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28 Aged virgin boy’s urine, 20 yuan per catty

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It was a skinny, black-bearded Daoist priest in a green robe.

He held the dust in his left hand and a compass in his right.

The clothes on his body were obviously very old.

However, it was precisely because of this that he looked a little like a wind immortal.

"I am Zhao Wu, from the Pure Cultivation Temple on Lotus Mountain.”

"This morning, I sensed demonic qi rising in this place!”

"It's obvious that something dirty has come here.”

The Buddhist auntie walked over with the Buddha beads.

"Taoist priest, Daoists and Buddhists are all about accumulating virtue, doing good deeds, and cultivating one's character!”

"I've been chanting Buddhist scriptures for so many years.”

"It should be blessed by Buddha."

"Would the building I live in provoke such an evil?”

Zhao Wu closed his eyes and bowed.

"Heavenly Venerate for Blessings!"

"Benefactor, you have a golden light protecting your body. You must be a devout person.”

"Don't worry, the Evil isn't here for you.”

"It's someone else!"

Immediately after, he opened his eyes wide and looked at Luo Fan.

"You!"

Zhao Wu's entire body trembled, and his tiger body shook. Instantly, his aura shot into the sky.

The surrounding residents were all amazed.

However,

Luo Fan was not surprised.

It would be strange if it wasn't him.

"Alright then." Luo Fan smiled faintly." From what you said, there's a way to break it?”

Zhao Wu nodded." You're worth teaching!”

Then,

He muttered something and counted with his fingers for a while before saying,

"Child urine!"

"Three catties of virgin boy's urine!"

"Drink half a catty of it in one go and cleanse your internal organs.”

"As for the other two and a half pounds, bathe your entire body and do not wipe it off within half an hour.”

"This spell can get rid of half of the evil!”

Fan's face darkened as he asked,"

"What about the other half?"

Zhao Wu said,

"I can draw an eight trigrams formation on the ground.”

"This formation was created by the founder of our Qingxiu Temple!”

"It can double the effect of the virgin boy's urine!”

"In this way, the evil can be completely removed!”

Luo Fan nodded."

"Do you need some tools to cast this formation?”

"Then I have to pay some money to invite him?”

Zhao Wu was stunned.

"No…that's right!"

At this point, Luo Fan was almost certain.

This bro was a fraud!

"How much are all the props?”

Zhao Wu extended two fingers.

"Two million?" Luo Fan said faintly," Isn't it a little expensive?”

Puff!

Zhao Wu almost spat out.

"No, there's no need to donate so much!”

"Deal!" Luo Fan made an OK gesture.

Zhao Wu was stunned again.

He had thought that the other party would bargain, but who knew that he would agree so readily.

If he had known earlier, he would have said 20,000!

"There's more!" Luo Fan asked," Do you also provide virgin boy's urine?”

Zhao Wu nodded.

"That's right! It was definitely old fart! The stronger the taste, the better the effect."

"However, these are the merit points donated by some young benefactors a few years ago…"

Luo Fan interrupted Zhao Wu impatiently.

" No need to explain, just name your price!"

Zhao Wu didn't expect Luo Fan to be so gullible. He stretched out two more fingers.

"20 RMB per catty!"

"Sure!" Luo Fan nodded." Go get the urine. Pay on delivery."”

Zhao Wu felt awkward hearing these words.

"Cough!"

Zhao Wu continued,

"Also, I've already used the compass to measure it.”

"There's a good place under my feet, so I need to use the formation here.”

Luo Fan looked around and suddenly smiled.

"From what you're saying, you want me to bathe in virgin boy urine in front of everyone?”

Zhao Wu pretended to be profound as he closed his eyes and bowed.

"Heavenly Venerate for Blessings!"

He opened his eyes again.

"Other than this, there is no other way!"

"You don't have to take off your clothes."

"The effect of a virgin boy's urine is better when it is stained on clothes.”

"I see." Luo Fan nodded." One last question.”

"The demon you mentioned is on the roof."

"Why did you have to use force on me instead of catching him?”

Zhao Wu suddenly frowned. Clearly, he was stumped.

Ah, this…

There was a long silence.

"Heavenly Venerate for Blessings!"

"Man is the root of all evil!"

"You've done too much evil recently, that's why you found such an evil thing!”

"The root of it all lies in you!”

"If I want to settle this once and for all, of course I have to cast a spell on you!”

Luo Fan gave him a thumbs up.

"This answer is full of logic! There's nothing wrong with it!"

"In that case, this penniless monk will go and get the item to cast the spell.”Zhao Wu said," Don't be impatient.”

Just like that, Zhao Wu went to get his things.

The residents present started whispering.

"I didn't expect Luo Fan to believe in these things at such a young age.”

"What do you know? I saw it with my own eyes!”

"Those who don't believe in evil have either died early or gone crazy. Are there still few such examples?”

"This Luo Fan did the right thing... Speaking of which, this kid looks like a decent person, but I don't know what dirty things he's done behind his back.”

"That's right. You can't continue to interact with him in the future! He looked like a good person, but it turned out that he was just pretending!”

“......”

Luo Fan's hearing was now amazing.

He heard every word they said.

He was also helpless.

It was past 10 in the morning, and the younger ones had gone to school and work.

The people who stayed behind were a group of old men and women.

It was indeed easy to believe in these strange and chaotic theories.

"Everyone!" Luo Fan suddenly said in front of everyone," I'm going upstairs to get something.”

"If that Taoist priest comes back, please tell him.”

"Don't let this Taoist priest escape."

Not long after,

Zhao Wu returned with three large mineral water bottles, a pile of incense sticks, charcoal, and other items.

And then,

He heard a child crying from the corridor.

"Dad! Dad! Save me! Wuwuwuwu…"

In the next moment,

Luo Fan walked out from the stairwell.

On his shoulder was the Flowering Heavenly Hound that had been leaping over roofs and walls just now.

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