetian figured out the legend of the boy toy, there was still one thing she couldn't figure out.

There was still a trace of anger between her brows.

Even though it was hard to notice.

The thing she couldn't figure out was that Di Yun said she was craving Di Renjie's fat body?

Even if she was still interested in men, she couldn't

It was not that Di Renjie was ugly. Di Renjie was now in his thirties and had two mustaches. He could only be considered mature, but he was definitely not ugly.

However, she, Wu Zetian, was an arrogant person.

Even if he wanted to find someone, he had to find someone handsome and with a perfect figure!

At the very least, he had to look like Di Yun.

It was also at this moment that Di Yun caught a trace of Wu Zetian's unnoticeable anger.

Was he angry?

Is she angry because I didn't thank her for her praise?

Are you angry that I don't know manners?

Good, good kidneys!

Then I'll develop in this direction. I'll make you hate me, and then you won't let me go. This way, I can lie flat at home without any worries.

Anyway, my brother is Di Renjie. So what if you hate me?

Can you kill me?

【......】

At this moment, Di Yun's inner voice sounded in Wu Zetian's mind.

In an instant, she was no longer angry.

On the contrary, he found it unbelievable.

This guy was always coming up with new words.

First it was 'f * ck' and then it was 'lying flat.'

What was lying flat?

As she thought of this, she sipped her tea and glanced at Di Renjie, who did not know the truth.

Di Qing, oh Di Qing!

How many years have you been deceived by your brother?

He also knows that I have a favor to ask of you, so he doesn't dare to kill him!

With such a mindset, how could he be called stupid? And how could he not know anything else other than making tea?

The Way of Tea was an elegant enjoyment.

How many truly slow-witted people could have such attainments?

Thinking of this, she looked directly at Di Yun.

You act!

Continue acting as me!

Let's see if you can perform a flower?

"Your Majesty, you have eaten too many delicacies in the palace and have been blinded by pig fat.”

Cough cough!

Di Renjie was shocked when he heard that.

This was disrespectful!

Even though he knew that his brother was stupid and didn't have a spoonful of ink in his stomach, he didn't mean it that way.

"Brat, I told you to read more books, but you didn't believe me.”

"You don't even know how to speak."

"If not for His Majesty's forgiveness, he would definitely have sentenced you to death.”

Di Renjie quickly apologized to Wu Zetian,""Your Majesty, this foolish brother is really ignorant and doesn't know how to speak.”

"It's better if he doesn't go to the capital.”

That's right, my brother is good. He has directly upgraded from a brother to a stupid brother!

Dumb younger brother is even better!

When he thought of this, Di Yun immediately realized that he was wrong and looked extremely embarrassed.

He quickly scratched his head in embarrassment, then smiled awkwardly and said,"Your Majesty, I'm sorry. I'm uncultured and have made you angry.”

"My brother is right, Hai."

Oh!

"A vast amount. Your Majesty is like a butcher at the end of the street.”

With that, he immediately said like he was hugging a watermelon,"Big belly, can hold a boat!"

Hah!

Di Renjie gasped when he heard that.

"It's true that the Prime Minister's stomach can hold a boat, but that can't even be used to describe a woman, let alone His Majesty," he rebuked angrily.”

"I, Di Huaiying, how could I?"

"Get out. Don't go to the capital."

Di Renjie was scared. He pointed at the door and told him to leave.

He didn't even need to apologize. Just let him, his elder brother, do it on his behalf!

Done!

Thank you, my brother!

When he thought of this, Di Yun scratched his head, lowered his head, and scurried out.

At the same time, the corners of his mouth curled into a faint smile as if his scheme had succeeded.

"Sit down!"

At this moment, Wu Zetian spoke.

It was an absolute command.

I'm already like this, and you still

Hearing this, Wu Zetian was delighted.

Di Yun!

Di Huaiyu!

I don't want you to succeed!

You want to live a peaceful life at home, right? I won't!

I want you to go today!

When she thought of this, she didn't look at Di Yun. Instead, she looked at Di Renjie with a reproachful gaze.

"Di Qing!"

"In order to invite you, I can do this.”

"Could it be that in your eyes, Zhen is like that market girl, so petty?”

Di Renjie was at a loss for words.

"I was thinking too much!"

After Wu Zetian nodded, she looked at Di Yun and smiled.

His eyes were almost narrowed into slits!

This smile was 50% charming and 50% evil.

Especially that pair of beautiful phoenix eyes that could be vicious and bewitching.

If the eyes could speak, then the words that the eyes wanted to say must be very profound!

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