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25 A Celestial Music Tavern with cards! 1

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On Vermilion Bird Avenue, the sound of firecrackers crackling in front of a shop attracted the attention of the passersby! Li Ke stood on a high place, and there was a huge piece of red silk covering the left and right pillars!

"Everyone!"

"Today is the first day of our opening! Why was it called Xian Le Tavern? This also has a history!"

"I wonder if everyone has heard of this saying. Since ancient times, sages have been lonely, only the drinker leaves his name!”

The people who were attracted to the scene shook their heads in unison.

Ah, no wonder, most people don't know ~

Zhang San's resentment 1

King Five's Resentment 1

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"What do you mean? Are you looking down on us?"

"No, no!" Li Ke hurriedly shook his head." Let me explain why it's called Xian Le Restaurant!”

On the side was Butler Wang, who was sent by the Cheng family. It seemed that Li Ke quietly waved his hand and pulled down the red cloth!

"I look up to the immortals, Ji Yexian, Cao Yexian, Li Yexian. Today, I'm drunk in the lake and mountains.”

"Enjoy yourself while you can. Spring is happy, summer is happy, autumn is happy. Winter is coming to find poems in the wind and snow.”

Du Ruhui, who was hiding at the side, applauded and praised." Good line!”

"The top and bottom are flat, and the rhymes match! The first half of the sentence is about immortals. Ji Kang, who drinks wine, is an immortal. Cao Zhi is also an immortal. This Li…"

"Who is it?" Du Ruhui was stunned.

" Yes, I am." Li Ke laughed.

How thick-skinned! Du Ruhui cursed.

"The second half of the sentence is about music. For scholars like us, if we have poems and songs, regardless of spring, summer, autumn, or winter, we will be happy!”

"Up and down just happens to fit the theme of immortal music!”

Recently, the King of Shu had become the best poet in Chang 'an. He could barely make up for this immortal!

No, no, no…

Du Ruhui immediately shook his head. Ji Kang was known as the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove, and Cao Zhi was even more talented! The King of Shu hadn't even made a name for himself, yet he was directly compared to the ancients. His skin was too thick!

Du Ruhui's resentment 10

"What a good sentence! It was catchy to read, and it seemed to be the same as Fu.”

"This thing is called a couplet! Pay attention to the neatness of the top and bottom, clouds facing the rain, snow facing the wind, evening light facing the clear sky, coming Hong facing the geese, flying birds facing the chirping insects!”

"Three-Foot Sword, Six-Jun Bow, North of the Ridge facing River East, Hall of Pure Summer in the Human World, Guanghan Palace in the Heaven!”

"The morning smoke on both sides of the river is green with willows, and the spring rain in the garden is red with apricot flowers.”

"Wind and frost at your temples, you're an early traveler! A coir raincoat in the misty rain, an old man fishing by the stream at night!”

Many scholars shook their heads as they listened and praised! When he heard about the Old Man of Night Fishing by the Stream, he felt that he had not had enough and kept smacking his lips."Couplets! From a single word to a beautiful poem. Wonderful! Wonderful!"

There was a saying that there was no first in literature and no second in martial arts. However, the scholars present in front of Li Ke felt that they were only worthy of being a younger brother!

The poem that he had racked his brains to come up with was actually inferior to someone else's casual recitation!

Comparing people was really infuriating!

"We're off topic! Continue talking about my tavern! The tavern only sold wine, not vegetables! If the person who comes to buy wine from me thinks he's capable, he's a brave man! He could even accept the tavern's challenge! It's called ~"

"Three bowls in a straight line!"

"Boss, what do you mean by three bowls walking in a straight line?”

"Good question! Even the person with the highest alcohol tolerance can only get drunk after drinking three bowls of my wine. If you can still cross the wooden bridge outside the restaurant after drinking three bowls, you win! In the future, all drinks will be on the house!”

"But if you can't make it, the price of the wine will be doubled!”

Whoosh!

The crowd was in an uproar.

"Just three bowls?"

"Who are you looking down on?"

"In our village, three bowls are only worthy of sitting at the same table as a child!”

"I don't usually rinse my mouth with this amount!”

"Boss, I advise you to raise it a little higher. Otherwise, you'll have to pay until you lose your pants!”

"Hahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter!

Hmph hmph ~ You'll know later!

"It seems like everyone is very confident. Tell the truth! I'll lay my cards on the table. I look down on your alcohol tolerance!”

"I'll add another weak person to the challenge. If you don't spit out the first mouthful, you'll be exempted from the cost of this drink!”

"If you spit it out, the price will be doubled! Do you dare?"

"You can choose this, or you can bet big ~~"

This was too f * cking arrogant! Everyone had traveled far and wide. Who didn't drink and eat big bowls of meat?

A person suddenly stood up and walked in front of Li Ke. He was tall and had a face full of muscles. He also had palm-wide heart-protecting hair and tight arm muscles. It was obvious that he was a martial artist!

"I'll challenge you! I just can't stand your arrogance!”

"Confucius said, if you read more than ten thousand books, you will be like a god. Please put down the money!"

Brat!

Lower the stakes?

This was clearly a gambling term! When had the Saint ever said such vulgar words?

"Are you afraid that I'll extort you? Don't worry about that! I've traveled far and wide, and I've never gone back on my word!”

"Alright then ~"

Humph! Playing tricks! He must have put in some effort on the bowl! If he took out a water tank and said that this was his bowl, I would definitely smash his broken shop!

Ruining people's mood!

This challenger's thoughts were too complicated. Li Ke did not spend so much effort. He simply looked down on them in terms of alcohol tolerance!

Challenger's resentment 50

Li Ke took out three normal-sized bowls, opened the clay statue in the jar, and poured three bowls. He sneered and said,"Please!"

"Humph!"

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