Don't You Pee Your Pants When You Squeeze Together? (Thanks for the data)
Su Chen and the others heard this.
He quickly turned around and started to work on the things in his hands.
Although their beds had been made and their luggage had been put away, it did not affect them from cleaning up the air.
Bi Shisan looked at him slowly and was about to speak.
Xiao Haiyang covered his mouth and dragged him to his bedside.""Don't talk. This way, we can be quieter.”
"Was I not clear enough?!”Yu Hao stood in the middle of the room." The toilet is too dirty. I don't dare to go alone."
Swoosh!
Swoosh!
Everyone still ignored him.
"You guys!" Yu Hao pointed at Xiao Haiyang and the others.”
"Brother Hao, please spare us. It won't be good if a few men go to the toilet together!”
Xiao Haiyang's words received the approval of the others.
Su Chen came to Yu Hao's side and patted him on the shoulder. He pointed to the surroundings and said,""Look, this place is overgrown with weeds. I've seen it too. There are no cameras around. If it really doesn't work, we can settle it on the spot.”
"Huh?" Why would you check if there were any cameras when you came to a place?”
"Ah, no! I want to go to the toilet! I want you to pay!" "If you don't go, I'll just sit here and not leave!" Yu Hao cried.”
"No, I can't! Let's go! It's time!"
Su Chen and the others looked at each other and said helplessly,""Let's go, let's go. After we go to the toilet, let's hurry up and gather. It's not a good thing to be remembered by the instructor for being late on the first day.”
Xiao Haiyang nodded in agreement. Suddenly, he noticed Bi Thirteen walking towards the door. Bi Shisan, where are you going?"
"To the toilet."
......
Inside the toilet.
The environment was complicated, and the smell was unbearable. That sour feeling was engraved in their minds as long as they entered once, and they would not be able to forget it for a long time.
Su Chen and the others stood by the urinal.
He started to release the water.
Su Chen:
Xiao Haiyang: (???*)
Lu Qiaochuan: (???*)
Yu Hao: (???*)
Bi Thirteen:
After Su Chen finished draining the water, he looked at the others squeezing to the side and asked curiously,"Aren't you afraid of peeing your pants when you're huddled together?”
"It's fine, it's fine. I'm very accurate."”
Lu Qiaochuan said,"I can control the direction."”
"I need to soothe my injured confidence.”
"Do you have the formula?" I can buy it at a high price."
......
They gathered for military training.
Su Chen and the others hurried over, but in the end, they were too late.
"It's all Yu Hao's fault. He touched up his makeup after going to the toilet.”Xiao Haiyang grumbled softly.
"I'm different from you guys. I need to take good care of my skin. How can I not take good care of it?”
Yu Hao smiled smugly.
Not only did he touch up his makeup, but he also put on sunblock and even sprayed some mosquito repellent on himself.
Even if it was military training, she had to be beautiful.
Everyone stood properly.
As expected, Su Chen and the others stood in the last row.
Yu Hao was in the lead, followed by Xiao Haiyang, Lu Qiaochuan, and Bi Shisan. Su Chen.
As soon as the instructor arrived, everyone began to stand in a military posture.
After standing there for less than half an hour, Yu Hao grew impatient."Puchi, puchi, puchi, the ocean... I'm hungry!"
"Don't talk." Xiao Haiyang's brows furrowed. In such a quiet environment, speaking was undoubtedly a provocation to the instructor.
"The last row, step forward!"
Yu Hao looked around and realized that he was being talked about.
He immediately walked over with a smile.
"Hah!"
This expression and tone made Su Chen and the others think of an animal.
"Silly deer."
The instructor ignored Yu Hao's mischievousness and shouted without even looking at him,""Squat down! Everyone else, rest on the spot!"
"Why?" Yu Hao was unconvinced.
"Squat down!" The instructor glared at him, then said to the crowd,""Before you ask any questions, shout your report first. Those who don't shout your report will be punished by squatting for ten minutes! Those who were whispering in the line would be punished with ten minutes of squatting!”
"So, you have to squat for twenty minutes!”
Lu Qiaochuan gasped when he heard the punishment.""Isn't this a little too strict?”
"That's normal. You haven't seen anything more abnormal.”Xiao Haiyang looked around." This is the way it is here. Squatting is a more comfortable punishment."”
"Have you heard of the Duck Steps?" Xiao Haiyang turned around and asked.”
Lu Qiaochuan was confused.
"The way to walk in the duck step is to put your hands behind your back, squat down deeply, and walk with your feet outside. The upper body is not allowed to rise and fall during walking. It has the effect of training the thigh muscles.”Bi Thirteen explained weakly.
"However, a normal person would never be able to last three minutes in a duck walk. Moreover, the next day, their thighs would be sore. Hiss!" Su Chen added.
Although he didn't say the last sentence, silence was better than words.
"I... I can't take it anymore." Bi Thirteen raised his trembling hand.""Report! I'm not feeling well and want to rest."
"No!" The instructor immediately called everyone up."I see that you've had enough rest. Stand properly!”
"F * ck! Why did you come to military training if you're sick!" Pan Zhen stood in the first row and turned around to take a look.
"First row, first person, step forward!”
Pan Zhen looked left and right, but he was dragged out by the instructor.
"Squat down! Twenty minutes!"
"I didn't say anything! Why should I be punished?"
"Thirty minutes!"
Pan Zhen squatted down.”
"Forty minutes!"
Yu Hao looked at his comrade beside him and smiled kindly.
However, Pan Zhen glared back at him.
"Ouch!" Yu Hao was so frightened that he sat on the ground.
"You, add another ten minutes!"
"He... Alright then." Yu Hao looked at the instructor's serious expression and knew that resisting would not be a good thing.
The instructor shouted at this kind of person,"Who else is not convinced?”
No one spoke. The instructor nodded."Very good. Now, I'll tell you a reason.”
"I don't care who you are in school, how good your studies are, or what your family does.
Here, everyone had to obey orders!
My name is Zhang Chi. For the next ten days, I will be your instructor! He's also your boss!"
After shouting this, Zhang Chi looked at the two people squatting on the ground.
Yu Hao had an aggrieved expression, while Pan Zhen had an indignant expression.
"Of course, some people are quite troublesome. I can accept it. After all, we are all new recruits. However, it is not so easy to be a troublesome person.”
"Whether it's running, standing, squatting, goose-step, military boxing, and other training programs, as long as you can surpass me, I'll allow you to move freely during the training period without affecting the training of others!”
Su Chen glanced at Bi Thirteen, whose lips had turned white.
He frowned.
"Report! Instructor, is what you said true?”
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