Ning Fei cleared his throat and picked up the electric guitar to make a simple adjustment.
Then, he began to play.
"Da da da…"
"Beijingers say he has a lot of sandstorms.(Inner Mongolians laugh)"
"The Inner Mongolians say that it has a large area.(The Xinjiang people laugh)"
"People in Xinjiang say that they have many ethnic groups.(The Yunnan people laugh)"
"The Yunnanese said that the terrain is high.(The Xizang laughed)"
"Xizang say he has a lot of cultural relics.(Shaanxi people laugh)"
"People from Shaanxi say that he made the revolution early.(People from Jiangxi laughed.)"
"Jiangxi people say he can eat spicy food.(Hunan people laugh)"
"The Hunan people say that he has a lot of beautiful women.(The Sichuan people laugh)"
" Spicy, spicy, spicy, spicy
When Ning Fei sang up to this point, the audience in the live broadcast room instantly boiled over.
"F * ck, Guru Ning is 6666. It's another original song.”
"And this song is really joyous. I'm kneeling down to Almighty Ning.”
"As expected of Guru Ning. When he says a happy song, he improvises it every minute. The key is that it's so good.”
"Idiot above, if you want to say that it's good, it can't compare to Ugly Person and the rest of my life, but the soul of this song is funny, understand?”
"Actually, the melody isn't much. The main thing is the lyrics. That's the most important!”
"Oh my, I thought that the black-hearted streamer was going to trick us again. After all, my past experience tells me that I absolutely can't trust this guy. In the end, I was wrong. This song is absolutely honest and doesn't contain any exaggeration.”
"That's not nonsense. If the streamer can think of a way to take advantage of us with this song, I'll do a handstand live broadcast and eat three pounds of sh * t!”
"I'm dying of laughter. What the f * ck, Beijing people say that he has a lot of sand and the Inner Mongolians laugh.”
"Listening to the streamer's song, I suddenly want to go to Ba Shu. Who asked Ba Shu to have so many beautiful women!”
Dazed Little Sister and Sister Zhou looked at the various happy bullet comments in Ning Fei's stream.
The two of them looked at each other and saw the vigilance in each other's eyes.
These fans were too naive.
Ning Fei's heart had already completely turned black.
If he didn't cause trouble, the two of them wouldn't believe it even if they were beaten to death.
"The Sichuanese say he likes to drink.(The Northeasterner laughs)"
"Northeasterners say he's the most straightforward.(The Shandong man laughs)"
"People from Shandong say his economy is good.(People from Shanghai laugh)"
"The Shanghainese said that he has a lot of migrant workers.(The Cantonese laughed)"
"Blablab
"The Cantonese said that he knows how to eat the best.(The chubby pig laughed)"
……
"Lalala (I'm going to be well-off every year)"
"Who says we're poor?(All the pigs in the world are laughing)"
After Ning Fei finished singing the song in one breath, he saw countless viewers in the live broadcast room laughing, peeing, crying, and other bullet comments.
Ning Fei calmly said,"Everyone, don't be stupid."”
In the live broadcast room.
"F * ck, f * cking f * ck, I'm dying of laughter from your song, okay?”
"I think only Almighty Ning would dare to say something like that on the internet. After all, Almighty Ning can improvise whenever he wants!”
"It's simply awesome!”
"Almighty Ning, yds!"
"Brother Ning, I want to give birth to monkeys for you.”
"Hubby, ignore her. Do you want white silk, black silk, or fishing nets for tonight?”
"Damn it, Brother Ning, I'm so sweet and cute. I have all kinds of uniforms at home, sailors, nurses, do you want to know more?”
"Stop fooling around. Guru Ning, I beg you for the title of this song.”
"Yes, yes, yes. I beg for the title of this song. Such a happy song must be accompanied by a happy song title.”
When Ning Fei saw the last few comments, his eyes lit up.
This group of little fans finally got to the point. It wasn't easy.
"Before I say the name of the song, I would like to ask everyone a question.”
"If this song makes everyone laugh, please deduct 1 from the screen.”
Ning Fei chuckled and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly as he slowly asked.
Looking at the bullet comments that were all 11111, the smile on Ning Fei's face became even brighter.
After waiting for about a minute, he continued,"Seeing everyone laugh, I feel very honored and happy.”
"After all, I'm a positive streamer. It's my duty to create happiness for everyone.”
"So, the name of this song is…'Even Pigs Laugh!'”
As soon as Ning Fei finished speaking, the little girl in the microphone immediately rushed to say,"Even the Pigs Laugh? Well, the song's title matched the song very well, and it was also very enjoyable to listen to.”
After the little sister finished speaking, Sister Zhou's face was filled with black lines.
"Little sister, I remember that you were smiling just now, right?"”
"Considering Ning Fei's personality, think about the title of this song. Isn't there something wrong with it?”
Upon hearing this, Daai Xiaomei was stunned.
When she finally reacted, her eyes widened.
Even the gaze he looked at Ning Fei with was filled with raging anger.
……
Hmm…This is a question worth pondering.
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