Hearing this yawn, Lu Mengqi heaved a sigh of relief.
"Hmm?"
The old eunuch glanced at him from the corner of his eyes. It was obvious that he had also noticed the monk.
After Li Xiushan woke up, he seemed to be completely unaware of what was happening next to him. He first drank a mouthful of wine and then started exercising under the shade of the tree.
He looked like an old man who had woken up early for morning exercise!
Lu Mengqi was stunned." Holy Monk, what are you doing?" she whispered. The zombies are right behind you!"
"Zombies?"
Upon hearing this, Li Xiushan jumped onto the bench, his face full of fear.""Zombies, where are the zombies?"
Lu Mengqi pointed at the eunuch and said,""You…can't you see such a big zombie eunuch?”
When Li Xiushan saw the eunuch, he was first stunned, then he smiled and said,""Little girl, you're lying to me. This isn't a zombie. He's clearly a father-in-law and a noble!”
"Ah?"
Lu Mengqi was confused. She couldn't understand what this saint monk was trying to do.
"Eunuch."
Li Xiushan smiled cheekily and walked toward the eunuch.
A few guards pulled out their sabers to stop him.
Perhaps the eunuch had heard the other party's respectful address, but he let the guard pass and allowed Li Xiushan to come in front of him.
He narrowed his eyes and said arrogantly,"You monk, why are you looking for me? Do you want to go against me like that naughty girl?”
"How would I dare to go against the imperial court?"
Li Xiushan grinned and took out a silver ingot from his pocket and stuffed it into the other party's pocket.
"Hmm?"
When the eunuch saw the silver, the corners of his mouth involuntarily curled up. He said,""Hmm, you're a good monk!
But today, I still have something to do to arrest a criminal of the imperial court, so stand aside for now.”
"A criminal of the Imperial Court?"
Li Xiushan pointed his fan at Lu Mengqi, who was staring at him with her mouth agape, and asked,""Eunuch, are you talking about her?"
"That's right!"
The eunuch placed his hands behind his back and said,"This audacious and cunning woman broke into the palace at night and stole the sacred object. She deserves the death penalty!"”
"Still a death sentence?"
Li Xiushan's face was filled with fear and said,""Father-in-law, this is my goddaughter. Can you make an exception?”
"Monk, is this your goddaughter?" The eunuch was slightly surprised.”
"Yeah."
Li Xiushan turned around and ran back to Lu Mengqi's side. He said to her,""Goddaughter, why aren't you calling me godfather?”
"You…"
Of course, Lu Mengqi knew that the other party was taking advantage of her, but she didn't dare to act rashly. She could only grit her teeth and shout,""Godfather!"
"Not even if she's your goddaughter."
The eunuch snorted coldly." I've already said that he's a felon of the imperial court. He must be arrested!"”
"Eunuch, don't worry, listen to this monk!”
Li Xiushan reached into his pocket again, took out a few gold bars, and stuffed them into his pocket."My goddaughter is young and insensible. Father-in-law, please give her a chance.”
The eunuch stared at the gold bar and accepted it without batting an eyelid. His tone became much friendlier, but he still refused, Monk, it's not that I don't want to help you, but your goddaughter has committed a serious crime. It's hard to disobey the emperor's orders, unless..."
"Understood, understood, understood!"
Li Xiushan pointed his fan at the eunuch and laughed. He took out a dozen gold bars and handed over the jade pendant.
"Eunuch, the things that my goddaughter took have also been returned in one piece. This should be fine, right?”
"This…"
The eunuch looked troubled at first. He touched the gold bar and hesitated for a long time. Finally, he sighed."Since the emperor's lost jade pendant has been found and this little girl is still young and ignorant, I will think of a way.”
He waved his hand and brought a guard over. He muttered something to himself.
Then, he saw the zombie guards get a bunch of willow branches from the park, weave them into the shape of a human, and then cut them in half with a knife.
"Cough cough!"
The eunuch cleared his throat and his voice resounded throughout the park."Diao Nu Lu Mengqi has been beheaded in public. The emperor's lost jade pendant has been found!
We should go back and report as soon as possible!"
The thick black fog rose again and enveloped them.
When the black fog dispersed, all the zombies were gone. If it weren't for the traces of fighting at the scene, it would even give people the illusion that nothing had happened.
After a while, Lu Mengqi came back to her senses.
"This…this is fine?" She stuttered.”
After chasing after him for so many days, he was finally able to get rid of him with just a little money?
Especially when he used a willow branch to make a substitute beheading for her. It was simply ridiculous!
Lu Mengqi was a cultivator. She knew that some people were greedy for money when they were alive and would become greedy ghosts after they died. However, she did not expect that the eunuch zombies in the old Qing Imperial Palace were also so greedy!
"Eh, something's wrong."
She patted Li Xiushan and asked,"Holy Monk, I didn't know you were a hidden tycoon!"
Then, can you give me two little goldfish?”
"You want it?"
Li Xiushan glanced at her, then really took out a huge gold bar and slapped it over.
"So heavy?"
Lu Mengqi's eyes flashed with surprise. However, as soon as she put it into her mouth, it turned into sand…
"Bah!"
She quickly vomited.
"Hahaha!"
"I'm a monk," Li Xiushan said with a smile."Where did I get the money?" It's just a smokescreen."
Lu Mengqi ran to the lake in the park and rinsed the sand in her mouth with water.
"But Holy Monk, with your strength, it shouldn't be a problem for you to deal with that eunuch."
But why did you go through so much trouble?”
Li Xiushan drank his wine and said vaguely,"If we don't find someone to lead the way, how can we find the emperor?”
He plucked a leaf from the side and blew on it.
"Mammy!"
He pointed with his fan and the leaf turned into a dancing butterfly.
"Wow ~"
Lu Mengqi reached out her hand and gently touched it.
"Little Flower, Little Flower, why aren't you bringing us to the Emperor?" Li Xiushan said to the butterfly.”
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