"Listen to this. If you can guess it, I'll die!”
"Alright, I'll collect your corpse."
"Please listen to the question. Why can frogs fly?”
"Because that's a foreign frog. If it dies, it will go to heaven.”
"No! Because the frog... it ate the magic cookie.”
"What kind of f * cking question is this!”
Hahahaha!
……
The 15th anniversary of Deyun, North Exhibition Theater.
Shaobing and Little Four played lantern riddles at the beginning of the show, constantly teasing the audience below.
On the surface, there seemed to be no problem.
However, at this moment, the backstage was completely different.
It was already as noisy as a wet market.
Countless people were walking back and forth, handing towels and water.
"Quick, Yunfei, get your grandpa a towel. You haven't finished vomiting yet.”
Backstage, Guo Degang looked at Brother Qian 'er who was lying on the sofa and quickly called out to his eldest disciple, Wang Yunfei.
After experiencing 10 years of dark August, Guo Degang planned to push him in 2011.
Now, she even asked Yu Qian to measure her child's strength. Who would have thought that such a thing would happen?
Before he came, he had participated in a drinking session and downed 20 bottles of beer.
She directly knocked herself unconscious. No matter how she shouted, she would not agree. Her face was red.
Wang Yunfei did not dare to delay anything. He immediately rushed over with a towel and water. He followed a group of senior brothers to help Grandpa Yu pump his stomach.
There was nothing special about it. He just kept drinking mineral water to help induce vomiting.
Half of her clothes and the floor were soaked in water.
He had no choice.
The stage had already started. Regardless of how his and Yu Qian's performance would be in the future, if it continued to drag on like this...
Shaobing and Little Four had to die on the stage for them first.
They had only prepared for half an hour for the lantern riddles, but it had already been an hour since they handed the water over.
However, to be honest, Wang Yunfei, who was busy cleaning things, was different from Yue Yunpeng, Luan Yunping, and Meng He Tang.
Because he was a transmigrator.
Moreover, he transmigrated to a very early time and became Guo Degang's first disciple.
Unfortunately, his luck wasn't too good and he hadn't become famous. This was also a problem for him now.
"Have you finished wiping?"
"Yes!" Wang Yunfei nodded as he wiped Sir System's face.
"Alright then! Hurry up and take a look at the condition of the sesame seed cake. Ask them to stretch it a little longer. I'm afraid it won't work in less than half an hour.”
He didn't answer his master.
Wang Yunfei took the towel in his hand and handed it to Yue Yunpeng, who was next to him. Then, he ran directly to the entrance of the theater.
When she went up and saw Shaobing and Xiao Si, she wanted to cry and laugh.
The two of them were really at their wits 'end. After an hour of riddles, they were about to run out of riddles for the rest of their lives.
On the stage, the fat Shaobing could only peek at the stage door at first, but now he completely ignored it. He turned his head to look and quickly fanned himself.
This was a sign that he was completely unsure.
However, when he saw his senior brother, he was stunned. He smiled and thought that it would be the end.
However, what he saw was Wang Yunfei shaking his head and comparing three to ten.
In an instant, he almost collapsed.
This one was about to die.
But what else could he do? He turned around and continued to talk to Little Four. He really did not want to waste his breath.
After explaining this thing.
Wang Yunfei hurriedly got off the stage. As he got off the stage, he actually saw his grandpa open his eyes.
She was wearing a white t-shirt and sitting on the wet sofa in a daze.
"Sir?"
Wang Yunfei shouted in disbelief, but Yu Qian acted as if he didn't hear him and kept recovering.
"Don't shout, don't shout! Let your grandpa rest for a while. Little Meng, Little Yue, you two don't have to be busy.
Let Xiaofei and Ping 'er help your grandpa change his clothes and put on his coat. They'll do it more meticulously.”
Backstage, Guo Degang was the backbone of everyone.
As soon as he spoke.
Wang Yunfei and Luan Yunping looked at each other and began to do it. This change of clothes had to be done by two people.
Because their boss was really a little uncooperative.
They changed into a new set of clothes and put on a black coat. This process took them a full ten minutes to finish.
Fortunately, after putting it on, Yu Qian had recovered a little and could speak and walk.
She looked like she had woken up. After Wang Yunfei kept wiping her face, her face was no longer red.
"Brother Qian 'er, how is it? Are you feeling better?"
Guo Degang looked at Yu Qian, still on tenterhooks.
However, Yu Qian slowly stood up from his chair and said slowly," It's fine. When will the show start?”
One sentence!
The people standing backstage were all holding back their laughter.
However, other than Wang Yunfei.
Because he was afraid. Initially, he thought that Sir System would be able to support him a little on stage, but now it was uncertain who would be supporting who.
"Brother Qian 'er, Shaobing and Little Four have been talking on stage for almost 80 minutes. A bunch of disciples are busy backstage.”
"Aiyo, then hurry up!"
Yu Qian was slightly shocked and rushed to the entrance of the arena.
Wang Yunfei immediately supported him, afraid that he would bump into something.
When they arrived at the entrance of the stage, Shaobing and Little Four were as excited as they could be when they saw Sir System.
He even wanted to kneel down.
He quickly used three to four minutes to find a place to bow and leave the stage.
Amid the applause, the emcee hurried onto the stage.
"Thank you for your applause. Next, please enjoy the crosstalk 'Fen River Bay'! Performer Wang Yunfei, Yu Qian!
Let's give them a round of applause!"
"Oh!"
"Good!"
"Chirp! Chirp!"
Hearing the names of the two of them, especially the latter, the audience below was already extremely excited.
Yu Qian was quite famous in Deyun.
Anyone who knew about crosstalk would know about Deyun and Guo Degang.
However, just as Wang Yunfei followed his master onto the stage, a strange voice appeared in his mind.
Vaguely, he could sense that something was about to happen.
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