There was a time when the lively banquet ended.
It was almost four o'clock when the courtyard was cleaned up. Everyone knew who had the tables and bowls.
Su Su wanted to help wash the dishes and clean up, but the other party did not give her a chance at all. She took all the pots and pans home.
In Third Uncle's words, there was some shredded meat in the vegetable juice. He wanted to bring it back and eat it with rice tomorrow. Obviously, there was more than one family who had this idea. He Yuzhu could only praise him in person for being thrifty.
" Silly Zhu." Xu Damao walked shakily towards He Yuzhu. Beside him was Lou Xiao'e, who was anxious. It seemed that she had drunk a lot and could not even stand steadily.
" Silly Zhu, I'm going to…report…your…speculation. Just you…wait." Xu Damao was indeed drunk and couldn't even speak properly.
Lou Xiao'e quickly apologized when she heard Xu Damao's words.
"Lou Xiao'e, Xu Damao drank too much. Hurry up and send him back to sleep."”
" I'm not sleeping. I want to pee," Xu Damao rejected.
Looking at Lou Xiao'e's embarrassed look, she knew why. There was no toilet in the courtyard, but there was a public toilet outside the courtyard. There was a difference between men and women, so she definitely couldn't go. It was a matter of whether Xu Damao could find it or not.
First Uncle winked at He Yuzhu.'Alright, I'll take this opportunity to mess with Xu Damao so that I won't find trouble in the future.'
" Leave it to me." He Yuzhu carried Xu Damao and walked out.
Lou Xiao'e was a little hesitant. Everyone knew that the two of them were sworn enemies. Who knew if they would use underhanded methods? In her heart, First Uncle was upright, so she came to ask First Uncle for help. She did not expect First Uncle to push it to He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu knew what she was thinking and immediately promised,"Don't worry, just based on the fact that he called me Silly Pillar just now, I will drown him in the manure pit.”
Lou Xiao'e knew that this was a joke, but she still couldn't help but follow.
Qin Jingru coincidentally walked out of the women's restroom. He Yuzhu, who was about to punch Xu Damao, changed his mind.
Xu Damao had two hobbies. One was drinking, and he would not stop until he was drunk. The other was a beautiful woman. Just like Crayon Shin-chan, he always wanted to say a few words to a beautiful woman when he saw that she couldn't walk.
Of course, this was Xu Damao's ability. With just a few words, he could make a girl's heart bloom with joy. This was something that even straight men like He Yuzhu envied.
" Beauty." As soon as He Yuzhu finished speaking, the drunk Xu Damao immediately raised his head and looked ahead.
As the two of them got closer and closer, Xu Damao finally saw the person's appearance. He Yuzhu's arm that was held by He Yuzhu struggled. He Yuzhu pretended to pull him twice, then pushed him forward without leaving a trace. Xu Damao, who was already unsteady, immediately pounced forward.
Qin Jingru, who was thinking about something, felt a black shadow pounce on her and subconsciously dodged to the side.
With a thud, Xu Damao fell to the ground unsteadily. It looked like he had fallen quite heavily.
He Yuzhu rushed over to help Xu Damao up before Lou Xiao'e, pretending to be concerned,""Xu Damao, how is it? Get up quickly.”
Fortunately, Lou Xiao'e wasn't a person who would pengci. Otherwise, in the modern world, He Yuzhu's crime would definitely not be small.
Lou Xiao'e and He Yuzhu pulled Xu Damao up together. When they looked carefully, there was no big wound, just a scratch on his hand. However, what was more humiliating than the wound was that Xu Damao had fallen and lost control of his bladder.
He Yuzhu didn't expect Xu Damao to pee on his pants before he could go to the toilet. He only wanted Xu Damao to fall and lose face. He didn't expect him to lose so much face. Would he still have the face to go to work tomorrow?
Lou Xiao'e didn't expect such a situation to happen. She immediately panicked and could only pretend that she didn't see it.
Qin Jingru also saw it and ran away in disgust.
" Beauty, don't run. I'll treat you to a drink." Xu Damao started to struggle again, wanting to chase after Qin Jingru.
Lou Xiao'e, who already felt embarrassed, suddenly burned with anger. She slapped Xu Damao's face twice and left Xu Damao alone.
An angry tigress couldn't be provoked. He Yuzhu didn't have the courage to call Lou Xiao'e back, so he could only help him back. However, the news of Xu Damao peeing his pants tomorrow would definitely spread throughout the entire factory.
The next day, Su Su and He Yuzhu woke up early. The two of them returned to the small courtyard and moved the things that they thought were important back to the courtyard. However, the house was still there. There were many people in the courtyard and it was inconvenient. He Yuzhu believed that it would not be useful. He Yuzhu looked at Su Su's reluctant expression and comforted her,"Don't worry, it will be better in the future.”
At Xu Damao's house.
Xu Damao was woken up by the cold. When he woke up, he found himself sleeping on the floor. He thought that he had fallen off the bed. He got up and wanted to sleep for a while more.
Hearing the commotion, Lou Xiao'e kicked Xu Damao down again.
"Aiyo, Lou Xiao'e, what are you doing?”，Xu Damao sat on the ground and asked.
"Don't you know what you did yesterday?" Lou Xiao'e said with disdain.”
Xu Damao thought for a while, but his memory was broken and he couldn't remember anything.
"I drank too much yesterday and blacked out. What did I do?”
" You only know how to drink. Why didn't you drink yourself to death? Yesterday, you had too much to drink and went to the toilet, so you pounced on Qin Huairu's cousin. If it weren't for He Yuzhu and I holding you back, you'd be in the police station now," Lou Xiao'e scolded angrily.
Who was Qin Huairu's cousin? Why did he not have any impression of her? Xu Damao secretly noted it down. He would definitely find out more in the future.
Lou Xiao'e hesitated for a long time before saying,""You should quit drinking in the future."
" It's fine. I know what to do," Xu Damao rejected unhappily.
"You peed your pants yesterday. Many people in the quad saw it.”
" What? Nonsense!" Xu Damao thought he had heard wrongly and immediately retorted.
However, when he touched his crotch, he was speechless.
In the next few days, Xu Damao lived a very sullen life. He could only try his best to avoid everyone, but some people would always go over and tease him. Xu Damao, who used to be very happy, became a coward.
Half a month later, Xu Damao finally met Qin Jingru when he went to the countryside to play a movie. The two of them looked at each other and finally hooked up. Of course, that was in the future.
PS: The author is a newbie, not a professional writer. I just want to give it a try. I'm writing my thoughts on the TV series. Those who complain in the comments can try to write their own? Just treat it as an experience to change his mood. He would try it out and treat it as writing it for himself. Maybe you have a talent in this area.
I'm sorry, everyone.
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