A rare word that drove thousands of foreigners crazy
28 If you want to practice martial arts, you must castrate yourself first!

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In the live broadcast hall, the foreigner seemed to have remembered something and said to all the foreign players,

"Oh right, I suddenly remembered something! It's very strange!"

The rest of the foreign players were attracted by the foreign player's words.

He turned to look at the foreign player.

The contestant then said to everyone,

"Because I really like Chinese martial arts, I have a certain understanding of Chinese martial arts and have even learned a part of it.”

"The experience that David mentioned just now suddenly reminded me of the story of the Sunflower Manual, which was especially famous in China's martial arts!”

"There's one thing I have to do before I can cultivate the Sunflower Manual! Only then can I continue my cultivation."

"After all, the first sentence of the Sunflower Manual is that if you want to practice your skills, you must castrate yourself first!”

"That's why I said that if you want to cultivate the Sunflower Manual, you have to castrate yourself first!”

As soon as he said this, all the foreign players looked at him in shock. David!

That's right, everyone in the audience looked at David, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Even the foreign players who admired David greatly looked at him with a smile in their eyes.

After all, David had previously said that he wanted to cultivate the Sunflower Manual!

Didn't that mean…David had always wanted to castrate himself?

After all, one had to castrate themselves in order to cultivate the Sunflower Manual's martial arts!

And David still went to Shaolin Temple to practice the Sunflower Manual. Did he want to become a monk after castration?

That's not right!

Even among the monks of Shaolin Temple, there were no eunuchs who castrated themselves!

What was David thinking?

That was why he chose to search for the Sunflower Manual in the Shaolin Temple!

Perhaps he had really eaten too much soy sauce and his brain had gone crazy!

When the Chinese netizens saw this scene, they immediately laughed until they were rolling back and forth!

"This stupid dog David finally knows the cultivation method of the Sunflower Manual! Previously, he wanted to go to the Shaolin Temple to cultivate. It was simply laughable!”

"That's right. Among this group of foreigners, there's actually a martial arts practitioner from China. Otherwise, when Big Wei's program ended, he might not even know that the school's book actually requires him to cultivate like this!”

"I really want to see David practicing the Sunflower Manual! It was funny just thinking about it! I'll call him Eunuch Wei from now on!"

.......

At this moment, David was also dumbfounded when he heard the words of the foreigner who had definitely put in a lot of effort.

The Sunflower Manual's cultivation method was actually like this?

I don't fucking know either!

If I f * cking knew, I wouldn't have gone to the extent of learning!

After all, I came to China to learn Chinese just to hook up with a few more girls!

If you castrate yourself, I'll still hit on your mother!

He looked at the smiling eyes of the other foreign players in front of him.

David also reacted quickly and said fiercely to the foreign player,

"Ross, are you sure? Was the Sunflower Manual's cultivation secret really about castration???”

"Don't lie to me! Who created this Sunflower Manual? How could there be such a harsh cultivation method in this world?”

As for the foreign contestant, Ross, he also had an innocent look on his face.

"That's right. If you don't believe me, you can check the cultivation method of the Sunflower Manual on the internet. You must first castrate yourself before you can cultivate it!”

"And I think your friend from China seems to have lied to you! He's playing you on purpose!"

After hearing Ross 'words, David also came to a sudden realization!

"Oh my god! The person who told me that I can go to Shaolin Temple to cultivate the Sunflower Manual seems to be the person who tricked me before!”

"Damn it! How could I have forgotten about this! I'm so angry!"

"It's over, it's over. I've been tricked by him again, and this time, I took the initiative to fall again! This is too f * cking disgusting!"

David was right. The person who asked David to go to the Shaolin Temple to practice the Sunflower Manual.

It was the Chinese man whom David had previously used the off-site appeal opportunity to ask for help!

That Chinese man had always looked down on this stupid foreign dog, David. He had used all kinds of wonderful methods to trick David and play him like a monkey.

She did not expect David to reveal the Sunflower Manual Kung Fu that she had tricked him about in this episode just to show off.

He really went all the way to Shaolin Temple to study!

This was too f * cking funny!

At this moment, the irascible elder brother from China who told David that he was going to the Shaolin Temple to cultivate was already grinning from ear to ear!

"Hahaha, this stupid foreign dog really thinks that the Sunflower Manual I mentioned is true!”

"Is this really a doctor? How could he be so stupid after lying! I'm dying of laughter!"

Naturally, the hot-tempered elder brother didn't feel guilty at all.

After all, in front of national justice, David was nothing!

.......

At that moment, in the live broadcast hall, David looked at the foreign players and the audience who were smiling at him and almost died of anger!

In addition, he did not answer this question correctly at all. Instead, he led all the foreign players astray.

He had once again lost face on the show.

David's mentality almost collapsed!

At this moment, David could only divert everyone's attention and target Lin Feng!

This was the only thing he could do.

"Lin Feng, you damned Xia people! Such a hidden question! He's really shameless!"

"Can you come up with a normal question? Old Ding gave these crooked questions. Could it be that you people only know crooked ways?”

"The language of your country is so simple, but you keep asking such strange questions. You're really shameless!”

As soon as he said that, the Chinese bullet screen immediately began to attack David crazily again!

On the stage, Ye Feng was also angered by David's shamelessness.

"If you can't answer it, just say you can't answer it? Was there any use in finding so many reasons?”

"Then I'll ask my next question! Let's see if you can still answer!"

Without waiting for David to answer, Ye Feng directly asked his first question.

"The second question is, how many martial arts techniques are there in the nunchaku song?”

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