This Penniless Priest really didn’t want to show off in front of others!
24 Oh my god, Big Yellow has become a spirit! The tickets...

Jiuhua Xia

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"Sister Shasha, your stream is so popular.”

"What? Did it increase again?"

"It's increased. It's already over 500,000!"

"So high?"

Yang Shasha's eyes were wide open, looking very cute.

"It seems to be the reason why Taoist priest is on the trending searches.”

"It's on the trending searches again?" Yang Shasha was stunned and quickly opened Weibo.

As expected, it really went up again.

#Master God-Diviner, Taoist Master Xuan Yang #

#Genius physiognomist #

#The legendary amulet #

The top three trending searches were once again taken by Taoist Master Xuan Yang.

Looking at the people who bought the trending searches below, Yang Shasha's heart ached for them.

He really didn't know how to choose the right time to run into Taoist Master Xuan Yang.

In just ten minutes, the number of viewers in her live streaming room had increased from 400,000 to 500,000.

This online popularity might not be very high, but it was stable.

Moreover, with 500,000 viewers online, be it bullet comments, comments, or gifts, it easily beat those with millions of viewers online.

The stickiness between the two was not on the same level at all.

"I heard that this Taoist priest is especially accurate at fortune-telling.”

"How much are you selling the amulets for?”

"Sha Sha, ask the Taoist priest how much the amulet is. I want to buy one.”

"Is the amulet really that awesome? No matter how I look at it, I feel that the boss is lucky.”

"What luck? It's the effect of the amulet! The Taoist priest said that he was going to die, but in the blink of an eye, he was hit by a car. Moreover, he didn't die from such a serious car accident. You're telling me that this is luck?”

"If this isn't luck, then what is?"

"F * ck…"

The netizens were arguing over this point, but many of them had the mentality that they would rather believe him and wanted to buy an amulet from Yang Chen.

Regardless of whether it was useful or not, he mainly wanted to buy psychological comfort.

"Taoist priest, the mirror is back."

The boss came back with two mirrors and placed them in front of Yang Chen.""One square and one round."

He didn't know what Yang Chen wanted, but since it wasn't expensive, he bought one each.

Yang Chen picked up the mirror and asked,""Is there a flower market nearby?"

The boss felt that he couldn't keep up with Yang Chen's thoughts."There is one."

He told Yang Chen the address, and Yang Chen took out his phone to search. It was indeed not far, only about two kilometers away.

However, he did not have the time to go. He still had to install the mirror first.

In this area, this noodle shop was the one that was most affected by the Scissors Fiend, so he had to contain it first.

After thinking for a few seconds, Yang Chen thought of a solution.

"Do you have pen and paper?"

"Yes, I'll go get it now."

The boss brought over a pen and paper. Yang Chen thanked him and started writing on the paper.

"What is the Taoist priest doing?"

"It seems like…drawing a map?"

"Uh…I don't understand, I don't understand. The Taoist priest's operation is becoming more and more mysterious.”

Yang Chen was indeed drawing a map. After he was done, he called out,""Big Yellow, come here."

"Woof woof ~" Rhubarb got up from the ground and looked at him curiously.

"Go buy me something."

"Woof woof?" Rhubarb asked what to buy?

Yang Chen grabbed the paper and shook it. He placed it in front of Rhubarb and pointed at the map he had drawn, explaining the route to it." We're here. Walk from here, turn right, walk again, turn again. There's a traffic light. Remember to wait for the green light before you go…"

The boss, his wife, and Yang Shasha were dumbfounded.

"What the f * ck…Taoist priest, are you serious?”

"No, no. Big Yellow isn't smart enough to recognize a map.”

"One dares to draw and the other dares to look.”

"Has this Taoist priest always been like this? Have you considered going to the hospital?"

"Is the IQ of humans and dogs on the same line, or is the IQ of dogs and humans on the same line?”

"What's the difference?"

Yang Chen spoke in detail for a few minutes before finally asking,""Do you understand?"

"Woof woof!" Rhubarb nodded, indicating that it was a piece of cake.

"As long as you understand." Yang Chen grabbed a pen and wrote down the peach tree saplings he wanted to buy. He took out a hundred yuan in cash and put them into a plastic bag before tying it around Rhubarb's neck."Go ahead."

"Woof woof!"

Rhubarb turned around and jogged out.

The boss and his wife were petrified on the spot. Did this dog really go to buy flowers?

However, on second thought, it was the Taoist priest's dog. It seemed reasonable for it to be a little smarter.

Wu Jiajia quickly sent out a drone to follow them. Everyone could clearly see Rhubarb running on the street.

At first, everyone was just watching the show, but after half a minute, they could not laugh anymore.

Rhubarb turned right. When it was about to cross the road, it saw the red light and stopped again.

"Is Big Yellow waiting for a red light?"

"That's impossible. Didn't they say that dogs can only see black and white?”

"Let me explain. In the eyes of dogs, red is dark and green is white. Dogs can't distinguish all kinds of colors like humans, but dogs can indeed distinguish the difference between colors.”

"So that's how it is.”

"Isn't the main point that Big Yellow is waiting for the red light?”

"Maybe he's just tired."

As soon as he finished speaking, the red light turned green. Rhubarb got up and crossed the zebra crossing.

"It's true. Big Yellow is really waiting for the traffic light.”

"Big Yellow is so smart. I would believe you if you said that there was a human soul hidden under the dog skin.”

"I remember now. During the college entrance examination, Rhubarb was sitting next to me!”

"Now that you mention it, I have an impression of it. Back then, I didn't get the admission letter to Peking University because I was squeezed out by Big Yellow.”

The netizens were shocked. Rhubarb was so smart that it didn't look like a dog at all.

It was not a big deal that he could understand the traffic lights. The scariest thing was that he could understand Yang Chen's words and the map he drew.

This was the most abnormal part!

Rhubarb ran very fast. It only took five minutes to run two kilometers.

It walked into the flower market and came to the shop closest to the entrance.

"Woof woof!" Rhubarb shouted, attracting the boss's attention.

"Where did this dog come from?"

"Woof woof." Rhubarb shook its head and the plastic bag on its neck fell to the ground. Rhubarb put it on the table with its mouth.

Seeing this, the boss was dumbfounded."Buying things?"

Big Yellow understood and nodded."Woof woof!"

"F * ck, you can understand me?”

"Woof woof!" Big Yellow continued to nod.

"F * ck your mother…She's become a spirit!"

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