"That old hen of yours might have gone somewhere to lay eggs.”
After He Yuzhu explained it clearly, he immediately felt relaxed and began to tease Xu Damao.
"You, what do you mean?" Xu Damao didn't react for a moment. He didn't understand what he meant by laying eggs.
"Nothing." The corners of He Yuzhu's mouth curled up slightly as he smiled mockingly.
He had never gotten along with Xu Damao since he was young, and teasing Xu Damao was his pleasure.
The crowd didn't understand what He Yuzhu meant and looked at the two of them in a daze.
Puchi!
Jia Geng naturally understood what He Yuzhu meant by laying eggs. He couldn't help but laugh.
"What are you laughing at?"
Xu Damao saw Qin Huairu's son laughing. He was obviously laughing at him.
"What Uncle He means is that your old hen doesn't want to become a hen that can't lay eggs!”
Seeing that Xu Damao still didn't understand, Jia Geng reminded him.
"What do you mean? My old hen can lay eggs!”
Xu Damao was puzzled and still did not understand the meaning behind it.
What are these two talking about? Tongue twisters?
"Sigh!" Jia Geng immediately shook his head. He didn't understand such an obvious hint.
They were probably hungry and couldn't get enough nutrition.
"Son, tell me!" Qin Huairu urged when she saw that her son was still keeping her in suspense.
"Alright then, I'll tell you. Don't be angry!”
Since his mother had spoken, Jia Geng had to say it.
"Tell me!" Xu Damao wanted to know what this joke meant. Did he know where his chicken was?
Everyone present was also very puzzled and looked at Jia Geng in unison.
"What Uncle He means is that someone in your family can't lay eggs, and that old hen is afraid of being infected, so she went somewhere else.”
Jia Geng didn't keep her in suspense anymore and said it directly.
Hahaha!
Everyone present laughed out loud. They all understood.
They said that Xu Damao and his wife had been married for so long but had yet to give birth to a child.
This joke, no, He Yuzhu was too mean.
"What do you mean? You said that I can't lay eggs, no, can't have children, right?”
Lou Xiao'e immediately stood up and looked at Jia Geng angrily.
"You, how can you curse us like this?”
Xu Damao shouted at Jia Geng in dissatisfaction.
"I didn't say it, it was Uncle He. I'm just explaining it to you.”
He couldn't take the blame. Jia Geng quickly poured the dirty water on He Yuzhu.
"Hey, kid, why are you so smart? Oh, no, why are you telling the truth?”
He Yuzhu laughed and gave Jia Geng a thumbs up.
"Silly Zhu, how can you talk like that?”
Lou Xiao'e was very dissatisfied. She had been married for more than two years and still had no children.
Xu Damao's parents had already given her a lot of pressure.
Now that she said it in public, she felt a little embarrassed.
"Is that what you say to a child? Are you cursing us husband and wife not to have children?”
Xu Damao was also very angry, saying that he had no descendants.
Moreover, it was too embarrassing to not be able to have children.
Suddenly, he thought of something.
He looked at Jia Geng and asked loudly,"Hey, aren't you sick at home? Tell me, did you steal my chicken?"?”
Jia Geng was stunned for a moment and frowned. He was really suspected of stealing the chicken.
His brain began to work as he thought of a countermeasure.
Seeing that he was stunned, Xu Damao stepped forward and continued to interrogate him,"
"Awesome, the people who have the ability to steal chickens in the courtyard either go to school or go to work. You're the only one who's sick at home.”
"And now, looking at how you're doing perfectly well, it's obvious that your condition has improved because you secretly ate my chicken!”
"Tell me the truth. Did you steal it?”
After finishing his speech, Xu Damao turned to the people in the entire academy.
"Everyone, tell me, am I right?”
Everyone present was deep in thought. Some people nodded and felt that it made sense.
"Awesome, tell me, did you steal it?”Third Uncle was a primary school teacher. Although he didn't teach the boy, he knew that the boy was a naughty child. It was really possible.
"Yes, you stole the chicken. It's not a big deal to pay some money. It would be a huge stain if it was brought to the police station. It would affect her studies.”
Second Uncle spoke. It seemed like he was analyzing the pros and cons, but the meaning in his words was very obvious. It was you who stole the chicken. You should admit it quickly.
"Awesome, children can't lie. Tell me, Grandpa Yi believes you.”
After knowing that it wasn't Silly Zhu who stole the chicken, First Uncle heaved a sigh of relief.
As for children, it was not a big problem.
Children are all naughty. It's really a joke to steal. It's over after paying some money and apologizing.
After He Yuzhu heard Xu Damao's analysis, he agreed with him a little. After all, this kid used to like to come to his room to take some things, but he didn't care and ignored him.
Could it really be that he was stealing a chicken?
He Yuzhu turned to look at Jia Geng to see what he had to say.
Facing their interrogation, Jia Geng recalled the time when he had just left the house.
At that time, he heard the crowing of chickens and a few sneaky figures.
Looking around, he quickly found the thief who stole the chicken.
Just as she was about to speak, she heard her mother stand out like an old hen protecting her chicks.
"Xu Damao, you're bullsh * t. Why would my son steal your chicken?”
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