Soon, other than Silly Pillar, everyone else from the academy gathered in the middle courtyard.
"First Master, let me say a few words first. Do you agree?”
"Alright, come on up."
Facing everyone's gaze, Yang Chen carried Yu Lan 'er to the front of everyone.
"Grandpas and grandmas, uncles and aunties, young and old…this is my biological sister. Her name is Yu Lan 'er, and her nickname is Lan' er. Lan 'er's life is bitter. Her parents have passed away, and I'm her only family member now. So, I hope everyone will take good care of her in the future.”
After saying what he wanted to say, Yang Chen whispered: "Lan 'er, quickly go to the house and bring some melon seeds and peanuts.”
Generally speaking, only on holidays would the entire academy prepare some melon seeds and peanuts in advance.
Yang Chen was not a stingy person, in one sentence, he was directly enough.
Soon, Feng Wenwen helped Lan 'er bring over a lot of fried melon seeds and peanuts.
"Lan 'er, this is your uncle. First Uncle's real name is Yi Zhonghai. You have to remember this. If anyone bullies you in the future, you can look for First Uncle to help you…"
"Hello, First Uncle. First Uncle, please eat some melon seeds and peanuts.”
"Alright, alright. Lan 'er is also good."
Without waiting for Yang Chen to continue his introduction, the second uncle who was like a Maitreya Buddha took the initiative to say: "Lan 'er, I'm your second uncle. My name is Liu Haizhong, remember?”
"Yes, yes. Second Uncle also eats melon seeds and peanuts…"
About ten minutes later, Yang Chen took Lan 'er to walk around and also scattered more than ten catties of melon seeds and peanuts.
He was like a third uncle. If someone grabbed him, he would stand up and fill his pockets.
After that, Third Uncle muttered,"If I had known earlier, I would have worn an extra coat."”
Hearing this, Second Uncle retorted,"Why don't you wear a snakeskin bag like a coat?”
The two of them bickered, and for a moment, the courtyard was filled with laughter.
After Yang Chen finished dealing with his private affairs, the three uncles began to kick off.
"Recently, the rats in the courtyard have been living in nests. It's as if it's the new year…" said an old man.
Haha...
The first uncle, who was rarely humorous, caused a burst of laughter.
"Let's talk about serious matters. Everyone, be quiet.”
After Liu Haizhong gestured for everyone to keep quiet, the first uncle continued,"Nowadays, every household has rats, but our courtyard is overrun with rats. There are so many of them that it's like going to a market in broad daylight. Therefore, this problem must be taken seriously.”
Third Uncle added,"Which house in this courtyard provokes rats the most?"”
"Xu Damao's house." Someone shouted.
"There's also the Awesomeness." A child said.
"Then why did Xu Damao's family and the stick terrier's family provoke mice?" Third Uncle asked unhurriedly.”
"You don't like cleanliness and don't clean up the leftovers.”
"Yes! This was the reason. The last question, how to cut off Haozi's food supply?”
Although Third Uncle was only a primary school language teacher, he was very good at concluding questions.
This was one of the few advantages of Third Master.
"Xu Damao, tell me." While everyone was silent, Second Uncle stabbed Xu Damao with a knife.
"What did I say? That rat is willing to come, but it's not my relative. I can't order it around, right?”
Haha...
There was another burst of laughter.
"Be serious! Xu Damao, your house is one of the sources of the rat disaster. If you don't think of a way, you can't let us suffer with you, right? If you ask me, you should go to the pharmacy and buy a few packets of rat poison. Then, you can get some delicious rat poison.”
"Don't, don't! Second Master, it's not that I'm reluctant to spend money. I'm just afraid of being bitten by a snake for ten years! If that little brat gets hurt again, I'll go bankrupt…"
When Xu Damao said this, even though he didn't mention his name, everyone understood what he meant.
This time, someone was unhappy.
Like a blind bear, Jia Zhang-shi stood up and immediately shouted at the top of her lungs,""Xu Damao, who are you talking about?"
"Anyway, everyone knows who loves who.”
"Xu Damao, you bastard! My boy is a good kid. Don't even think about throwing dirty water on him. "In my opinion, Xu Damao is the source of the rat disaster. Our family has also suffered. During this period of time, we have lost a lot of food, so we have to deal with Xu Damao strictly!”
Jia Zhangshi actually pushed all the blame onto Xu Damao.
This made Xu Damao furious.
"Jia Zhang-shi, you waste dust every day and don't even clean up when you go home. Besides, I'm the only one in my family. I don't usually cook, so I naturally don't have leftovers…"
"Xu Damao, I'll fight it out with you…"
Jia Zhangshi suddenly rushed forward aggressively.
"Aiyo…"
Jia Zhangshi took the opportunity to scratch Xu Damao's neck with her claws, causing a few bloody scratch marks to appear on Xu Damao's neck.
Seeing that the situation was out of control, the first uncle immediately shouted,"Stop!"
"First Uncle, look…Jia Zhangshi scratched me just now. You have to help me get justice.”
"Xu Damao, if you dare to spout nonsense again, I'll directly scratch your face next time and make you a bachelor for the rest of your life!”
"Jia, Zhang, shi! I, Xu Damao, am not done with you…"
This dog-eat-dog, biting until a mouthful of fur appeared.
Jia Zhangshi suddenly launched an attack, Xu Damao could only fall into a disadvantage this time.
After the two of them were separated, the first uncle continued,"This is what I think. The Jia family and Xu Damao will each take out 5 yuan, and then I will go to the rolling mill to purchase a batch of mousetraps. Do you two agree or disagree?”
"I have no objections. It just so happens that I don't want to sleep in the same room as Haozi every night.”Xu Damao had already suffered greatly, so he naturally had no objections.
But when it came to money, wouldn't this take Jia Zhang-shi's life?
"Aiyoyo, my son, why are you leaving? Everyone who left us alone wants to bully me…Son, I can't live like this anymore. I can't live anymore.”
Making a scene and acting shamelessly were Jia Zhangshi's specialties.
However, Jia Zhang-shi chose the wrong person this time because she had to face the entire courtyard.
"Jia Zhang-shi, don't make a scene. This matter is settled. It's fine if you don't want to pay. Think of a way to get rid of the rats in your house and around you…"
After saying this, the old man left with the porcelain cup.
No one at the scene paid any attention to Jia Zhangshi. Clearly, she had become the public enemy of the Siheyuan.
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