Xu Damao's face was full of pig feces.
There was a scream.
"Ah!"
This scream was much louder than the previous one.
The sound of a pig being slaughtered was nothing more than this.
Xu Damao shouted.
The pigs in the pigsty seemed to be even more excited.
He sprinted towards Xu Damao's butt.
Xu Damao's body was pushed forward.
His face touched the pig dung on the ground again.
Xu Damao hurriedly spat out.
It was as if he was afraid that the pig dung would enter his mouth.
Xu Damao shouted loudly.
He Yuzhu was preparing dinner in the cafeteria.
Suddenly, she heard screams outside.
He thought that someone was slaughtering pigs.
But he didn't inform him.
Killing pigs was to eat pork.
If he wanted to eat pork, he had to cook it himself.
But why didn't they inform him?
After all, he was the master of the canteen.
He Yuzhu was puzzled.
She wiped her hands with her apron.
He walked out.
He walked to the pigsty.
He Yuzhu was stunned.
He only saw a person stuck in the fence of the pigsty.
The pig behind him kept bumping into the man.
And in front of that person was a pile of pig dung.
Every time a pig ran over.
That person's face was always stained with pig dung.
This scene was too funny.
He Yuzhu couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahaha, who is this person? Why did it feel like she was being snatched away by an old sow?”
He Yuzhu laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back.
Xu Damao was miserable.
Every time the pig bumped into him.
He wanted to scream.
And every time he shouted.
It would attract the pigs to hit him again.
It was like a karmic cycle.
Xu Damao's cries attracted the attention of the pigs.
It even attracted a lot of people.
All of them looked very curious.
"What happened? Are you slaughtering pigs, Master He?"
"It's good to kill pigs. Is there pork to eat tonight?”
"Yeah, I haven't eaten meat for a long time. The food in our factory is really good.”
"Hey, that's not right. Why is there a person in that pigsty?”
Xu Damao was still being hit by the pig.
When a pig was tired, it would be another pig.
Sometimes, Piglet was involved.
There were even scenes of two pigs crashing into Xu Damao.
Xu Damao cried.
It hurt.
"Stop watching the show. Can you come over and save me? My head is stuck in the iron fence.”
The onlookers heard the commotion.
They were all very curious.
"Why does this person's voice sound so familiar? Who is this?"
He Yuzhu listened carefully.
Then, he distinguished them.
"Isn't this Xu Damao, our projectionist?" he asked with a smile.”
"Haha, it seems so!"
"This Xu Damao has such a day?"
Xu Damao's tears flowed down his face and onto the pig dung.
"I beg you, please come and help me.”
The few of them looked at Xu Damao pitifully.
He went over to help.
Someone entered the pigsty.
He stopped the pig.
Someone was standing by the fence.
He looked at Xu Damao's face that was full of pig feces.
For a moment, he had no idea where to start.
"Hey, how did you get stuck here?”
"Hurry up and get my head out!"
Xu Damao was a little anxious.
He was very unhappy to be stared at by so many people in the factory.
How was he going to play movies for everyone in the future?
He couldn't possibly do that every time a movie was playing.
Listening to others pointing at him.
"He's Xu Damao, the one who was eaten by a pig. His face is full of pig dung!”
Thinking of this…
Xu Damao wanted to cry again.
"I guess we'll have to find an electric saw to cut through this iron fence, but the electric saw is too big and can easily cause danger.”
"Then how long will it take to use a handsaw?”
He Yuzhu stepped forward to take a look.
"We'll have to let him come out on his own."”
"How do we get out?"
"I have an idea!"
As He Yuzhu spoke, she went behind Xu Damao.
Xu Damao panicked.
"He Yuzhu, what do you want? Don't do anything rash. This is a life. If you hurt me, I won't forgive you!”
He Yuzhu slapped Xu Damao's butt.
"Are you wearing underwear inside?"
Xu Damao was shocked.
"What do you mean?"
"Forget it, it's the same whether I wear it or not.”
The people around him laughed.
Xu Damao panicked even more.
"He Yuzhu, don't mess around.”
Xu Damao finished his sentence.
He Yuzhu pulled down Xu Damao's pants.
Xu Damao hurriedly shrank his head in panic.
However, the fence was stuck tightly.
Xu Damao took off his pants.
His head was still stuck inside.
"He Yuzhu, this is murder!"
Xu Damao cried out in pain.
He Yuzhu thought about it.
"I understand. You don't have any grease. Just apply some grease to the fence.”
He Yuzhu had another idea.
The surrounding people thought for a moment.
Not bad.
He felt that He Yuzhu was right.
"Why should I apply it? Saltpeter?"
"No, this thing is not easy to find. Besides, we don't have it in our place!”
"Hey, I know. Lard is more slippery.”
Everyone looked at He Yuzhu.
After all, he was from the canteen.
If anyone present had pork fat.
He Yuzhu was probably the only one.
He Yuzhu hurriedly waved his hand.
"Lard is so expensive. It's a waste to smear it on Xu Damao's neck.”
The others thought carefully.
That seemed to be the case.
Xu Damao might as well eat the pig fat on his neck.
He Yuzhu glanced at Xu Damao.
"Forget about using pork fat, even using soap would be a waste.”
"Then what should we use?"
Xu Damao felt extremely uncomfortable.
"Hurry up and discuss it. Don't care what you use.”
He Yuzhu smiled.
"You said it yourself. Don't blame me later.”
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