Chen Xueru was busy in the kitchen while Hou Jie was drawing in the living room.
Since he had nothing better to do, he might as well draw a picture of her naked.
Hou Jie liked drawing very much. He felt that drawing had more artistic value than photography.
Taking pictures was just a way to record life, but painting was more about life than life.
In short, painting was very meaningful. Not only was it artistic, but it also had practical value.
For example, if he wanted to pursue a girl, he could draw a beautiful portrait of her body.
As long as he used this move, he would either succeed or die.
Of course, it was good to succeed. There was no loss in becoming a person.
There was no need to continue wasting time.
Drawing a portrait didn't take much time and didn't cost much.
"I'm warning you, don't draw blindly, do you hear me?”
Chen Xueru was worried when she saw a certain bastard drawing.
Perhaps he would draw another portrait of her naked.
This bastard was capable of doing anything. He had no morals to speak of.
"No, painting is a very serious art. Why would I blindly draw?”
Hou Jie swore. Of course, he couldn't draw blindly.
No matter what kind of art it was, it couldn't be done casually.
He had yet to see the work that Hou Jie was preparing to create.
It was not a big problem.
There were always more solutions than difficulties.
With his experience and observation, he could roughly imagine what it looked like.
It might not be 100% accurate, but it was at least 90% certain.
"You? Do you know art?" Chen Xueru snorted.
Using art as a hooligan was an insult to art.
"Wife, you'll know whether I know art or not in a while.”
Hou Jie said with a smile. His words did not affect his painting.
His words did not affect Chen Xueru from preparing the dishes.
Thus, the two of them went back and forth, arguing endlessly.
Until Chen Xueru prepared the dishes.
It just so happened that Hou Jie had basically completed his composition.
Fried Chinese toon fish, stir-fried vegetables, mixed eggplant, mixed cowpea…
Chen Xueru had prepared the typical home-cooked dishes of Yan City.
"What did you draw? Let me see.”
"You bastard!"
"You're a big bastard!"
Chen Xueru walked behind Hou Jie, wanting to see his painting.
She was furious when she saw this.
The bastard in front of him had drawn a portrait of a naked man.
Chen Xueru grabbed the drawing paper in exasperation and ran into the kitchen to throw it into the coal stove.
"This is art! Wife, you are destroying art."
Hou Jie was heartbroken. This was the fruit of his hard work for nearly an hour.
Just like that, he was reduced to ashes.
Fortunately, the experience points he gained from drawing didn't disappear.
"I'll let you be artistic, I'll beat you to death, you big bastard.”
Chen Xueru gritted her teeth and rushed over to give a certain bastard a few fancy punches.
Unfortunately, she had not learned her lesson and had forgotten her previous experience.
"Alright, what do women look like when they're baring their fangs and brandishing their claws? Be gentle.”
Hou Jie pulled Chen Xueru into his arms and hugged her tightly.
The feeling of hugging was quite good. Then he would hug her for a while longer and squeeze her in.
"F * ck you, I'll bite you to death if you bully me!”
Chen Xueru was so angry that she bit down on a certain bastard's shoulder.
This bastard was too infuriating!
If she didn't take a bite to vent her negative emotions, she would go crazy from anger.
"Hiss, you must be crazy!"
Hou Jie inhaled sharply in pain.
This woman was really ruthless. She bit him just like that.
"I'm crazy. If you bully me again, I'll bite you to death.”
Chen Xueru pushed the bastard away guiltily and hurriedly ran to get the wine.
The bite just now was indeed a little fierce, and it seemed to have bled.
Serves him right!
Who asked him to bully her?
Chen Xueru prepared herself mentally and took out two bottles of Maotai.
His aunt was not enough to vent her hatred, she had to give him some sleeping pills.
He had to be tied up and whipped hard.
She even dripped a small candle on him and made him write a guarantee.
He promised not to bully her in the future.
He still had to listen to her.
Also, he had to draw a clear line with Liang Ladi.
Also, don't have any thoughts about Elena…
Clang!
Chen Xueru placed the two bottles of Maotai on the table and said with a straight face,"Let's drink!"
"Are you crazy? One bottle for each of you. Do you want to get drunk again?”Hou Jie facepalmed.
"None of your business." Chen Xueru retorted with a straight face.
"Fine, I don't care about you." Hou Jie was speechless.
One bottle was fine. If she drank slowly, Chen Xueru would not get drunk.
This woman was already in a state of insanity. It was better not to provoke her.
Clang!
Chen Xueru picked up a bottle of Maotai and placed it heavily in front of a certain bastard.
"One bottle per person. Whoever doesn't finish it is the grandson. This bottle is yours.”
Chen Xueru picked up another bottle of Maotai and poured the wine.
Was it necessary?
It was as if there was a deep hatred between them.
Women were petty.
Hou Jie shook his head and picked up the bottle in front of him, ready to open it.
However, he realized that the bottle of wine had already been opened.
"When did you open this wine?" Hou Jie complained.
"It's open today. What's wrong? It's all because of you."
"I was so angry that I wanted to drink. I thought it wasn't worth it, so I didn't drink.”
Chen Xueru said the reason she had made up beforehand.
"Is that so?" Hou Jie smiled and poured himself a glass of wine.
His intuition told him that there was something wrong with this bottle of wine.
As for whether there was a problem or not, he would know after trying it out.
Hou Jie put down the wine bottle and picked up his chopsticks to take a bite.
In the end, he accidentally dropped his chopsticks on the ground.
"Go get a pair of chopsticks." Hou Jie ordered.
"Damn you." Chen Xueru stood up angrily.
When she walked into the kitchen, Hou Jie quickly swapped the two bottles of wine.
If there was no problem with the wine, then so be it. But if there was a problem…
Haha!
This was called giving him a taste of his own medicine!
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