"Manager Shen, I'll help you scoop the dishes."
A male employee was very attentive. He took a plate and began to help Shen Fei pick up food.
The company's meals were all custom-made from five-star hotels and were very sumptuous.
Shen Fei took the plate happily.
"Thank you."
He placed the plate on the table.
He cleared his throat.
"Everyone, quiet down."
Everyone was eating and chatting in the dining room. It was very noisy.
Shen Fei's shout silenced the entire dining room.
Everyone consciously put down their chopsticks and looked at Shen Fei.
Everyone knew that the leader was about to speak, but no one made a sound.
Shen Fei smiled.
His words silenced the entire restaurant.
There were dozens of people, but there was not a single movement. One could hear a pin drop!
Look at this influence.
He was about to give a speech.
Suddenly.
A wave of hot air surged from his stomach, coming down menacingly.
Shen Fei couldn't help it.
Under
the watchful eyes of the crowd, the entire place was silent.
He let out a fart.
The voice was crisp and bright, with a long ending.
Everyone heard the commotion.
Moreover, this sound lasted for a few seconds before it stopped.
Everyone was dumbfounded. Everyone looked at Shen Fei in surprise.
Even the people sitting in the corner could tell that Shen Fei was the one who farted.
“......”
Everyone was stunned.
No one spoke.
The situation was extremely awkward.
Someone said,"F * ck, you asked us to be quiet just to hear how loud your fart is?”
This sentence instantly made the atmosphere turn strange.
Everyone was trying hard not to laugh.
All of them had twisted expressions as they tried not to laugh.
F * ck, you're too much.
Let us all be quiet.
Quiet down, just to let us listen to this?
Shen Fei's face turned green and his expression was extremely ugly.
The situation was awkward.
He stood there motionless, wishing he could find a hole in the floor and crawl into it.
At such a critical moment, he actually farted…
This was too f * cking embarrassing. His image was completely ruined.
Most importantly…
If everyone continued to chat and laugh, the scene would be lively, and this matter would be covered up.
It was equivalent to everyone giving him a way out. They pretended not to hear him and covered his face.
However, he didn't.
Everyone was silent and looked at him strangely.
This was even more awkward.
The situation was in a stalemate.
It was fine at first, but after a while, a stench began to fill the room.
Everyone felt a chill.
F * ck, this smell is too smelly.
Su Zhe couldn't take it anymore. He stood up and walked out.
"Manager Shen, I know you're very unhappy with me.”
"But if you have any grudges, just come at me. Why do you have to punish so many people?”
At this moment, everyone couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Pfft…"
"Haha."
They couldn't hold it in any longer, and many of them started laughing unkindly.
That's right. Do you have to use biological weapons for such a small grudge?
So many people were implicated.
Shen Fei gritted his teeth and glared at Su Zhe."You are the owner of the game."
"Just you wait."
With that, he turned around and slammed the door.
In fact, he had deliberately said those harsh words because he wanted to escape from this place as soon as possible.
Hurry up and run.
If he didn't leave now, he would die in this room.
Su Zhe looked at everyone.
"Let's go to the restaurant next door. We can't wait in this room.”
When everyone heard this, they all accepted this suggestion.
All of them pinched their noses and ran out of the restaurant. The smell was really pungent.
As soon as everyone went out, an even more hilarious scene happened.
He saw Shen Fei walking in the hall.
Suddenly, one of the LED lights above his head exploded.
"Bang!" .
The light shattered into glass shards and smashed into his head.
Shen Fei reacted very quickly.
She subconsciously jumped forward.
Coincidentally, there was a small puddle of water on the floor in front of him. He did not know who had spilled it there.
Shen Fei landed on the ground.
"Pa ji."
He had his four legs in the air, looking like a tortoise.
“......”
He wanted to curse, but he couldn't.
No, he had to get up quickly.
Fortunately, the employees were all in the dining room, so no one saw this scene.
Otherwise, he would really lose face to his grandmother's house. He was too f * cking unlucky.
However, when he got up and went into the middle of the room, he was stunned.
He saw that everyone was staring at him at the entrance of the restaurant.
