The happy days of the old master
8 Explosion-proof Suit, Satellite!

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When he got up in the morning, Xia Yang was awakened by the fighter jet diving in the sky. In a remote mountain village, fighter jets often visited.

When Xia Yang just returned, the fighter jets in the sky threw bombs at him, but they were intercepted by Transdimensional Space.

Was the fighter jet swooping down to demonstrate its power or to express its goodwill? Was it a suicide attack, or was it just a show?

There were infinite possibilities in the natural world. All good and all bad outcomes would happen, and then they would merge into one. This was reality.

Reality was made up of countless virtual possibilities.

In other words, under natural conditions, all kinds of situations happened, and then they combined into Xia Yang's current state.

"We can't let our guard down!”Xia Yang got up, cooked a bowl of egg noodles, and fed a bowl of chicken soup to the Meow Meow monster next door.

Then, he poured the internal organs left behind from killing chickens a few days ago under the Hundred Herb Garden at the back door to sacrifice to ghosts and gods.

This was a form of stability.

The fighter jet's intention was a time bomb in a state of quantum entanglement. You don't know when the bomb will explode, and you don't know how powerful it will be after it explodes.

Xia Yang was now assuming that the bomb would explode soon and the explosion was very powerful. He first had to stabilize the situation. First, he had to carry out the ritual of ghosts and gods to stabilize the frequency of the universe's spectrum.

Ghosts and deities were a kind of spectrum formed after the infinite expansion of the universe. The universe did not expand endlessly. When it expanded to the limit, it would produce a return flow of energy in a spectral manner. At this time, the ghosts and gods returned to the origin with a large amount of explosives. At this time, how to use explosives to release popcorn was a very important survival skill, commonly known as-release satellites!

The energy of these ghosts and deities was also used on the fighter jet that was diving down.

He had to bribe them first! The ghosts and deities should have heard about the rooster at home. Now that everyone who wanted to see it had a share, Xia Yang used the internal organs of the rooster to bribe the ghosts and gods.

At the very least, if the ghost wanted to die with him, it would have to eat those internal organs first.

At the same time! Xia Yang fed chicken soup and chicken meat to the Meow Meow Monster. This Meow Meow Monster was the legendary Schrodinger's cat. This was the cat of the Heavenly Emperor's family. This cat could do extra-dimensional work and would be locked in Villain Valley. It was also a extra-dimensional criminal.

It was equivalent to the Meow Meow Monster eating chicken and chicken soup, and then it would go through hyperspace work. Even if this time bomb were to explode, at least the TNT yield would not be that high.

" Next, the second step is to stuff the time bomb into the popcorn machine and process it into popcorn. Then, the popcorn will fill the entire universe, filling it with the sweet smell of freedom!”Xia Yang calmed down. He still had a popcorn machine!

What a beautiful world of freedom! Even the air was filled with a sweet smell!

What a sin!

This was an era where everyone was daydreaming. The economy with a real future was the natural economy. Just like how Xia Yang hedged the risk today, the risk was not completely eliminated, but became his explosion-proof suit.

That was, once a hacker invaded through information technology, this risk would be triggered. They might be directly killed by the fighter jets in the sky.

And the real profit from this wave of hedges was the kiwifruit from the back door.

The Hundred Herb Garden at the back door was previously occupied by the Witch of the Black Mountain. It had completely turned into a zombie. After two years of detoxification and conditioning, the material foundation of the Witch of the Black Mountain was basically completely destroyed by Xia Yang.

Now, although the Witch of the Black Mountain was rising again and again, Xia Yang was still suppressing him.

This year, the Hundred Herb Garden at the back door had grown a lot of ox tendon grass and dog tail grass. They were all grasses and had harmony. There were also medicinal herbs such as milk root. The most important thing was that there were two kiwifruit trees.

After running to the back of the mountain, Xia Yang poured a bucket of water on it.

Landslips had occurred in this place in the past. Illnesses came like a mountain, but now they were gone like silk. After watering the two kiwifruits, he realized that the big kiwifruit tree at the side was already full of fruits.

The kiwifruit was very sweet!

Wild kiwifruit was not big, but this kind of kiwifruit that grew in the mountains was like a mountain melon, very sweet. The premise was that you had to hang it on the tree to ripen naturally. If you picked it early and then artificially ripened it, it would not be as sweet.

"It seems that there's no need to put up a shelf. These two kiwifruits can grow very well on the ground.”Xia Yang thought for a moment. This was a mountainous area, so there was no risk of water accumulation. As long as there was no water on the ground, the vines of the kiwifruit would not be soaked.

What he really needed to settle was the wild grass that had begun to grow crazily in the Hundred Herb Garden, as well as a hemorrhoid tree.

He didn't know what kind of tree it was. It looked like a lacquer tree, but it wasn't a lacquer tree either. It looked a little like another plant that was the material base of another type of malaria, but it was not.

Xia Yang opened his Natural Dharma Eye and saw that it was a black ring of hemorrhoids in the endless space and time. He called it the hemorrhoid tree.

This was how the worst Feng Shui master was trained. He didn't know much about Feng Shui terms, so he just needed to have enough for himself.

During the Wei family's era, Feng Shui Masters were in charge of manipulating the Ying Qi of human society, forming a natural barrier and resisting all kinds of diseases.

In Xia Yang's generation, the Feng Shui business was notorious. After thinking about it, he decided to change his profession and became the worst Feng Shui master.

The resources behind this door were mainly for charity. The kiwifruit tree in the Hundred Herb Garden would allow anyone who wanted to eat kiwifruit to travel through time and space to take it.

However!

Whoever wanted to touch Xia Yang's things would have to pay a terrible price. In theory, Xia Yang's family resources were only worth one million yuan.

However, the other party had to face the attack of 50 billion explosion-proof suits. Even the fighter jet that swooped down had become a part of his hyperspace explosion-proof suit.

What he really needed to live on was 1 million yuan of resources. Then, he would slowly recuperate and get rid of his illness as if he was spinning silk. That was all!

"The real profit is that kiwifruit sapling!”Xia Yang plucked the poisonous grass and weeds in the back of the mountain and found a small kiwifruit sapling.

It just so happened that the taros in the flower garden had recently fallen to the ground and had been stolen by Transdimensional. The other party had come to steal them despite the pressure of the explosion-proof suit.

If he didn't care about the profit ratio, then what did Xia Yang have to say!

There was nothing to say about this. It could only be said that after the taros cooled down, he would plant something. Since there was a kiwifruit sapling, it must be a kiwifruit.

There were also a few kiwifruits that could be planted at the door.

An executioner could survive for 30 years on a single job because of his own material foundation. To put it bluntly, that thing was nothing more than a fart in a poor state.

Anyway, everyone was going to live a poor life! I want to be rich but you won't let me be rich. That's fine! The indicator of the virtual bubble economy, the so-called dream, I can make do with one business for 30 years.

The next step was to operate the natural economy offline.

Xia Yang was the worst Feng Shui master, so it was not a problem for him to eat.

"The recent danger is the drought. It's as if there are ten suns in the sky, and it's exposed to the sun every day!”Xia Yang knew that he had to work harder and went to the back of the mountain to water it.

After pulling out a large bucket of poisonous weeds and weeds, the green area on the surface decreased, and the amount of water evaporated increased. They had to be watered to offset it, otherwise, it would form a systematic extinction disaster.

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