Five hours after the video was released.
In Sister Zhou's live broadcast room.
At this moment, Sister Zhou had just started streaming and was preparing to play games.
He saw the comments spamming wildly.
[Sister Zhou, look at Da Sima reading his ID.]
[Good morning, Sister Zhou. Let me remind you that Mystery has updated!]
[Mysterious beyond mystery has been updated again, the source of happiness every day!]
[If you're in a bad mood, look at him. It's so mysterious!]
……
Sister Zhou logged into the game and was ready to enter the Summoner's Canyon.
Just as he was about to click on the matching game, he glanced at the bullet screen.
However, with just a glance, Sister Zhou could not remain calm.
"What is it? Teacher Ma has a new monster."
"Then I won't call first. Let's watch for a while.”
"What's the name of the new monster? Teacher Ma, read the ID?”
"Yes, it should be this."
Sister Zhou opened the browser and typed the name on the screen.
Soon, they found Da Sima's new ghost.
Then, Sister Zhou played it.
This time, when the video was played, there was no demonic laughter like before.
There wasn't even any background music.
There was only Da Sima's usual voice during the live broadcast.
Just when Sister Zhou thought it was just an ordinary video.
Teacher Ma's voice suddenly came from the video.
(Thank you... I want to suck Old Ma's snot for the plane. Thank you.)）
Sister Zhou: Wow, that's disgusting!
Immediately after, Da Sima's voice of appreciation for the gifts could be heard.
(Thank you, Da Sima, for the plane. Thank you, very sweet.)）
(Thank you for plucking Teacher Ma's armpit hair to make a toothbrush. Thank you.)）
(Thank you, Teacher Ma, for sending me the plane. Thank you, Brother Tianping.)）
Seeing that Sister Zhou was not calm anymore, she asked the audience in the live broadcast room,
"Too vulgar!"
"Are all IDs in Teacher Ma's live stream like this?”
"Why is his ID so ridiculous?？？”
At this moment, the bullet comments in the live-stream room also started to spammer crazily.
[These people's IDs, I'm impressed. Please filter them. They're very unfriendly to livestreams, haha.]
[Can these IDs be taken out by humans?]？It was too ridiculous!
[Hahahaha, I want to suck Da Sima's snot. I'm dying of laughter.]
[My God, my mind is filled with images…]
Pulling armpit hair to make a toothbrush, is this an ID that a carbon-based creature can come up with?？？
……
As the video played.
Sister Zhou was also laughing the entire time. It was not easy for her to calm down.
In the end, Da Sima's voice of thanks came from the video.
(Thank you, Mr. Ma, for sending me on a plane with tooth decay due to diabetes. Thank you!)）
When Sister Zhou heard this, she immediately smiled and said,
"Teacher Ma's diabetes caused my tooth decay!”
"Hahahahaha, this is ridiculous!”
"This ID is amazing!"
"You don't have to say that. I really do have tooth decay, but it's not Teacher Ma's fault."
"If it really was Teacher Ma's fault, then something really big has happened…"
At the same time, the bullet comments in the live broadcast room were also instantly boiling.
[It's so uncomfortable to hold back my laughter! Hahaha!]
[Hahahahahaha, I didn't dare to laugh loudly on the ground. It's so uncomfortable.]
[I'm laughing so hard that I can't smoke anymore.]
[Hahaha, f * cking filial piety is killing me.]
[WdnD, I'm laughing so hard that my abs are showing.]
[I can't hold back my tooth decay after seeing Teacher Ma's diabetes.]
[Hahahahahaha, I'm broken!]
……
The video kept playing.
After some relatively normal IDs, Sister Zhou finally calmed down.
However, at this moment, a message suddenly came from the video:
(Thank you, Jade Cloud Peach, for sending me the plane. Thank you!)）
When Sister Zhou heard this, she asked in confusion,
"What is a Blue Cloud Peach?"
"Do you have such peaches? It sounds very high-class!"
At this moment, the live broadcast room was already in an uproar.
[Sister Zhou, that's not a peach. It's a homonym for something!]
[That's called a human baby burp.]
[I didn't know at first, but I realized it later.]
[I only found out after looking at it for a long time.]
……
Looking at the explanation on the bullet screen, Sister Zhou came to a realization.
"Oh, it's avoid…"
Sister Zhou had just said the first word when she stopped in time.
Then, she shyly hid behind the curtain.
"Ah!"
"I thought it was Peach."
"Awkward!"
Seeing Sister Zhou's reaction, the bullet comments in the live broadcast room kept flooding.
[How could Sister Zhou not know Bi Yuntao? She must be pretending.]
She must be hiding behind the curtains and laughing secretly.
[The Jade Cloud Peaches are really awesome!]
：hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh。
……
After calming down, Sister Zhou paused the video and sighed.
Teacher Ma is too difficult!
"Don't bully Teacher Ma!”
If I had such a strange ID every day in my live-stream room…
"I don't even want to thank you for the gift!"
"However, I can't figure out why Teacher Ma can still pronounce such an ID so clearly.”
"The key is that he doesn't blush or jump.”
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room.
What was ridiculous was that Teacher Ma actually read it out casually.
[I remember there was an ID called 'I want to fly into Teacher Ma's mouth and suck his big front teeth.' It's even more ridiculous!]
[As long as it's a proper ID, there's no old horse that doesn't dare to say it.]
[Hidden meaning: Don't bully Teacher Ma, come and bully me.]
[Da Sima: There is no ID in this world that I don't dare to read!]
……
Just as Sister Zhou said that if she had such an ID in her live-stream,
She would not even thank him for the gift.
In Sister Zhou's live broadcast room, two fans had each sent a plane.
Sister Zhou subconsciously thanked him,
"Thank you, Shu Yi, for your big airplane. Thank you!”
"Thank you for the plane that wants to nag Sister Zhou's tumor. Thank you!”
It was only after she finished speaking that Sister Zhou finally realized.
"Ah!"
"What the f * ck!"
"You guys are too ridiculous."
At this moment, the bullet comments in the live broadcast room exploded.
"Hahahahaha, Sister Zhou thanks me for the gift because of muscle memory.”
Every word wasn't yellow, but it didn't sound like that when you read it.
Good job! Good job! Slap slap slap!
[I didn't even want to thank you for returning my gift just now. Now, I see that you're quite happy.]
[Yesterday, there was someone called my husband Liu Bo who gave him a plane. Sister Zhou didn't thank him.]
[I almost died laughing.]
[I'm in the library. I can't hold back my laughter.]
[Sister Zhou's tumor really made me laugh, haha.]
[Sister Zhou didn't learn the essence of Old Ma. When Old Ma encountered some strange IDs, he would only read a part of them without feeling awkward. Unless he was very familiar with them, he would only read them all.]
[I remember someone called Sister Zhou to send me a plane.]
……
Just as Sister Zhou was watching Da Si Ma Nian's video live,
On the other side, a streamer also watched.
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