This kind of emergency was not written in the script.
Fortunately, he was an experienced actor.
It was normal to add scenes and lines on the spot.
"Oh, you mean when I was alive? When I was alive, I cooked pancakes. I'm not afraid that you'll laugh at me.”
"My wife had an affair with someone. After I saw it, not only did she not repent, she even poisoned me.”
"Sigh, am I ridiculous? I can't even keep an eye on my own wife. To be honest, if I wasn't about to reincarnate, I would definitely be embarrassed to say it.”
"This can be considered as me understanding something. Thank you for listening to my nagging!! As for the clothes, aren't we all dressed like this? But you're dressed very strangely.”
Fan Ling stared blankly at the strong but slightly short middle-aged man in front of him.
Why did this story sound so familiar to him?
It was as if he had heard it somewhere before.
"May I ask this big brother, which dynasty are you from?”
"Dynasty? Great Song, of course. Why?"
The man was baffled by the question, as if everyone should know this question.
What the f * ck!
Fan Ling pointed at the muscular man and said,"
"Don't tell me your name is Wu Dalang?!”
"Yay! How did you know my name? Am I that famous?”
The muscular man scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.
……
"Haha! They really wanted to laugh to death. This was not only the underworld but also a transmigration version of the underworld. The production team really knew how to play this time!!”
"May I ask, if I suddenly find myself in the underworld of the Song Dynasty, how should I deal with it?! Waiting online! It's quite urgent!"
"Take out your Gatling gun and f * ck your mother!”
"Take out an anti-material sniper rifle and shoot at his mother. I'm done answering!”
"Take out a nuclear rocket launcher and blow it up. I'm done answering!”
"The person above is full of talents. Can't you see Brother Tang's face is dark?! You're all rubbing salt in Brother Tang's wounds. You're too bad!!”
Sure enough, when everyone saw Eldest Brother Tang's expression, they laughed even more happily.
"I'm not joking. What if Brother Fan really takes out his gun and kills these people? Wouldn't that mean that he would be exposed? No one in the world would believe that ghosts were afraid of guns!!”
Seeing this comment, Eldest Brother Tang sneered,
"Regarding this, brothers, rest assured. This time, we have made full preparations.”
"Last night, we specially sent an internationally retired anti-terrorism special force to sneak into his house. We basically searched the entire land, but we didn't find a single gun.”
"After our investigation, Fan Ling has the habit of running in the morning every day, so we especially checked his sportswear, but there was nothing unusual.”
"Now that we're out of his house, the rest is all our territory. Let alone guns, I guarantee that Fan Ling won't even be able to find a needle.”
"Besides, brothers, take a closer look. Fan Ling's sportswear is so tight that the door key in his pants pocket is clearly visible, let alone a gun.”
The director zoomed in.
It was divided into nine pieces.
He could almost see Fan Ling from all 365 degrees.
There were no secrets.
Everyone took a closer look and found that there were no traces of guns or other weapons on Fan Ling's body.
He could only see the key in the left pocket and the traces of a folded piece of paper in the right pocket.
It was probably paper money or something.
Since he had confirmed that he had no means of retaliation.
The audience's anticipation grew.
He wanted to see how Brother Fan would perform a counterattack in this situation.
……
After learning that this strong man was indeed Wu Dalang.
Fan Ling was speechless.
Although he knew that it was all fake.
But for some reason, he suddenly felt like laughing.
Then, he felt like teasing her.
"Wu Dalang! This is famous in our future generations, like thunder enlightenment!!”
Fan Ling said in surprise.
"Future generations?"
Wu Dalang's face was full of question marks, as if he did not understand.
This b * stard is still pretending.
Fan Ling secretly laughed.
"A thousand years later. Didn't you say that I'm dressed differently from you? This was the costume from a thousand years later!”
"Are you saying that you are a person from a thousand years later?”
Wu Dalang didn't believe it.
"How about this, I'll just say a few things. Is your brother called Wu Song? Is your wife called Pan Jinlian? Is your wife's wild man called Ximen Qing?”
"You! You, you! Why do you know so much? Can you check my memories? Are you a monster?”
Wu Dalang looked at Fan Ling in panic.
"Haha! Since you're already in the netherworld, even if there are any demons, they won't dare to act rashly. However, I'm not a demon. The reason why I know so much is because you're too famous in our later generations. Even a six-year-old child knows about your family.”
Wu Dalang was certain, and he seemed to believe it.
"I see that little brother is an honest person and shouldn't lie to me, so I'll believe it for the time being. Let me ask you, since you came from a thousand years later, what happened to our family? Especially my brother Wu Song. The one I'm most worried about after I die is my brother Wu Song!”
Ah!
This brother was pretty good.
He could actually hold on until now.
It seems that I have to give you some strong medicine.
"Yes, yes! Wu Song. The main reason why your family is so famous is because of your younger brother, Wu Song. He's a famous figure in history, especially his wife. She's a famous beauty in history. Everyone knows her, and her career has reached the peak of her life. She's really a role model for my generation.”
The veteran actor who played Wu Dalang listened to Fan Ling's nonsense.
The more she listened, the more the flesh on her face wrinkled
F * ck!
Why didn't he remember that Wu Song had a wife that everyone knew about?
Didn't Wu Song become a monk in the end?
Becoming a monk was also considered the peak of life.
Are we from the same world?
However, he still asked curiously,
"What famous beauty, the peak of her life?”
"Um…don't be angry if I tell you this. After you died, your brother Wu Song took your wife Pan Jinlian. Later, because of the Song Emperor Zhao Ji, he became fatuous and trusted treacherous officials. He was greedy for paintings and stones and ignored the government.”
"It caused the people to be in dire straits and the world to be in chaos. At that time, your brother Wu Song took the opportunity to raise the flag of righteousness and overthrew the Song Kingdom with irresistible force, becoming the new founding emperor.”
"Don't worry, your brother is definitely a loyal person. After he became the emperor, Pan Jinlian was conferred the title of empress. Of course, she didn't forget about you and even gave you the title of prince.”
"So you can die without regrets!! He's much stronger than us!"
Fan Ling patted Wu Dalang's shoulder as he spoke.
He put on an envious look.
"This…this…"
Wu Dalang was flabbergasted.
He was completely dumbfounded.
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