"Hahaha, PDD, you've got a day like this!”
"You're the one who's afraid of death!”
The silly girl watched as PDD was chased around by Monkey and laughed.
She typed on PDD's public screen.
"You can't take it anymore, right, little brother?"
"Is this the standard of a high-level player? I'll give you a rocket…"
PDD was already in a fit of anger. When he saw her words, he couldn't care less about the rocket, but his anger rose.
He slammed the table and gritted his teeth.
"Little sister, don't be so smug! If you can do it, go ahead!"
"Tsk, let me do it!"
The little girl pouted and opened the game, ready to gank Brother Monkey.
She had seen how PDD was beaten up by Monkey, and her intuition told her that there was something wrong with the way he fought.
Why did he have to rush up and fight head-on? Wasn't a sneak attack good?
She had a well-thought-out plan and looked as if everything was in her hands. PDD could not help but mutter.
"Could this old woman have found a way to crack it?"
When the audience saw that they were fighting, they immediately became excited.
"Hurry up and take a look! Little Sister and PDD were about to fight.”
"What's going on?"
"Old woman, you can do it. Hold on for a little longer in front of Brother Monkey before you die. I believe you!”
Little Daai was so angry that she almost turned into a pufferfish when she saw that the audience was looking forward to her well-being.
"Don't underestimate me! With my strength, it's definitely not a problem!”
"Let me show you what a perfect gank is!”
Her entire body tensed up as she was alert to the movements around her. She carefully sneaked to where the monkey was.
Something strange happened. Brother Monkey had disappeared.
Little Sister Dai wandered around the tree a few times but did not find Monkey.
She relaxed and felt a little strange.
"What happened? Where was Monkey? Could it be that PDD has a hidden plot?"
"When did PDD's luck become so good?”
She muttered, refusing to believe it. She looked around but did not see any traces of Monkey.
He had clearly made a big deal out of it, but who knew that Monkey would actually disappear? It was too disappointing!
PDD was also watching her live stream. Seeing her running around like a headless fly, he laughed out loud.
"You still think I'm a noob? If even Brother Monkey can't find it, you're the real noob!”
"This is the perfect gank? I've learned, I've learned!"
PDD's words made the little girl grit her teeth. She wished she could kill Monkey now and prove her strength.
She didn't dare to let her guard down and was always careful of her surroundings.
The surroundings were very quiet, and the atmosphere was stagnant.
The little girl was very nervous because of the environment.
From the corner of his eye, he saw a black shadow flash by, and a piercing cry came from above.
"Squeak squeak squeak!"
"No, it can hide on the tree!”
Daomei's expression changed drastically, and she subconsciously raised her saber to block.
Brother Monkey descended from the sky with two sabers in his hands. He bumped into Little Sister's saber and made a clang.
Seeing that his attack had been blocked, Brother Monkey's eyes seemed to have lit up with a small flame. It squeaked, and its attacks became more and more dense and fierce.
Under Monkey Brother's extremely high attainment in saber techniques, the little girl could not even last a few rounds. She did not even touch Monkey Brother's fur.
dead
The shame of life, the glory of death
The character slowly fell to the ground. Monkey stepped on it, raised his hands, and let out a squeaking sound, as if he was saying," Loser."
The bright red word 'die' was filled with mockery.
It was indescribably desolate.
Little Sister Dai was stunned and her mouth was slightly agape. She did not expect that she would die so quickly.
"Young man, have you ever heard of a saber technique that falls from the sky?"
"Next, Brother Monkey will demonstrate a perfect gank!”
"D * mn, even a monkey can launch a sneak attack?”
"Brother Monkey is too strong. I'm willing to call him a dual-blade sword saint!”
"Old women are so noob. Even sneak attacks are inferior to monkeys.”
The silly little girl saw the rows of taunts floating across the public chat and finally broke through her defense.
She slammed the table angrily and screamed for her life.
"F * ck the Dual Blade Sword Saint! Cunning ah!"
"Aren't you a monkey? Why did he have to use dual blades! Why did he sneak attack them? This doesn't make sense!"
Dai Xiaomei was so angry that she lost her rationality. She picked up her phone and started to make a call.
She was so angry that her fingers trembled as she pressed the buttons.
After much effort, she finally called Qiu Yaoyang.
Qiu Yaoyang was preparing for the Battle of the Five Uniques. He picked up Dai Xiaomei's call and asked without thinking too much.
"Hello? What is it now?"
"What else do you dare to mention! Old thief! I'm going to kill your company!"
"Is it normal for a monkey to know martial arts? He's better at dual-wielding than us. This doesn't make sense!!!”
Qiu Yaoyang didn't say anything, but he heard her grumbling like a machine gun.
My little sister has accumulated a lot of resentment, so I have to vent it.
Qiu Yaoyang held his phone with one hand and put it aside. He put it on speaker and looked calm as he processed some data. He also tidied up some documents. He was very patient.
She talked non-stop for three whole minutes and concluded.
"Tell me, is this monkey reasonable?”
Dumb Little Sister puffed up her cheeks and was as angry as a pufferfish. She clenched her phone tightly and roared.
Qiu Yaoyang picked up his phone and said calmly after processing the data.
"I, Wei, am famous for being an outstanding person and a spirit of plants. I gather the spiritual qi of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and moon.”
"You!"
"You have to change your bad habit of complaining about the difficulty of the game when you can't win. It's not that the game is difficult, it's you who's bad.”
Qiu Yaoyang casually ridiculed her for being a little girl, but everyone felt like they had been shot in the knee.
Daai Xiaomei was about to go crazy with anger. She clenched her phone tightly, and the words seemed to be squeezed out from between her teeth.
"You…"
"Du du du"
Little Daomei instantly transformed into a female tyrannosaurus and was about to breathe fire.
"F * ck, you hung up on me again!"
"Ahhh, I'm so angry!”
"Where's my 40-meter-long broadsword? Let me execute this game designer!!!!”
The live broadcast room exploded.
"The official designer personally stamped it. Little sister."
"The old woman is so miserable. My heart aches for you.”
"If you can't beat him, then you can't beat him. Don't say that the game is difficult. Wise words."
"Every time the old woman calls the Almighty, she's so angry. She can't win, she really can't win.”
Initially, PDD had been angered by the dual-blade grand swordmaster. However, when he saw the silly little girl being mocked by the game designer, the anger in his heart inexplicably disappeared.
He pretended to comb his hair and tidy his clothes, then lifted his chin smugly.
"Our city is filled with outstanding people and gremlins. It gathers the spiritual qi of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and moon.”
"Not to mention the people inside, even a chicken isn't an ordinary chicken. It's a fighter jet!”
"It's not rare for a dual-blade sword saint to appear.”
"Not strange, not strange"
Humans, you just can't compare.
Once there was a control group that was worse off than him, he did not feel miserable at all. Instead, he felt very happy.
PDD felt very happy now.
The audience had long seen through this and laughed.
"You're happy to see someone worse off than you.”
"Compared to the old woman, the image of the slutty pig suddenly became higher. He never complained that the game was too difficult. This is the demeanor of a former professional player!”
"So, when are you going to admit that you're a noob?”
"Slutty pig, not only is the chicken stronger than you now, but the monkey brother is also stronger than you. Can you do it?”
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