"Yo, yo, yo, this old man's jaw is about to be dislocated.”
The yellow ape shook its head and said in a daze after Ron helped it out a long distance away.
It wasn't that the yellow ape didn't want to get up, but that it was stunned by Ron's punch.
Only now did he regain his consciousness.
This wasn't the effect of Ron's Overlord Color Flow, but Ron's general attack attribute.
One of the rewards of the Fish-Catching System was the stun effect of normal attacks!
Because of this system, Ron's way of becoming stronger was different from the characters in One Piece.
Every time he slacked for ten days, the system would randomly give him skills and attributes.
Ron had been slacking off for more than ten years, and most of his attributes had already reached an exaggerated level.
The reason why Ron was so fast just now was not because he had used the sixth form of shaving. It was simply because Ron's movement speed was fast enough.
Ron didn't understand why so many random attributes were added to Speed and Defense.
Ron
Strength: 12,050
Agility: 38,000
Defense 23060
HP Recovery 40050
(Normal adult's value is 1)
Attack Effect: 50% Stun, 68% Tear, 55% Poison, 58% Chaos, 1% Dance, 100% Blow Away
Domineering Overlord Color, Armed Color, Knowledge Color
Ron's defense was probably twice that of Kaido.
As for why he came to this conclusion, it was entirely because Ron had gone to Kaido six years ago to test it.
Experimentation was the only way to test the truth.
These rewards were obtained by Ron through his years of slacking. Every time the rewards were added to his attributes, he would occasionally obtain skills.
It could be said that the yellow ape's luck was quite good. When it was hit, it triggered the knockback and stun effect.
If he was unlucky, he would be able to catch the dance with a 1% trigger rate.
Another scene would have happened in the meeting room just now.
This group of colleagues could see this scene: The yellow ape was sent flying. It then stood up from the ground and began to dance.
Coupled with the yellow ape's wretched old face, the scene was simply indescribable.
If that happened, the yellow ape would really lose all its face.
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After the yellow ape woke up, it looked at Ron and said,
"What do you mean by attacking me?”
said Ron in a bad mood.
This guy actually has the cheek to ask me?
"I haven't asked you why you dragged me into this.”
The yellow ape tilted its mouth and asked in confusion,""I'm just reminding you, Marshal Zhan Guo? Is there something wrong?"
"You just want to take advantage of the crowd to make it easier for you to fish!”
Ron directly exposed the yellow ape's thoughts.
"Eh? How do you know what this old man is thinking!”Huang Yuan rubbed his chin and said.
"This is called a hero recognizing a hero."
"Come, let's sit down and talk about this.”
Ron motioned for the yellow ape to sit down.
The yellow ape was curious as well. How did this fellow discover his good paddling skills?
Therefore,
The two admirals sat on the steps and began to discuss their thoughts on slacking.
Ron: " There's something wrong with your way of slacking off. It's really the worst policy. It's not like you're slacking off when there are more people working.”
"Instead, you have to encourage the people around you to work more. This way, they will fight to finish your work, especially your subordinates. You have to focus on cultivating their values of hard work, progress, and struggle.”
"As long as the employees work hard enough, the boss will drive a Mercedes-Benz as soon as possible.”
"Eh? That makes sense!"
The yellow ape suddenly nodded. Although he did not understand what the Mercedes-Benz Luhn was talking about, he understood the meaning of this sentence.
"So you and I are on the same side. We have no competitive relationship. Tell me, what good did you get by giving me up just now?”
said Ron as he took out some melon seeds.
The yellow ape pondered for a moment and shook its head regretfully. Then, it rubbed its chin and said,""Eh? In that case, what I did was wrong?”
Ron said as he munched on melon seeds,"Of course, whether I join the war or not doesn't affect you slacking off. You have to remember that we are colleagues and are on the same front. We should cooperate with each other to deal with the war.”
The yellow ape seemed to understand.
"But I feel that your method of slacking off is a little lacking.”
"Oh? I'm all ears. Tell me your brilliant opinion.”
The yellow ape took the melon seeds from Ron and said,""You can't go against the Warring States Empire for everything. Although you can hide for a while, it's not suitable for long-term development.”
"What do you mean?”
"General Zhan Guo is old. If you anger him to death and change to a stricter general, it won't be a good thing for us.”
"Comrade Huang Yuan, what a brilliant theory!"
"Take this old man for example. I'll agree to any mission that Marshal Sengoku sends me. At most, I can touch the fish while I'm executing it. For example, a while ago, I went to catch a supernova. Those guys looked like troublesome characters. This old man used a trick, and very cleverly did not catch a single person.”
"The smartest move I made in this operation was to push all the blame to Bartholomew Bear and King of Hell Riley.”
" Whether you go or not is a matter of attitude. Whether you can do it or not is a matter of ability. Even if you're slacking off, your attitude has to be correct. Ron, you can't always go against the Marshal of the Sengoku Kingdom. You have to learn to slack off during missions.”
Ron nodded and said in a serious tone that he had never used before,"I've learned my lesson. I'll seriously consider this.”
However, after the meeting ended, Sengoku did not go far.
Coincidentally, he heard the two of them talking.
It was mainly because Ron and the yellow ape did not have any intention of avoiding them.
This almost angered Zhan Guo to death.
His two great generals were actually discussing how to slack off in public.
Moreover, they even began to exchange their experiences in an extremely serious manner.
It was a feeling of learning from each other and regretting not meeting each other earlier.
The most infuriating thing was that the two of them were still sitting on the steps, eating melon seeds, and then discussing how to fool him.
Especially that yellow ape, Zhan Guo already felt that what happened at Chambord was a little weird.
As expected! It was really Huang Yuan who did it on purpose. Zhan Guo still vaguely remembered that Huang Yuan had reported it like this: "Yo, yo, yo, those supernovas are too terrifying. I didn't expect that when I was about to catch them, the Bartholomew Bear and King of Hell Riley suddenly appeared and stopped me!”
At that time, he actually believed it!
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