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11 Indulge in the erotic painting

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"Only three books? This is not enough!"

Lu Yan saw that Uncle Gong did not seem to be lying, so he frowned after taking the book.

"These three books are enough for you to suppress your popularity for a few days! I'll take you to the black market after you're done. There are people selling it there!”

Uncle Gong was obviously an experienced driver.

"Alright, remember to keep this a secret. Otherwise, we might be in jail!”

Lu Yan reminded him before returning to his room like a thief.

night

Everyone was asleep, but Lu Yan's room was lit by candlelight.

Lu Yan was prepared to burn the midnight oil today.

"Beep. The host is watching the erotic painting. The Golden Python Hand is extremely excited and is progressing quickly.。。。”

As Lu Yan watched, he could feel his Golden Python Hand's proficiency increasing.

slowly

On the contrary, the more Lu Yan looked at it, the more addicted he became. Very soon, he reached the point where he could not put down the book in his hand.

"Squeak ~~"

Just as Lu Yan was lost in his thoughts, the door to the room was slowly opened by a figure.

Lu Yan, who was immersed in it, did not notice it at all.

When the black shadow walked behind Lu Yan and blocked the candle light, Lu Yan realized that something was wrong.

"F * ck, Bai Jingqi? You scared me!"

Lu Yan suddenly turned around, and a face with a coquettish smile stood in front of him.

"Hehe, I caught you! What are you looking at?"

Bai Jingqi laughed lewdly, causing Lu Yan's heart to sink.

"No, I didn't see anything! Aiya, these are all Buddhist scriptures...。”

Lu Yan held the book in his arms in a panic and did not let Bai Jingqi read it.

"Kacha, is it necessary? We live in the same building, how can you hide it from me? Come, come, come. Good things must be shared together. Take it out and look at it together!”

Bai Jingqi hurriedly snatched the thing from Lu Yan's arms.

"F * ck, forget it. I spent 40 taels of silver to get this from Uncle Gong!”

Lu Yan had no choice but to admit it.

"40 taels? Kacha, this is so exciting!"

Bai Jingqi's eyes immediately lit up after casually flipping through it. He was unwilling to put it down and said,

"Lend me this book for two days!"

"Don't, I haven't read this book yet. This one's for you. I just finished reading it. Remember not to let anyone find out!”

"Don't worry, I understand!"

Lu Yan gave Bai Jingqi a book and sent him away.

Only then did he heave a sigh of relief and continue to indulge in it.

But in the middle of the night

Lu Yan had just finished reading the second book when Bai Jingqi came again.

"I've finished reading it. Come, give me another book!”

Bai Jingqi immediately rummaged through Lu Yan's body.

"F * ck, don't touch it. Here, I've just finished reading this book. Take it!”

Lu Yan passed the second book he had just finished to Bai Jingqi.

two hours later

"Yes, you finished the last book, right? I'll take it away after reading it!"

Bai Jingqi arrived again.

He looked at the listless Lu Yan, took out the third book on the table, and left happily.

Meanwhile, Lu Yan's mind was filled with the contents of the book. He lay on the bed and tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

"F * ck, these are all pictures. I'm reading too fast. There's no plot or novel. Who can stand this?”

"Damn it, it seems that I can only ask Uncle Gong to bring me to the black market tomorrow!”

Lu Yan said as he stood on his head, trying to force himself to sleep.

an hour later

"Sleep, sleep with Hammer, how can I sleep like this!”

Lu Yan realized that he could not fall asleep at all.

The images in his mind slowly turned into the movies he had seen in his previous life.

It had been 20 years, but once he started, he couldn't stop.

Not just Lu Yan

Bai Jingqi, who was in another room, was the same. He had already finished reading the third book.

However, she also knew that Lu Yan's side was gone. She tossed and turned in bed in discomfort, but she could not sleep.

Breakfast the next day

Lu Yan and Bai Jingqi sat there with two big dark circles under their eyes.

He looked listless.

Uncle Gong acted as if it had nothing to do with him as he calmly ate his youtiao.

Qing Cheng, Sister Qiuyue, Cai Badou, and Yingluo looked at the two curiously from time to time.

"Lu Sanhuo, where's your morning exercise? Where's your music? I'm already prepared, but it's so quiet today?”

Qing Cheng asked curiously.

"Yeah, I even stuffed cotton wool in my ears!”

"Me too!"

"Same!"

The others nodded repeatedly. They were clearly prepared, but it did not work.

This made them somewhat disappointed.

"I had a side ache last night and didn't sleep well, so I didn't have any morning exercises today!”

Lu Yan said calmly.

However, Bai Jingqi's guilty look made Lu Yan curse him in his heart.

"Jingqi, why didn't you sleep well?”

sure enough

Qiu Yingluo saw the flaw.

"I, um, I, uh, I had insomnia. I had a nightmare, and then I couldn't sleep!”

Bai Jingqi's eyes evaded his gaze and he stammered.

Lu Yan's eyelids twitched.

Even Uncle Gong sighed and shook his head.

"Bai Jingqi? You stutter when you lie. Tell me honestly, what were you doing last night?”

Qing Cheng began to question him, and Bai Jingqi's face flashed with fear.

"Um, by the way, why didn't I see my brother today?”

Seeing how useless Bai Jingqi was, Lu Yan could only open his mouth to clean up Bai Jingqi's mess and directly change the topic.

"Eh? That's right, why didn't I see the owner?”

Only then did the others realize that someone was missing from the dining table.

"Ah!"

At this moment, a heart-wrenching voice came from outside.

Everyone was shocked and quickly went out to see the situation.

In the end, she found out that Lu Sanjin had been drugged and had her hair cut the first time she had seen the noodles after skipping school.

Now, she was cowering at the side in fear.

Qiu Yingluo quickly went up to check her pulse. After confirming that she was fine, Uncle Gong went to help Lu Sanjin cut her hair.

It couldn't be helped. Her hair was cut too badly by the paste!

"Alright, that's it for now. In another half a year, my hair will be able to be tied up when it grows!”

At this time, Uncle Gong had already cut the hair for the head of the family.

Needless to say, his craftsmanship was not bad.

In Lu Yan's eyes, this was simply the short bangs of the future. This made Lu Yan envious.

Speaking of ancient times, Lu Yan felt that the worst thing about them was that they had to clean their hair and use toilet paper to go to the toilet.

Fortunately, the paper in this world was still very good.

And this hair made Lu Yan feel troubled.

Lu Yan wasn't a woman in his previous life, so he didn't have a habit of grooming his hair.

She had always found it troublesome since she was young, and she didn't have shampoo or anything.

If it weren't for the soap, Lu Yan would have ignored his parents and cut his hair.

"Do you think it looks good?"

Lu Sanjin took out a mirror and looked at it while asking everyone.

"Good, very good!"

Lu Yan and Cai Badou said at the same time.

Cai Badou was gloating, while Lu Yan was envious.

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