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"Ding! One of Tuan Tuan's motorcycles was seized, as this motorcycle had been enhanced by Tuan Tuan's singing magic! Therefore, he was rewarded with 1 God of Song Point and 1000 yuan!”

"Ding! Detected that the host has just insulted the system, fined 3000 yuan as punishment!”

Song Hao was shocked.

"F * ck, this stupid…invincible system is actually so high-tech that it can detect his thoughts?”

Then, he was still glad that he did not have that much money in his bank card. Then, he picked up his phone and saw that there was really a message from the bank.

"You spent a total of 3000 yuan on an inflatable doll at a certain treasure. The remaining balance is-789.2 yuan!”

"D * mn, how can I owe money? Also, what the hell is this inflatable doll!”For the first time, Song Hao understood what it meant to have trouble coming from one's mouth. He felt as if a piece of meat had been cut off.

He got on Tuan Tuan's motorcycle and got angrier as he walked. Suddenly, he remembered something.

"Wait, that girl just said that her teammates will chase after me?”

Song Hao stopped and turned around. His eyes were completely bewitched by money. The big streamer's teammate should not be simple either!

......

"Aiyaya, it's all my fault. Why did I tell him? Great, he ran away on my small motorcycle.”Tuan Tuan patted his head in frustration and said in a childish voice,""I'm really a pig's brain."

"Don't be depressed. Based on my years of experience, he must have entered the circle from this path.”As a professional player, the running man had a sharp eye.

Chen Shigou took a look through his 8x scope and really saw a small motorcycle parked on the opposite slope.

"Yes, yes, yes. It's him. He's wearing my clothes.”Tuan Tuan shouted excitedly from Chen Sigou's perspective.

"Let's go, get in the car!" The running man drove his motorcycle over. Chen Shigou jumped into the car and said angrily,"Doesn't this guy know what's going on? You actually dared to come back and provoke us."

"Don't be angry, we'll show him the power of a pro player.”The runner stepped on the accelerator and rushed toward Song Hao.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

"He really came!" Song Hao was overjoyed.

He jumped into the car and stepped on the accelerator.

"Quickly chase after him, quickly chase after him. He's preparing to escape.”Tuan Tuan shouted anxiously at the side.

"He deserves to die. He almost gave me a heart attack!”

"You must kill him and help me lick all his boxes!”

Tuan Tuan nagged at the side.

The runner replied patiently as he drove,"Trust me, no problem."

The two motorcycles started racing in the desert map, but the speed of the running man and the others was pushed to the limit, so the distance between them and Song Hao was shortened a little.

"His driving skills aren't good. According to the Pythagorean theorem, pi, and the theorem of calculus, the estimated distance…At most, we can catch up to him in 10 seconds.”The runner's eyes were filled with the brilliance of a mathematician.

“......”

Chen Stupid Dog and Tuan Tuan were amused, and the bullet comments in the live-stream room also became cheerful.

The netizens were looking forward to how the two of them would deal with that b * stard later.

The distance was getting closer and closer. In the blink of an eye, Song Hao walked into a canyon road. This was the canyon road outside Pochinki.

Song Hao suddenly turned up the hill and back onto the road!

"Hahaha, this Deng 'er doesn't even know the shortest distance between two points.”The running man laughed mockingly and rushed over.

Chen Shigou sat in the backseat, his eyes fixed on Song Hao's car. As they got closer and closer, his pupils suddenly constricted…

He seemed to see a row of things in the middle of the road.

It was extremely small and blurry, but there were sharp spikes on it!

" Di di!" Chen Damn Dog was so nervous that he could not even speak properly. Before he could stop the runner, the speeding motorcycle had already run over the spike in the middle of the road.

Bang...

The car tires exploded instantly, and Chen Shigou and the runner were thrown into the air.

Two figures fell to the ground due to inertia

A few seconds later, only two boxes were left in the middle of the road.

Only then did Chen Shigou finish the last word,""Earth... Earth Spike!"

Running Man:

Tuan Tuan:

The voice chat suddenly went silent. Song Hao, who was busy looting the crates on the road, occasionally sighed.

He was going to shut himself in!

Ultimate Autism!

As a professional player, this was the first time the runner had died so miserably. He suddenly wanted to just retire.

As a technical streamer and a role model in the world of girls, Dog Chen suddenly felt that he was too ashamed to start a live broadcast. He was also considering whether he should quit the live broadcast industry and find another way to make a living.

As the weakest streamer on Whale, Tuan Tuan didn't suffer much of a blow. At this moment, she was still considering whether she should kick these two out and form a team with this sneaky old man.

"Hey!"

The three of them sighed. In the end, they were defeated by reality and did not realize their important ideas.

"Leave early. Oh, right, don't upload this video. Otherwise, you'll be making things difficult for me.”the man said seriously.

"666…"

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very lively. They thought that there would be a beautiful confrontation, but who knew that these two people would actually be killed just like that.

"No, I can't let him go just like that. I want to see his perspective and sing my death song to him!”Tuan Tuan was very persistent.

She had a very strong nickname, Esports Medusa!

Anyone who killed her would not live for more than three minutes if she saw them!

......

"Ding! [Mission completed: Slaughter two streamers!]”

" Remarks: The host has used his intelligence to kill two streamers, which has helped the host's intelligence to grow and increase his IQ!”

"Ding! The system is currently evaluating the area of Chen damned dog's psychological shadow…"

"Ding! The system is currently evaluating the psychological shadow of the running man…"

"Ding! Reward: Skill Growth Point 1 (Note: The host can add it to the Firearm Proficiency obtained. When it reaches a certain level, it can increase the Firearm Proficiency!),Reward: 3000 yuan!"

"Ding! The host has successfully harmed four streamers. Mission triggered: Live streamer career!"

Song Hao listened to the ringing in his head. He had always been curious about how the psychological shadow area system determined it. Could it be that there was some specific formula?

After finally looting the bags on the ground, Song Hao was already rich.

Unfortunately, Song Hao had looted the same clothes from these three people before, so they weren't considered valuable items, so he didn't get any rewards.

However, the boxes of these two people also disappeared.

"This person must be a pervert. He wants to loot the crates and fill up the crates.”Tuan Tuan trembled in anger as he watched. What kind of weirdos were these?

Song Hao had just gotten on the motorcycle when Tuan Tuan started singing…

“.... Burn my calories, bye-bye pervert, bye-bye big bad guy, ride to death big bad guy…"

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