Three Kingdoms: Five-year-old brat saves Cao Cao at the beginning of the game
30 Wipe my wife’s mouth and wipe my butt!

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"Then from now on…"

Lu Lingqi was clearly determined to get this mirror today.

"Wait…"

Cao Miao waved his hand again.

"What do you want now?"

Lu Lingqi said impatiently.

"I want to poop first!"

"What if I pull again halfway and affect my speed?" Cao Miao asked.”

"If you poop in your pants, wash it for me!”

……

" Ah pui…so disgusting…"

Lu Lingqi immediately looked disgusted." You're really a lazy donkey. Hurry up and go!"”

……

"Aren't you going to pull it?"

Cao Miao asked," Do you want to go together?"

……

"Who's with you?"

Lu Lingqi instantly went crazy." I solved it first…when I woke up this morning!”

"Who would be like you!"

……

"Then forget it!"

"I'll go by myself!"

Cao Miao took out a roll of toilet paper from his deerskin bag and tore off two pieces.

This toilet paper was also drawn from the lottery!

However, it wasn't a lot, so he used it very sparingly every time.

If he ran out of toilet paper, he would have to use toilet chips. The so-called toilet chips were bamboo chips.

For a person from the future, wiping his butt with a bamboo piece was simply too painful.

If he was not careful, he might even cut his little butt!

In this era, there was already paper, but it was very expensive and very hard. It was not convenient to wipe.

Some people said that silk existed in this era!

Did the nobles wipe their asses with silk?

Not really!

Silk is not water-absorbing, and it's even more inconvenient to wipe.

Therefore, toilet chips, which were also bamboo chips, were only slowly replaced by the Ming Dynasty after the advancement of paper-making techniques!

Lu Lingqi glanced at the toilet paper that Cao Miao had torn off and was stunned. She asked subconsciously,""What is this?"

……

"This is called toilet paper. It has the same function as toilet chips.”

Cao Miao waved at Lu Lingqi before walking towards the toilet.

"toilet paper?"

Lu Lingqi looked at the white and soft thing and couldn't help but be puzzled." You can wipe your butt with this?”

……

"Of course!"

"This thing is much more useful than toilet chips!" Cao Miao said.”

……

"How do I use this?"

Lu Lingqi didn't understand." It's so soft. How do we scrape it? Didn't you…eh…"

"You're really a little brat. You don't even know how to wipe your ass!”

"Don't tell me you can't clean your butt every day?”

……

"Tsk!"

Cao Miao rolled his eyes." What do you know?”

"This is toilet paper. It's used for wiping, not scraping!”

……

Cao Miao jumped up with the toilet paper and wiped Lu Lingqi's mouth.

"How is it? Is it soft?"

"Think about it. Wouldn't it be much more comfortable to wipe your butt with toilet paper than with a toilet bowl?”

……

"This…"

Lu Lingqi's eyes widened. She had never felt such softness before.

Thinking about it, if he used this to wipe his butt in the future, then…it would definitely be a hundred times more comfortable than toilet chips!

Why did this kid have so many strange things?

Where did he get them?

This kid actually used this kind of thing to wipe his butt. He simply knew how to enjoy himself.

Wait a minute…

He wanted to use that to wipe his butt. Just now, he…used it to wipe my mouth?

"Brat…you dare to wipe my mouth with toilet paper?”

Lü Lingqi was instantly enraged and chased after Cao Miao madly.

However, Cao Miao had already entered the toilet in a flash.

"Don't come in!"

"If you dare to come in, I'll wipe shit on your face!”

……

Cao Miao threatened loudly.

"You…just you wait…I'll teach you a lesson when I catch you!”

Lu Lingqi was furious.

"Ding-dong. You have been mischievous and played with Lu Lingqi. You have been rewarded with a box of shampoo!”

……

Just as Cao Miao was squatting down to poop, the system's voice sounded.

"F * ck, this is good stuff!"

Cao Miao was so excited that he almost jumped up.

In the past, Cao Miao had drawn a few boxes of soap and used it to wash his hair.

Now that he had shampoo, it was definitely like exchanging a shotgun for a cannon!

In this era, the dirtiest part of a person was definitely their hair.

In this era, one's hair and skin were inherited from their parents and could not be damaged, so their hair was very long.

Cao Cao's horse was once frightened and stepped on a wheat field. According to the law, it should be beheaded. He had no choice but to cut off a section of his own hair to replace it.

It was obvious how important hair was.

And when hair grew, it was naturally not easy to take care of it.

However, there were no bathing facilities in this era. It was very troublesome to wash one's hair once. Every time one washed their hair, it was a big project. Generally, families with no conditions could only wash their hair once a month.

In this era, there was no shampoo. Even if he washed it, it wouldn't be so clean.

Therefore, the hair of people in this era was often smelly.

If it was a high-ranking official, they would usually wash their hair once every five days.

Why did he say that?

Because in ancient times, there was a name called Xiu Mu.

What did he mean by taking a break?

It was almost like Sunday, during the break.

They rested once every five days.

However, why was it called a break?

To put it bluntly, the emperor can't stand your stench anymore, so he'll give you a day off to go back and wash your hair.

That was why it was called Xiu Mu.

If someone didn't wash their hair after their vacation, the emperor would definitely not give them a good look.

In this era, Cao Miao had always been troubled by the problem of washing his hair.

He was still young and his hair was not that long.

However, if one was old and had long hair without shampoo, it would be extremely uncomfortable.

If he had to make his own shampoo, even if the system gave him the formula, he wouldn't be able to make it in a short time!

After all, it involved many chemical steps, and in this era, the foundation of chemistry was zero!

A box of shampoo was enough for Cao Miao to use for a long time.

"Comfortable!"

"It seems that having a wife is really useful. I can farm rewards every day when I have nothing to do!”

……

Cao Miao smiled so widely that his eyes narrowed.

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