On the rooftop of Building C of the First Model Prison, Tang Feng performed a god-like flirting technique.
To be honest, a man like Tang Feng, who was full of charisma, was quite lethal to Shao Xiaoyun.
Therefore, after hearing Tang Feng recite this poem, Shao Xiaoyun's face turned red. She lowered her head and did not dare to look at the man beside her.
This scene reminded Tang Feng of a poem written by another great poet.
"The gentleness when she lowered her head was like a shy lotus flower that couldn't resist the cold wind.”
Liang Sisi, who was watching the live broadcast while eating, suddenly felt that the food in her hands was no longer delicious when she saw this scene.
She, who had always been reserved, suddenly turned into a love-struck girl."I didn't expect to be showered with dog food just by watching a live broadcast.”
"Damn it, I let Tang Feng act again.”The single middle-aged man, Director Wang, was full of envy.
Song Wei was also dumbfounded." Good lord, it's only been a few days, and this kid is already planning to kidnap Spray of Flowers?" Tang Feng is getting bolder and bolder. Does he think that the more than a hundred bachelors in our brigade don't exist?”
"I think these two people are really a match made in heaven.”Professor Zhang looked at the screen happily.
Everyone in the broadcast room was dumbfounded. The 30 million viewers in the live broadcast room were all lemon essence.
"Brother Feng, stop. Sister Yun has many family members.”
"Alright, that's enough. Let's end the broadcast here. If we continue to broadcast, my entire body will be corroded by acid.”
"What's so good about flirting with a police beauty? That's all. I'm still alive, right? I'm not envious at all.”
"Look at the other nine desperate contestants, and then look at Brother Feng. The difference between humans is really bigger than the difference between humans and dogs, right?”
"Shut up, you're not allowed to call Brother Feng a dog!”
"Hahaha, Brother Feng wants to beat me up when he hears that.jpg"
On the rooftop, it seemed to have become Tang Feng and Shao Xiaoyun's private world. The two of them still did not know how much damage their every move had caused to the 30 million viewers in the live broadcast room.
"I didn't learn the good ones, but I learned a lot of messy and crooked poems.”Shao Xiaoyun lowered her head, her voice as soft as a mosquito.
Tang Feng smiled and suddenly moved in front of Shao Xiaoyun. He whispered,"Thank you."
"Thank me for what?" Shao Xiaoyun was puzzled.
Tang Feng pointed at Shao Xiaoyun's waist and the police pistol that had returned to its original position. He said in a low voice,"I stole your things this morning, but you didn't report me. You helped me a lot, so thank you.”
"You're really annoying!" Shao Xiaoyun's beautiful eyes looked at Tang Feng with reproach." I'm willing. Who asked you to thank me?”
Although the netizens in the live broadcast room could not hear the conversation between Tang Feng and Shao Xiaoyun in a low voice, they were happy to see the two of them flirting like a couple.
He even wanted to watch something even more explosive.
"Alright, I said something wrong. I apologize to Little Fairy Shao Xiaoyun.”"We've disappeared for so long, so it's time to go back. Otherwise, people will think that we've done something bad up there."”
Tang Feng and Shao Xiaoyun came out of Building C one after the other. They did not expect to see a member of the Knife Association just as they reached the door.
This person from the Knife Association, nicknamed Za Mao, was the prisoner who had been taught a lesson by Tang Feng at the entrance of the workshop this morning.
He looked dispirited and his arms were in a cast. He looked as miserable as he could be.
Because the memory of being taught a lesson by Tang Feng this morning was too deep, when the mixed hair saw Tang Feng at this moment, it was like Pavlov's dog seeing Pavlov, forming a conditioned reaction.
"Reporting to Eldest Brother Tang, the perpetrator randomly beat up others, which constituted the crime of 'picking quarrels and provoking trouble', which is applicable to the 293rd article of the criminal law.”
"If the circumstances are serious enough to cause minor injuries, they can be sentenced to imprisonment for more than three years and less than five years, and fined.”
"Also, the four ways to produce oxygen are: ”
" Heat up the Permanganate; Manganese dioxide was used as the catalyst for hydrogen peroxol. Electrolyzed water!"
The people in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.
“？？？”
"Good lord, you have to memorize the law when you see Brother Feng and form a condition to launch, right?”
"I have reason to suspect that Pavlov trained his dog in this way.”
"Xiu-Er, bring me my 40-meter-long broadsword and give it to this brother who has crippled hands but still doesn't forget to study law and chemistry.”
"What do you mean by the name of a person, the shadow of a tree!”
"Brother Feng's imposing image is probably already lingering in this brother's heart.”
Shao Xiaoyun, who was standing at the back, was amused by this sudden scene. She thought to herself, Tang Feng, how many bad things have you done to scare this person to this extent?
Even Tang Feng himself was dumbfounded, let alone Shao Xiaoyun.
Am I that scary?
However, it just so happened that he hadn't earned any points for two hours, so he couldn't do it anymore. Now that there were useless resources that came to his doorstep, he had to recover and use them.
After ensuring that the drone above his head was in normal shooting mode, Tang Feng began to use his ultimate move.
"Little bastard, you memorized it well. It seems that you have put in a lot of effort. Then let me ask you.”
"There's a person called Mixed Hair. His taste is as strong as yours. This guy put grapes in his chrysanthemum and fermented them into wine. Coincidentally, Zhang San got into an accident while driving.”
"Then may I ask, is the mixed hair drunk driving?”
More than 30 million netizens in the live broadcast room were deeply shocked by Tang Feng's question.
"Mom asked me…Forget it, Mom is also kneeling and looking at her phone.”
"Is this a question that carbon-based creatures can think of?”
" Mixed Hair: If I'm guilty, please let the law punish me. Don't let Brother Feng torture me!”
"Brother Feng is obviously helping the trash take the postgraduate entrance examination.”
"I'm a fourth-year law student. Why do I feel like trash in front of Brother Feng?”
At the entrance of Building C, the mixed hair stood there for five minutes.
Five minutes later, Shao Xiaoyun could not help but ask curiously,""So, does that bastard count as drunk driving?”
" If there are enough grapes stuffed in," Tang Feng said with a smile," and Mixed Hair happens to suffer from auto-brew syndrome, which is also known as auto-brew syndrome in English, then the grapes have a chance of being made into wine and absorbed by the body."”
"So, this bastard's behavior is considered drunk driving.”
"But although it's drunk driving, it's not a crime. You just have to go to the hospital and write a description of 'self-made alcohol syndrome'.”
"How about it, kids in front of the TV, have you learned it?”
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room were instantly packed. The netizens could no longer remember what they were talking about. The only words on the screen were the words " I'm a cripple."
After explaining the law, Tang Feng made a few gestures at the drone.
“62、17、300……”
"Good heavens, the teaching segment now doesn't even announce the number of pages. It's directly simplified into hand gestures.”
" Director Wang: Brother Feng, you've changed."
In the director's room, ever since Tang Feng started asking questions, the executive director, Wang Ke, had already taken out the program manual. When she saw Tang Feng's three hand gestures, she instantly started flipping through the program manual.
"Page 62 of the program group manual, item 17, 300 points.”
"Congratulations, Director Wang. You've already learned how to answer first.”Liang Sisi gave Wang Ke a thumbs up.
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