All the students: "???"
“???”
“???”
My surname is Yan, as in the form teacher?
Teacher Yan, I realized that you are really naughty!
Moreover, your surname really matches your current profession!
"In order to let the teacher understand you quickly, next, each of us will introduce ourselves.”
The student: "???"
“!!!”
“!!!”
Yan Xu said as he picked up the roll call on the podium.
The order of the roll call was arranged according to the seats. One could directly locate each student below the podium by the name on the roll call.
"Come, in the row by the window, start from the first student and introduce yourself in turn.”Yan Xu looked at the roll call in his hand and looked at the first student's face seriously.
The first student, Zhou Guoqing, was speechless.
“……”
“……”
Ahhhh, kill him, why did you start with him!
Teachers, did the row by the window dig up your ancestral graves?
Why did the roll call start from our row?
The roll call starts from our row???
And this time, it was such an awkward self-introduction!
There was something wrong with him!
What introduction!
What was there to introduce!
Why did he have to introduce himself?
Can't we get to know each other slowly in the future?
Moreover, it felt really strange to read his own name!!!
Yan Xu saw that the first student was still not getting up. He looked at him encouragingly and took the lead to applaud.
Applause!
Applause!
Applause!
The teacher clapped, and the students followed suit.
Zhou Guoqing shut up on the spot.
“……”
“……”
Teacher, it's not because I don't want applause!
I'm really…really…really too embarrassed to get up!
In the end, you even applauded, making it difficult for me to get off the tiger. I have no choice but to get up!
Sob, sob, sob. I really want to find a hole to hide in!!!
Save me!
Save me!
Save me!
Under the warm applause of the students, Zhou Guoqing stood up happily.
"My…my name is Zhou Guoqing."
Bad friend Wang Yang:
"Gender...Male..."
Wang Yang,"Hahahahaha!"
" 151cm…"
Bad friend Wang Yang: Cough!
" I'm 16 years old this year…"
Bad friend Wang Yang:
"My dad is called Zhou Aiguo, a workshop worker.”
Bad Friend Wang Yang: Hehehehe ~
" My mother's name is Wu Juan, a supermarket salesperson..." Zhou Guoqing introduced himself awkwardly and sat down quickly.
As he sat down, he didn't forget to glare at his bad friend Wang Yang, who had been watching the show the entire time!
Wang Yang saw his good friend Zhou Guoqing glaring at him and laughed even more happily!
Yan Xu listened to Zhou Guoqing's detailed introduction and couldn't help but smile.
Actually, there was really no need for such a detailed introduction!
However, since you want to introduce yourself so much, I can't interrupt you!
"Very good introduction." Yan Xu said while holding back his laughter.
"..." Zhou Guoqing looked at the form teacher who was trying his best to hold back his laughter and shut himself up again.
"However, due to time constraints, starting from the students behind, let's simplify the self-introduction. Just introduce your name directly.”
I'm not blind. I can tell whether you're male or female.
I can roughly tell how tall you are.
I know how old you are.
What do your parents do? What are their names? Teacher, I'm really not interested in this.
There was really no need for an introduction!
However, since he had already introduced the students, he would just introduce them.
Since he was so eager to introduce himself in detail, then let him introduce himself. There was no reason for him to stop him!
Zhou Guoqing: "???"
“???”
“???”
Teacher, when you said that, did you consider my feelings???
Why didn't you let me introduce myself directly when I introduced myself?
Teacher, I have reason to suspect that you are targeting me!!!
"I'm just giving everyone a show. My surname is Yan, so I'll introduce myself as Yan, the Yan from the form teacher!”
"According to this template, what can Zhou Guoqing's self-introduction look like???”
" My surname is Zhou, and then???" Yan Xu smiled and guided the students to think.
"A week!" Wang Yang, who was sitting in the last row, immediately chimed in.
"Very good. My surname is Zhou, Zhou for a week!”Yan Xu praised sincerely.
Wang Yang, who was sitting in the last row, was very happy to see that he was praised by the new teacher!
He liked this form teacher. He had decided that in the future, he would try his best not to sleep during the form teacher's classes!
"Come, students behind, stand up. What's your surname? How should I introduce myself?”Yan Xu looked at the students behind Zhou Guoqing with a kind face.
The students behind him stood up hesitantly and said unconfidently,
"Hello, teacher. My surname is Zhang.??”
"Well said, please sit!" Yan Xu praised.
After saying that, he did not forget to lead the applause to give the students confidence!
Applause!
Applause!
Applause!
Since the teacher had taken the lead in clapping, the other students naturally followed suit.
Student Zhang sat down as if he had been relieved of a heavy burden. His fear of the new form teacher instantly disappeared at this moment!
"Behind us!" Yan Xu continued.
"Hello, teacher. My surname is Dai, the one with the red scarf!”
"Very good, please sit! Behind us!"
When Dai, who wore the red scarf, heard this description, he had the aura of a good student.
Applause!
Applause!
Applause!
"Hello, teacher. My surname is Hu, and I play mahjong!”
Hearing this description, everyone laughed.
Looks like you played a lot of mahjong during the summer vacation!
Applause!
Applause!
Applause!
" Very good. Please take a seat, behind!"
"Hello, teacher. My surname is Fan, and I have the air of a big star!”
What a smug child!
Applause!
Applause!
Applause!
" Very good. Please take a seat, behind!"
"Hello, teacher. My surname is Tu, and I'm Tu who kills pigs and sheep!”
It seems that your family's food is not bad during the summer vacation!
Applause!
Applause!
Applause!
The students 'brains worked very quickly. Each and every one of them was very smart.
Every student had given their surname a special meaning!
However, the repetition rate of surnames was very high. The students who introduced themselves at the front often had the same thoughts as the students behind them and thought of the same way to describe their surnames.
This made the students sitting at the back have to think a few more times to prevent the students in front of them from saying what they had thought of.
The discussion in the classroom gradually became louder. After a while, the students 'initial wariness when they saw the new teacher disappeared!
"Hey, Wang Yang, it's almost your turn. Have you thought about how to introduce yourself with your surname?”Wang Yang's deskmate couldn't help but be curious.
Wang Yang looked around carefully. After making sure that no one was paying attention to him, he whispered to his deskmate,""I thought of one, but I didn't dare to say it.”
His deskmate: " What? Tell me, I'll give you some advice!"”
Wang Yang hesitated for a moment and whispered to his deskmate,"
"My surname is Wang, the Wang who lives next door to you…"
Deskmate: "???"
“!!!”
“!!!”
" Wang Yang, do you want to die?!!"
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