Winning Life by Lying Down: Starting from the Siheyuan
23 Hang him up and beat him up

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"I say, how can you let a ten-year-old girl cook for you?”

"If you don't have the money to hire a nanny, I can help you hire one.”

"How can you let such a young girl cook? Don't you have a guilty conscience?”

Chen Xueru was full of sarcasm. Although she was proud, she was kind.

She really couldn't bear to see a ten-year-old girl be the nanny who cooked.

She thought that the bastard in front of her was trying to save money by letting He Yushui cook for him.

"What do you know? My conscience doesn't hurt at all. Have you ever heard of work-for-relief?”

Hou Jie said angrily, making Chen Xueru, who was full of sympathy, see stars.

He was helping He Yushui, not giving her alms.

As the saying goes, a favor is worth a grudge. Long-term charity is not a good thing for both parties.

This method was the most suitable for He Yushui to exchange labor for remuneration.

He Yushui and Hou Jie were both happy.

"Work as a form of relief?"

Chen Xueru was stunned for a moment, but she soon understood.

This big bastard really had some skills.

He actually knew how to use work as a form of relief and could even use it in reality.

Thinking about it carefully, it really made sense. She had misunderstood him just now.

However, he actually scolded her for knowing nothing?

This was intolerable.

"Your sister! I told you to scold me!"

Chen Xueru was so angry that she clenched her fists and punched a certain bastard.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The pink fists rained down with great momentum.

Unfortunately, he was as fierce as a tiger, and his damage output was all five.

Hou Jie humphed contentedly." Use more strength. Are you tickling me?”

"Go to hell. Your skin is really thick.”

Chen Xueru rubbed her small fists angrily and lost interest in punching them.

This was too infuriating. This bastard in front of her actually thought that she was helping him relax his muscles.

"You're so delicate. Let me rub it for you.”

Hou Jie grabbed Chen Xueru's hand and squeezed it.

Rubbing was just a side effect. Pinching was his main purpose.

He could pinch his wife's little hand for a year without getting tired of it.

Soft as if boneless was the most appropriate adjective Hou Jie could think of.

Chen Xueru suddenly felt that it was unreal.

She actually felt so heartwarming.

Yes, it was very warm.

It was the same feeling as last time.

Chen Xueru quickly shook her head to dispel the ridiculous thoughts in her mind.

This bastard's real goal was to take advantage of her.

It had nothing to do with Nuan Xin at all.

"Pinch gently, it hurts." Chen Xueru said.

It was impossible to resist. She could only make herself feel better.

Speaking of which, it felt strangely comfortable to be held by him like this.

Chen Xueru's fair and tender little face unconsciously blushed.

"Let me tell you, women should be gentle. Only gentle women are cute.”

"Look, if you touch me, won't you be the one at a disadvantage in the end?”

"Come, do it. I'll draw you a portrait. I almost finished it last time.”

Hou Jie pulled Chen Xueru to sit down, then sat opposite her and picked up the drawing board.

"Why are you drawing a portrait?" Chen Xueru was a little confused.

This bastard always did strange things that confused her.

"Leave behind your most beautiful appearance, so that you can remember it when you're old.”

Hou Jie said casually, the brush in his hand did not stop at all.

"Do you even know how to draw?"

Chen Xueru was a little tempted, but also a little suspicious.

Leaving behind her most beautiful appearance, it sounded so moving.

However, she doubted this bastard's drawing skills.

He was good at being a hooligan, but he was good at painting…

Chen Xueru could only laugh.

She suddenly reached out and grabbed the drawing board, wanting to see what was going on.

He couldn't be fooled by this bastard and sit there like a fool for half a day.

Ah, the drawing is quite similar. It's very beautiful.

Chen Xueru was very satisfied when she saw the head of the portrait.

However, when she continued reading, her face immediately turned red.

He was actually naked!

Bastard!

Big bastard!

Chen Xueru was furious and embarrassed.

She quickly tore off the drawing paper, crumpled it into a ball, and stuffed it into her pocket.

"What are you doing? This is the work I painstakingly created."

Hou Jie complained. His painting was destroyed just like that.

"You still have the face to say that!"

Chen Xueru flew into a rage out of humiliation and slapped the drawing board at a certain bastard.

Hou Jie quickly stood up and grabbed the drawing board.

Chen Xueru's fists didn't hurt, but the drawing board definitely hurt.

"Alright, alright. We're husband and wife. What's there to be angry about?”

"When we consummate our marriage in the future, you have to let me see everything.”

Hou Jie helped Chen Xueru sit down and gave her a lesson.

"Just you wait," Chen Xueru said angrily,"I won't consummate the marriage with you even if you die of hunger."”

Yo!

This woman had set up a Flag again.

"The meal is almost ready. If you're bored, you can eat some melon seeds.”

Hou Jie returned to his seat and casually picked up the history textbook to flip through.

Chen Xueru was upset. She ate melon seeds and mocked,"Hey, do you understand?"

"Woman, you have no idea what kind of man is sitting in front of you.”

Hou Jie said disdainfully. How could he not understand a mere high school history textbook?

Chen Xueru continued to mock him.”

Hou Jie was amused." Then you're a hooligan's wife and a bastard's wife. Same here."”

Chen Xueru was angered by him."Come to my house for a drink after dinner."

She was prepared to get this bastard drunk, hang him up, and beat him up.

Otherwise, she would be angered to death by him sooner or later.

……

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