Shen Fei was speechless.
F * ck, when did these people come out?
In other words, so many people had seen the scene just now?
F * ck, this was too awkward.
The most embarrassing scene was witnessed by all of you.
Shen Fei flew into a rage and stomped on the broken lamp on the ground.
"Who the hell installed this light tube?”
Furious, he directly stomped down.
However, he had forgotten that he had thrown his leather shoes away when he fell just now.
In other words, he was stomping on the broken glass shards barefooted.
To be precise, she was wearing a pair of white socks.
"Howl ~~~·``··``" The ghost wailed and
howled.
A scream echoed throughout the hall.
[Shen Fei: [Mask of Pain] The
pain had changed him beyond recognition.
The facial features on his face were distorted to the point of being hideous.
She looked down and saw that the white socks had turned into red socks.
This scared him out of his wits. He was originally a person who was afraid of blood, and his face turned pale when he saw this scene.
He almost fainted on the spot.
She staggered back a few steps before she managed to steady herself with the help of a table.
He looked extremely miserable.
"Manager Shen, are you alright?"
His colleagues hurried over to support Shen Fei.
Two male colleagues helped Shen Fei to the seat beside him.
Shen Fei lifted his feet and saw that half of his socks were red.
"Quick, help me call 120.”
He didn't care about the awkwardness anymore. He just wanted to leave this place.
Even if he had to go to the hospital to lie down, he was not willing to stay in this damn place.
F * ck, this was too strange.
So many embarrassing things happened on his first day in office.
........
"Ding…Unlucky Card used.”
The system's voice sounded in Su Zhe's mind.
Su Zhe smiled calmly.
As expected of the system.
It was really awesome.
This small punishment made him feel very comfortable and happy.
Then, he turned around and walked to the restaurant next door.
Every department in the company had their own canteen.
Next door was the restaurant of the foreign exchange department.
As soon as they entered, Nami sat at the side and smiled at Su Zhe.""Hey, Ah Zhe, why are you in our department's cafeteria?”
"You're here to freeload. Are you welcome?”
There were only five or six people in the foreign exchange department.
The people in the department were very familiar with Su Zhe.
"Welcome."
"Come, Ah Zhe, sit here." A girl waved at Su Zhe.
This girl's name was Kaka, and she was very familiar with Su Zhe.
"Thank you." Su Zhe scooped another plate and sat between the girl and Nami.
As for why he didn't eat the food from his department?
Hehe, he understood everything.
It was poisonous.
Not long after they sat down, Xiaomei and Tingting came over.
Everyone else had gone back to their desks to eat. Only the two girls came over.
"Why are you two here?”Nami asked.
"I'm here to freeload." Xiaomei said.
"Why are you all here for a meal?”Nami was curious.
Xiaomei and Tingting saw that there were not many dishes left. There was definitely no seafood left.
However, there were still plenty of fried rice and shortbread.
Each of them had a serving.
"You guys don't know what happened just now. Haha, I'm dying of laughter.”
Xiaomei explained with her hands and feet dancing.
The people in the foreign exchange department were all amused.
"Haha, I'm so funny."
Nami tugged at the corner of Su Zhe's shirt and laughed uncontrollably.
"Don't you know whether you're wearing shoes or not?”
"Isn't the new manager of your department too unlucky?”
Tingting spoke up.
"Don't you think this is a little strange?”
Su Zhe looked at Tingting. Had she discovered something?
"Strange in what way?"
Tingting said,"Ever since Manager Shen farted, he started to be unlucky. First, the light bulb exploded. Then, there was water on the ground, so he fell on his back. Then, he stomped on the light bulb without shoes.”
"Isn't this too bad? It's a little abnormal."
"How is this abnormal?" Nami asked. This was how unlucky people were. Even drinking cold water would cause their teeth to be stuck.”
Tingting shook her head.
"No, his bad luck started when he farted.”
"I suspect that the fart he let out is the legendary: A leak of luck?"
"Pfft..."
Everyone laughed out loud.
"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter, haha.”
Tingting, you're so funny."
"Outstanding, Tingting is too outstanding.”
"The luck leaked, so bad luck came.”
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