An Keke didn't have a good impression of Li Xiushan.
However, if this guy was really a Rank-5 monk, then for the sake of Jiangcheng City, he had no choice but to invite him.
Thus, the four of them set off and circled the streets and alleys to inquire about the whereabouts of the crazy monk.
In the end, everyone found him in a market.
Li Xiushan stood in front of the fried chicken shop and asked for a big drumstick before turning around to leave.
"Wait!"
"You monk, you haven't paid yet!" The boss shouted at him.”
"What?"
"You have to pay to eat?" Li Xiushan looked surprised.”
"There's no reason to not pay for food!”
"You monk, are you trying to dine and dash?" The boss said angrily. Stop, or I'll call the police!"
"Boss, what are you talking about?”
Li Xiushan took a big bite of the drumstick and chuckled."I'm just joking with you. Of course, you have to pay!”
The boss lost his patience.”
However, Li Xiushan flipped his empty sleeves and said,""I…I don't have money.
However, Boss, don't be anxious. Count to five in your heart and the person who will pay for me will naturally appear.”
He held up five fingers, indicating five seconds.
"What?"
The boss only felt that this monk was playing him for a fool!
Just as he was about to flare up, Li Xiushan started counting calmly. When he retracted his last pinky, four figures walked out from the end of the street.
He patted the boss 'shoulder with his fan.""Look, the person who paid for me is here!”
The boss looked confused, not knowing if it was true or not.
"Holy Monk, Holy Monk!"
Then, from afar, Chen Zhiyong shouted and ran all the way,"Holy Monk, I finally found you. I haven't had the time to properly thank you for saving my life last time!”
"Patron, you came at the right time."
Li Xiushan pointed at the fried chicken drumstick in his hand."I just ate and haven't paid yet.”
Chen Zhiyong was stunned at first. After he understood, he immediately patted his chest and said,"No problem, it's my responsibility."
He stepped forward to pay.
At the same time, the fried chicken shop owner was dumbfounded.
"What a strange monk. Can he predict the future?”
He muttered and told her what had happened just now.
" Holy Monk, it's really a Holy Monk!"
Chen Zhiyong was very excited. He was just short of writing the word 'worship' on his face.
An Keke was speechless." You're being sold to help me count my money. Are you stupid?"”
"Section Chief An, that's not right.”
Chen Zhiyong retorted very seriously,"Doesn't this further prove that the holy monk has divine foresight?”
"Tsk ~"
"Have you ever seen a holy monk who would ask someone to buy him fried chicken drumsticks?" An Keke wrinkled her nose.”
Chen Zhiyong was speechless.
Li Xiushan didn't mind being sarcastic. He sat down by the roadside and took a bite of the drumstick."Patrons, is there anything you need from me?”
Senior Brother Daoji, it's like this."
" The Bureau of Spiritual Investigation has a few missions that we can't complete on our own," Yin Li went straight to the point." So, we'd like to ask you to…"
"No!"
Without waiting for him to finish, Li Xiushan interrupted,"Why should I help you for free?”
"Holy Monk, of course I can't let you help me for nothing.”
"Our deputy director has said that you can name any conditions you want," Chen Zhiyong said respectfully.”
"No!"
Li Xiushan still refused cleanly and decisively."Go back to where you came from and don't disturb me eating my drumstick.”
"You crazy monk."
An Keke was so angry that her little face puffed up. She said,"If you don't want to go, then don't go. Why are you so fierce?”
"Don't be impatient, Almsgiver An," Yin Li said.”
"That's right, Division Chief An. We can't be disrespectful to the holy monk."”
"You…you guys…"
An Keke couldn't believe that the people around her were actually siding with outsiders. She was instantly furious, but there was nothing she could do.
What magic did this crazy monk have to make them so respectful?
He couldn't figure it out!
At the same time, Chen Zhiyong was still begging Li Xiushan for help, but he was still rejected.
Fu Yulu, who was beside him, rolled her eyes and had an idea.
She came forward and said," Holy Monk, you've worked so hard to subdue demons and devils. How can you eat junk food like fried chicken drumsticks?"
Do you want to have a big meal with us?”
"Yes ~~~"
Li Xiushan gently tapped her head with his fan and grinned.""You're sensible!"
"Yes!"
"I still owe Senior Brother Daoji a feast," Yin Li said.”
They surrounded Li Xiushan and went to a high-end Chinese restaurant nearby.
As soon as he sat down, Li Xiushan ordered a table full of meat dishes as expected.
Moreover, he didn't care about his image at all. He ate many dishes with his hands, making oil everywhere. It was quite vulgar.
Li Xiushan grabbed the sticky braised sea cucumber with one hand and kept kneading it as if he was playing with plasticine. His other hand was picking his feet under the table. From time to time, he would use the wine gourd hanging on his waist to take a sip of wine and wipe the corner of his mouth with his dirty sleeve.
“……”
The other four were all dumbfounded and speechless.
Especially An Keke. She was really starting to suspect that Yin Li and Chen Zhiyong had ganged up to lie to her...
"Eat, why aren't you eating!”
As Li Xiushan spoke, he threw the sea cucumber that he had been playing with for a long time into Chen Zhiyong's plate.
"Ahem…"
Chen Zhiyong smiled awkwardly." Holy Monk, I'm not hungry. You just have to eat more."”
"Tsk tsk!"
Li Xiushan handed the wine gourd to Yin Li and said,""Junior brother, do you want to drink with me?”
"Amitabha, I'm guilty!"
Yin Li shook his head repeatedly. Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore. He asked,""Senior Brother Daoji, I really don't understand. As monks, how can we eat meat and drink wine all day?
Wasn't this breaking the precepts?”
Li Xiushan didn't care what others said at all and continued to sweep away the clouds.
He took a big gulp of wine and said,"Others cultivate their mouths and not their hearts, but I cultivate my heart and not my mouth."”
"Pretending to be mysterious."
An Keke hugged the doll and whispered,""The Flowery Monk is the Flowery Monk. Why do you have so many excuses?”
Li Xiushan glanced at her and didn't say anything. He just grabbed the roasted pigeon on the table and ate it heartily.
A few seconds later, only the bones of the roast pigeon were left.
Tori turned her face away and could not bear to look at him." I'm sorry, Senior Brother Daoji, sigh…"
However, Li Xiushan asked,"What sin?"”
"This…"
Yin Li pointed at the bone." Senior Brother, you were killing just now. How can it not be a sin for a living being to die?"”
"Kill? Pigeons are cooked to begin with. How can I kill them?
Also, who told you that the pigeon would definitely die?”
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Xiushan suddenly opened his mouth wide and kept beating his chest.
"Holy Monk, what's wrong with you?" Chen Zhiyong was shocked and asked hurriedly.”
"What else can I do?"
"He must have eaten too much and choked…" An Keke said.
Halfway through her sentence, she froze.
Because a pigeon with shiny feathers flew out of Li Xiushan's mouth!
"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but Buddha stays in his heart. If the world learns from me, it's like entering the devil path!”
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