Li Chengdao placed his small hand on his chest on his chin and blinked."
"You said just now that the Turks sent this vanguard to eliminate anyone who could find them in order to act covertly.”
"If someone were to jump out now and be seen by them, guess what their reaction would be?”
Li Shentong said without hesitation,"They will definitely kill us."”
"But Your Majesty, wouldn't it be suspicious if a few burly men suddenly appeared in the wilderness?”
Li Shenfu, Li Xiaogong, and Li Yuan nodded slightly. The sky was just beginning to brighten, and if they passed by here at this time, they would definitely be suspected.
"What if it's not a big man but a woman?" Li Chengdao asked in a tender voice.”
A woman? Li Shentong was stunned for a moment and thought for a moment.
"That's a good idea."
"But we don't have any women here.”
Li Chengdao continued to blink and said,""You can pretend!"
"It's not that I can't pretend, but I don't have women's clothes." Li Shentong was stunned.”
"I've brought it here." Li Chengdao's small face turned solemn.”
“？？？”
Li Shentong, Li Shenfu, Li Xiaogong, and Li Yuan watched in bewilderment as the little Emperor stood up and walked to a white horse hidden in the forest. From the cloth bag on the side of the horse's back, he took out four sets of women's skirts, women's shoes, and hairpins.
The four Regional Kings couldn't help but gasp.
You're f * cking well-prepared. What else haven't you prepared?
"Come, you guys change." The little Emperor ran over and prostrated on the ground again, placing the four sets of traditional dresses, women's shoes, and hairpins beside them.
“？？？”Li Shentong was shocked. Your Majesty, are you saying that you want the four of us to dress up as women and lure those Turkic soldiers over?”
"Yes!" Li Chengdao nodded.
"No!" Li Shentong shook his head like a rattle-drum. What a joke. This old man is already 49 years old this year. How can this old man, a Regional King, do such an embarrassing thing like changing into female clothes!
Li Shenfu grinned and said,"Your Majesty, you're forcing us. The four of us are already so old. We can't even pretend."”
"How would we know if we don't try?" Li Chengdao said with a straight face," This time, I only brought four sets of women's clothes. Furthermore, I've asked Wang Yu to choose the sizes. Only the four of you can wear them. If you don't wear them, who will?”
"This is a great opportunity. You guys charge forward and break through the enemy lines. When we go back, I'll give you guys credit!”
Was this a matter of merit or not? Li Shentong felt that the veins on his forehead were about to burst.
However, when he saw Li Chengdao's eyes, Li Shentong's heart twitched. He knew that if the four of them did not do as the little Emperor said, they would lose their credit and the reputation of disobeying the imperial edict would be on their heads.
"Alright, I'll wear it!" Li Shentong braced himself and said.
Seeing the Huai An Commandery Prince change his armor into a traditional dress, Li Divine Talisman fell silent for a moment. Then, he picked up a piece of clothing and began to change.
Li Chengdao glanced at Li Xiaogong and Li Yuan.
The two of them were helpless. The two Regional Kings who were older than them in terms of seniority and age had already worn it, so how could they not dare to wear it?
Soon, the four burly men put on their traditional dresses, women's shoes, and hairpins.
The four of them looked at each other and almost vomited.
Especially Li Shenfu. Putting aside the fact that he was dressed as a woman, he had a long beard on his chin and two hairy legs. He looked very awkward.
"Not bad."
Li Chengdao nodded in satisfaction and continued,"You guys lure them over later.”
" Your Majesty!" Li Shentong's eyes twitched." Your Majesty, will this work?" What if they don't fall for it?"
"How could I not be fooled?"
"Think about it," Li Chengdao sternly said,"when those Turkic soldiers saw you, with your hairy legs and ugly looks, wouldn't they want to kill you?"”
“？？？”The four Regional Kings sucked in a breath of cold air. So this was the attraction method? You have a strange way of thinking.
Under Li Chengdao's gaze, the four Regional Kings braced themselves and stood up from the forest. They slowly walked onto the road and carefully followed the bumpy path, slowly approaching the Turkic vanguard.
"Who are you?"
As the four Regional Kings approached, the dozen or so Turkic soldiers standing guard at the front bellowed and glared at them.
The Turkic soldiers paled, their eyes filled with terror.
Li Shenfu, Li Xiaogong, and Li Yuan looked at each other, then looked at Li Shentong, who was walking on the far right.
"What are you waiting for!" "Run!" Li Shentong said angrily.”
After saying that, he pulled up his skirt and ran towards the forest behind him.
Li Xiaogong and Li Yuan hurriedly followed behind him and ran wildly.
Li Shenfu turned around and was about to run when he suddenly felt that running like this was too stiff. Stroking his beautiful beard, he turned to the Turkic soldiers and mimicked a woman's cry, screaming,
"Soldiers! I'm a good girl. I'm going there to find my husband. Don't come over!”
After saying that, Li Shentong chased after Li Shentong and the others.
The Turkic soldiers felt a chill run down their spines as they pulled out their sabers and glared at the four fleeing men.
Damn it, it wasn't that he had never seen a Tang woman before, but he had never seen such an ugly one. How could she be so disgusting!
Especially the woman who ran away at the end. She had more mustaches than them!
"What did that Great Tang man say in the end?" one of the Turkic soldiers asked.”
Some of them understood the Tang language and translated Li Shenfu's words for them.
The Turkic soldier was stunned for a moment before furiously saying,"She has a husband? What did her husband see in her? Was it her beard?!”
"Not a single one!"
"The Khagan said that this was a surprise attack on Chang 'an, and that anyone from the Great Tang who saw us must be killed!”
The Turkic soldier standing next to him hesitated."Should we inform them and send more people out? The people of the Great Tang are naturally cunning. If there's a trap…"
The Turkic soldier who spoke first angrily said,"It's just four women. Didn't you hear what that woman said? She went to look for her husband.”
"There are eighteen of us. There's no need to call for help to kill the four of them!”
The hesitant Turkic soldier nodded. After some thought, it made sense. There were only four Li Tang women. So what if there was a trap? There were eighteen of them!
Eighteen Turkic soldiers gripped their Tang swords and stomped on the ground, their faces cold as they chased after the man.
"Remember it later! Leave that bearded woman to me!”The Turkic soldier who spoke first shouted,"I want to kill her alone!"
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