PDD once again spent a million yuan to mess with the review streamer.
After that, PDD was too lazy to say anything else and returned to today's topic.
He was still happy to 'explore' the world!
In order to explain to everyone the things to take note of in the previous stages, he specially opened a new save file to show everyone how to clear the stage.
He passed the first stage smoothly. When he reached the second stage, he passed by the battle flag again.
"Today, we'll open a new file to teach.”
"This battle flag is an easter egg of the game. It can give people buffs.”
"Let me demonstrate it to you."
Before the audience could react, he suddenly drew his sword and cut down the flag with lightning speed. He lowered his voice and shouted.
"Cowardly and cowardly little sister, die!"
After doing this, his expression eased slightly and he said to everyone happily.
"This Easter egg is like this. You can't miss this place when playing games.”
The audience didn't really understand, but the players who had experienced changing characters knew what was going on.
"What's going on? Is this some kind of ritual?"
"It looks quite strange. Why did you bring Little Sister Dai's name?”
"Let me explain to the newbies that the flag is written in seal script. It's called the shame of life without the glory of death. This meant that she was afraid of death and was struggling to survive. Although she was alive, she was still dead. The source of all this was her little sister.”
"Newbie, you must remember this! This custom would grant the character a Fighting Spirit buff, so he definitely couldn't miss it.”
They all laughed.
The new players seemed to know something.
The silly girl was playing games on the live stream, but she saw that the public screen was flooded with messages.
"PDD nailed you to the pillar of shame again. Go and take a look.”
Little Sister Dai must have known what was going on and was burning with anger.
"PDD ruined my reputation again!"
She gripped the mouse tightly and went to PDD's live broadcast room to check on the patient.
After PDD had finished fooling around with the audience, he continued to walk forward. When he passed by the rooster, his expression was a little bad.
He had been killed by this chicken many times before!
Fortunately, he could now defeat this chicken cleanly.
"Everyone, pay attention. This chicken is not an ordinary chicken. It's a combat chicken that can instantly kill people!”
"Be careful when you come here. He couldn't escape. He had to be more ferocious than this chicken!”
He had already figured out the pattern and rushed towards the chicken without hesitation. Under the hands of this valiant and spirited battle chicken, he finally killed it successfully.
He could finally take revenge for the humiliation he suffered from the claw!
PDD lit a cigarette, took a puff, and slowly exhaled, looking like an expert.
His expression was calm. After smoking an entire cigarette, he picked up the mouse again and continued fighting monsters.
"Do you see that? This is the strength of a former professional player! You can learn from them when you have nothing to do."
The audience could not help but mock him.
"Stop pretending."
"The pig doesn't know anything. He only knows how to pretend.”
"I will never tell anyone that you can't even beat a chicken.”
How could PDD tolerate the audience exposing his past?
He swung his Tang Sword like a tiger, cutting the monsters as if they were vegetables.
He could not help but laugh out loud and immediately said confidently.
"That's all in the past. I've already become stronger and haven't gone bald.”
"Take a look, what is strength? This is strength!"
"Can these monsters kill me?"
He walked for a while and saw a monkey hanging around under a tree, squeaking from time to time.
PDD drew his sword out of reflex. He followed the principle that hesitation would lead to defeat and took the initiative to attack Monkey.
Monkey was very agile and used the tree to play hide-and-seek with PDD.
Perhaps it despised his speed, Monkey would occasionally poke its head out and make faces at him, extremely mocking him.
PDD's Rage Points continued to rise.
"Heh, I don't believe that I can't catch a monkey.”
"None of you can stop me. Today, I will chop this monkey into pieces!”
The audience was very happy to see PDD play hide-and-seek with Monkey. It was extremely entertaining!
"Run faster, you filthy pig! If he was a hundred million points faster, he would be able to catch Brother Monkey.”
"It's over. This character model is clearly so handsome, but I can always imagine a 300-pound fatty playing hide-and-seek with a monkey.”
" Brother Monkey: Come and catch me. If you catch me, I'll make you hehe.”
"It hurts my eyes, it hurts my eyes too much!"
The audience watched the show, but PDD really felt that this monkey was too cunning.
Sometimes, when he finally managed to slash it, who knew that the monkey would actually slide under the knife without suffering any injuries.
This won't do! Should he wait for them?
PDD thought to himself and reacted quickly.
He took advantage of the monkey's lack of reaction and turned to the other side, successfully blocking it.
Monkey seemed to be very angry at PDD for cheating. It squeaked a few times and gestured in the air, probably condemning him.
PDD laughed evilly.
"Little monkey, don't you know that all is fair in war?”
"This is about Great Theology."
He was extremely proud. His back was straight, his waist was no longer sore, and his back did not hurt. He felt energetic in everything he did.
Finally!
He wasn't the one who was tricked in the game anymore. This was a historic improvement!
PDD was feeling smug.
In the next second, Monkey suddenly took out two knives from an unknown place.
PDD had an ominous feeling in his heart. Without thinking much, he ran away.
Monkey chased after him and slashed his butt.
"Ahhhhhh! Brother Monkey, I was wrong, hey hey! I shouldn't have teased you. I'm sorry. Let me go!”
PDD's wails echoed in the live broadcast room, but Monkey did not give him any face at all. It squeaked and quickly caught up to him with its fast speed.
The ending was tragic. Even if PDD ran far away, he could not escape Monkey Brother's pursuit. In the end, he even fell at the resurrection point.
He wailed.
He didn't expect that even a monkey brother was such an unremarkable expert.
However, it did not matter. In the end, it was because he had provoked Brother Monkey that he had attracted Brother Monkey's pursuit.
If he behaved himself and quietly passed by, there shouldn't be any problems.
As PDD thought about it, he chose to return to the camp to revive and start over.
This time, he was very obedient. He did not provoke Monkey and only carefully walked past him.
However, Brother Monkey had been staring at him since he appeared.
PDD tried to slowly move away from Monkey Brother's line of sight.
Monkey realized that PDD was trying to escape and immediately squeaked angrily.
It seemed to be angry that PDD had run away at the last minute, leaving it with one less opponent.
Brother Monkey immediately pulled out two daggers from his back and rushed towards PDD.
PDD's scalp instantly went numb as he shouted.
"Brother Monkey! I was wrong! Ouch! Don't prick your butt!"
"Awoo!"
No matter how loudly he shouted, he couldn't escape the fate of being hit by Monkey Brother's knife.
PDD looked at the fallen character in front of him. The word 'death' appeared on the screen, as well as the words 'shame in life, honor in death'. He held his breath in his heart and had to let it out.
"You call this a monkey? You can't not fight?"
"It's one thing for a chicken to chase me and scratch me. How can this monkey use a knife to slash people? The monsters in this game were really beasts!”
"Don't call him a monkey. Just call him a dual-blade sword saint…F * ck."
The live broadcast room exploded, and the audience laughed until their stomachs hurt.
"Brother Monkey wanted to spar with you, but who knew you would run so fast?”
"You're the one who's running away.”
"A monkey who knows martial arts and can even dance with a knife. Impressive. His future is limitless!”
"To actually be able to beat up a dirty pig without any strength to fight back, I'm willing to respectfully call Brother Monkey a dual-blade sword saint!”
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