"Do you think that girl has a beard?”
Wang Yunfei was embarrassed by his master's words. He explained," Let me put it this way.
Her name was Zhuge Zhangfei!”
"Good heavens, then she has to find a woman to live with!”Guo Degang complained.
"Anyway, she's gone!"
"We should have left long ago!"
"Let's go, I'll find another one. XunMi's girl despises me again, saying that I'm not feminine enough.”
"The original one is back?"
Wang Yunfei looked at the audience and shook his head." I'm especially good to her!”
"Hey!" Guo Degang persuaded him with concern and gave him an idea." Why don't you just find a boyfriend?!"”
Hundreds of people listened to Guo Degang's words and smiled. At the same time, they also knew that his style was like this. He could be considered to have learned the style of Mr. Zhang Wenshun.
Back then, Sir could be praised when he sang the truth, so he was considered an offensive sidekick with a talkative mouth.
However, no matter how happy they were, Wang Yunfei didn't even know how many times his master had done this. He could only stare straight at him.
Guo Degang noticed the look in his disciple's eyes and shook his head with a smile. At the same time, he subconsciously refused!
“no！！”
Every word was a burden. From the beginning until now, many people could not help but laugh.
He could understand what was going on.
After a moment of speechlessness, Wang Yunfei returned to the main topic. Then, he clapped his hands." I invited her to dinner, but something happened at the dinner table."”
"What could happen at the dining table?"
"Order!"
After drawing a table, Wang Yunfei pointed to the left and right." She wants to eat big lobsters, I want to eat small lobsters!
She insisted on eating big lobsters, and I insisted on eating small lobsters. In order to show off, I quarreled with her.”
"Ouch!" Guo Degang pursed his lips." You better be careful. You can't take it when she calls you. You even broke the Dangyang Bridge."”
Hahaha!
As soon as he said that, the audience immediately had a picture.
He slapped his thigh and laughed!
However, Wang Yunfei was not a good person. He was completely playing with his master. He immediately turned around and looked at the side screen." Master's wife-"
"Ouch, ouch!"
Upon hearing this, Guo Degang was scared out of his wits. He quickly blocked the way. Of course, he was not afraid of anyone. He was completely cooperating with his disciple to create an effect.
"Why did you tell your master's wife honestly?”
Wang Yunfei looked very proud." Of course, we are all surnamed Wang! 500 years is one family! You're the only one with a different surname in the family."
"Good fellow, you're still holding back your rebellion. Speak properly!”
"At that time, she wanted to eat lobsters. I was so angry that I stood up and slammed the table!
There were many people watching!
So what if I say it's small? So what if it was small? Can't I satisfy you just because I'm small?"
After saying this, Wang Yunfei looked down with a scowl and even a huff.
However, the audience was like boiling water, constantly boiling.
Especially some girls. What era was it now? How could they not know what it was?
Guo Degang was gently patting his disciple at the side, but Wang Yunfei still said," At that time, many people cast strange looks at me!”
"There's no need for that. There's already one now. If I were there, I would have called the police!”
"That girl stood up and left! Forget it, I won't look for it. I'll go pursue my happiness.
Go play games!"
" You're playing already?!"
"I'm happy! Plants vs Zombies! I love playing that! There's a line of words in it!"
"What?"
"I play this game every day when a zombie with big boobs is walking towards you!”
At this time, the audience had not noticed the problem at all. They silently watched the actors perform and guessed if there would be anything after.
After all, they also knew that crosstalk required three turns and four turns.
Wang Yunfei gestured with one finger as he spoke." Everyone, I've been playing for a year!”
"How was it?"
"I didn't even see a zombie with big boobs!"
Puchi!
As soon as he finished speaking.
Only then did the audience realize the mystery behind it. Good heavens, it was still going on and on as they drove.
Guo Degang was speechless when it came to his disciple. He changed his title to " Teacher Wang," he said." It seems that your happiness is in the wheat field."
They said it was a bunch of zombies!"
"Forget it! I'm not playing anymore!" Wang Yunfei sighed." Let's go out and eat!”
"Still eating?"
"Didn't you just eat? Coincidentally, there's a Guangdong Morning Tea in our neighborhood. Do you know what Guangdong Morning Tea is?”
Guo Degang placed his hands on the table and shook his head." I don't understand!”
"It's an especially expensive morning tea!"
"This is the first time I've heard of it!"
"Sit over there! I want to see how others order food because it's my first time here.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Yunfei tilted his body and pointed downwards." At this moment, a little black fatty sat beside me!”
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