If the story was not scary, then it really was not scary.
Although…
Tomorrow, everyone might be shocked, but at least not today.
"When Zhang San came home at night, it was a little late.”
When they heard that the last story was about the elevator, many of the timid audience members were already crying. Did Teacher Qi deliberately not want them to take the elevator?
What were they going to do when they went to work tomorrow?
They could only pray that Teacher Qi's humorous ghost story was not scary.
"When Zhang San opened the elevator, there was no one in it, so Zhang San walked straight up.”
Hearing that there was no one in the elevator, the audience heaved a sigh of relief. It was always safe to take the elevator alone, right?
"Just as the elevator door was about to close, Zhang San saw a grandfather and grandson running over from outside.”
Instantly, the audience's hearts were on tenterhooks. Grandfather and grandson?
Were these two…humans?
They subconsciously felt that there was something wrong with the children and women in Teacher Qi's story.
"When Zhang San saw someone running over, he pressed the button to open the door and waited for the two of them to run over.”
"However…when the little girl ran to the elevator door, she curled her lips and did not get into the elevator. Instead, she said something to her grandmother. This sentence almost scared Zhang San half to death!”
At this point, Qi Wan stopped.
This was originally a short and funny story, and it ended here.
The audience was still waiting for the follow-up. When they saw Qi Wan stop, they immediately understood something.
"No way! Is it over?"
"No, isn't this humorous ghost story too short?”
"Is Teacher Qi not going to make it today? Why is it so short?"
Qi Wan's face darkened. What did he mean by he couldn't do it anymore?
What was wrong with this batch of netizens?
It was fine if he could climb over the wall so easily, and it was fine if he could defame himself, but why was he questioning his man's dignity?
Short?
Which part is short?
Qi Wan was so angry that he immediately pressed the end button.
Ha!
This bunch of fake fans!
"Host ~! Don't worry, these netizens are just joking. They don't know if the host is short or not!”
"..." Qi Wan's mouth twitched." You're speaking as if you know."”
"Hehe!" The System immediately ran to Qi Wan's face and happily circled around." Of course I know. I'm the host's little cutie! I know everything about you!”
“……”
"Host! Your luck today is super good! Do you want to draw a prize?" The system blinked its big eyes and acted cute at Qi Wan.
Qi Wan looked at his Terror Points. It seemed…quite a lot?
However, now that he had bought the screenwriter and director, there didn't seem to be anything he needed urgently.
Qi Wan pulled out the items in the system store again. There were many things he wanted to buy that he could not afford.
Like being loved by everyone and being immune to poison.
One word, expensive!
Qi Wan browsed through the system store, planning to buy things after he had accumulated a wave of Terror Points.
Seeing that Qi Wan did not intend to buy anything, the System immediately floated in front of him." Host, are you not planning to buy anything today?”
"Yes, so?" Qi Wan could see through the System's intentions with a single glance!
She must want me to buy clothes for her again!
As expected, the System looked pitiful." Host, you still have a lot of Terror Points today. Why don't you help me buy a dress?"”
"Any kind of dress is fine!”The System bewitched Qi Wan.
Seeing Qi Wan's indifferent expression, the system actually used its trump card. If you buy me a little dress, you can even try lifting the dress! Have you ever lifted a girl's skirt in school?”
Lifting her skirt…
Qi Wan's interest was piqued.
After all, which boy had never lifted a girl's skirt before?
However, he had never succeeded before.
Qi Wan's eyes were filled with curiosity. The system's suggestion was not bad!
However…
It wasn't until Qi Wan spent money to buy a little dress for the system that he found out that there was something in the world called... safety pants.
Qi Wan was so angry that he pounded the bed. If he wanted to buy more dresses for the system, he would be a pig!
As a result, when Qi Wan went to see Jiang Yiwen the next day, he was in a dispirited state.
Jiang Yiwen frowned and looked at his cousin who was picking him up to work. He said to Qi Wan meaningfully," You're still young now. If you do this every day, you'll easily empty your body. Do you know that?"”
"Ah?" Qi Wan was dumbfounded. Was his cousin driving?
"You must always remember that you are a public figure. You didn't take any photos, right?”
"..." Qi Wan sighed weakly." It's really not what you think..."
Jiang Yiwen nodded, but he didn't seem to believe it.
"I've arranged for an assistant director for you today. Do your best and win him over! This was because Director Li was a little strange.”
"Ah?" Qi Wan was curious." How so?”
"This Director Li is very popular and is known as a super nanny. Every time he became an assistant director, the movie would either sold well or get an award. However, if he were to become a director…he would fail every time he filmed a movie.”
Hearing Jiang Yiwen's introduction, Qi Wan was indeed interested.
There was such a strange director?
Director?
"However, this Director Li isn't easy to invite.”Jiang Yiwen added.
Thinking about it, it made sense. This Director Li was famous for being a director. There might be people who wanted to hire him as an assistant director until next year. Why should he be an assistant director for an unknown person?
Oh, that's not right. I'm not unknown. I'm a new internet celebrity and a cross-industry director.
At most, it was just a story that was worth adapting.
But…since it wasn't easy to invite Director Li, didn't her cousin just return to the country? How did he get an appointment?
"Then, how did you get an appointment with Director Li?”
Jiang Yiwen looked at the road in front of him with a straight face. His tone did not change at all." It's very simple!”
"Oh?"
"Smash. Spend money and smash it!" Jiang Yiwen's words didn't seem like he was joking at all, but it shocked Qi Wan.
Why did he feel that his cousin's attitude of spending money like crazy did not have the air of a rich second-generation heir at all? Instead, she looked like a nouveau riche?
Without waiting for Qi Wan to speak, Jiang Yiwen said directly to Qi Wan," I'll teach you something. In life, there's nothing that money can't buy. If there is…"
"Then, we didn't spend enough money!”
Qi Wan's mouth twitched. This cousin of his had a very bad outlook on life!
It was as if money was everything.
"What we need to do is to judge whether the returns we can get are worth investing so much money.”
Qi Wan was helpless when he saw Jiang Yiwen's expression. After all, he wasn't the one who taught his cousin three views.
She could only sigh." Alright, then can I ask my dear cousin how much money you spent on this Director Li?”
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