"Let's call it…Duan You."
Bai Yi said with a smile.
It was a tribute to his previous life.
Although this name was really ordinary.
"Duan You?"
What kind of name was that?
Lan Xin complained in her heart.
She was starting to think that Bai Yi was crazy.
The pressure was too great.
A thought appeared.
" It's not important whether the name is good or bad," Bai Yi explained casually." What's important is the content!"”
He had just complained about the "You Ask Me, I Answer" that his predecessor had come up with.
Now, he had come up with such a name.
However, Bai Yi was not ashamed at all.
The system binding meant that he was rich.
As long as one had money, the quality of the name was not that important!
Lan Xin rolled her eyes when she heard Bai Yi's words.
"The content is just the questions asked by the patients with cerebral hemorrhage!”
Lan Xin complained.
"From now on, they are not cerebral embolisms, but our wealth!”
Bai Yi said with a smile.
Lan Xin stopped talking.
Bai Xuyi smiled foolishly at the computer screen.
She walked outside and took out her phone.
"Weiwei, Bai Yi seems to have gone crazy!"
"It's true! He was actually smiling foolishly at those cerebral hemorrhage questions!”
……
Bai Yi opened the APP's registration center.
A registered user.
He was named Duan Friend 001.
Then, Bai Yi flipped through the idiotic questions.
"I have Little Ma to chat with."
" Bai Yi is now online!"
Bai Yi felt that there was nothing wrong with him acting as a user of the platform and answering questions for other users in the early stages of his business!
The first question that entered his eyes was a silly question.
" Why can meteorites accurately hit craters?》
Bai Yi clicked on it.
More than ten people commented.
"Idiot! You have a cerebral hemorrhage!"
"You've successfully made me laugh!"
"Hahahaha ~"
……
" The meteorite fell on the blue planet. Because it was too fast, the heat generated was extremely high and the power was huge. It evaporated the water and soil…
Therefore, the meteorite entered the blue planet and created a crater…"
Bai Yi saw a more serious answer.
Needless to say, this honest person must be his employee pretending to be a user.
It was really hard on the employees.
Bai Yi smiled.
He typed out a reply to the question.
"According to the question of the building lord, I have some thoughts.”
"May I ask, OP, how many years is a 10-year cerebral hemorrhage?”
The publication was completed.
Bai Yi continued with his next question.
"Is Infertility Inherited?"
Bai Yi opened it.
The comments were similar to the previous question.
There was also a serious answer.
"The common causes of infertility include factors related to the ovaries and fallopian tubes…
"Therefore, for patients with familial hereditary diseases, they need to undergo a certain prenatal diagnosis, as well as…"
It was really hard on the child.
Bai Yi sighed. The employees were really honest people.
Bai Yidian expressed his opinion and typed," Whether this is hereditary or not depends on Brother Wang next door.”
The third question.
You can choose three of the following ten items.》
Because someone had just replied.
He appeared directly in front of them.
Bai Yi clicked in.
10 options:
1. A beautiful woman who listens to orders.
2. Half a ton of canned food of various flavors.
3. Two trucks of mineral water with a long shelf life.
4. Five lighters with unlimited gasoline.
5. A thatched cottage with a big bed.
6. Vigorous Bodyguards
7、……
……
Bai Yi realized that many users were willing to choose this question.
"I choose 1, 2, 3! He didn't have to worry about food and drink, and he even had a beautiful nanny!”
"What if we encounter a wild beast? I choose 1, 6, 10!"
"Women are only burdens! I choose…"
"It's so hard to choose! I want beautiful women, bodyguards, and food!”
"But they only let you choose three! I think it's still bodyguards, beauties, and water.”
" I think I should choose 8 for Man vs. Wild. A box of all kinds of daily necessities to avoid tooth decay, skin…"
"I choose 1…"
……
Bai Yi looked at the comments.
He felt that the users were really stupid.
Since it was so difficult to choose.
Then!
Let me give everyone a cracked version!
Bai Yi smiled and started typing.
"Everyone, come here and choose. I've prepared a cracked version for everyone!”
"Being stranded on a deserted island, you can choose ten items from the following ten items to bring with you to the deserted island!”
"Ten! Choose ten!"
1. A beautiful woman who listens to orders.
2. Half a ton of canned food of various flavors.
3. Two trucks of mineral water with a long shelf life.
4. Five lighters with unlimited gasoline.
5. A thatched cottage with a big bed.
6. Vigorous Bodyguards
7……
"Everyone can choose ten. Please enter your choice in the comments below!”
"Don't ask me why I can choose ten.”
"Hurry up and choose!"
Bai Yi announced the cracked version.
A few seconds later.
There was a red dot in the APP message.
Bai Yi clicked on it and saw that I Am a Male Rose had given you a Like for your Cracked Version review.
"Cracked version! Hahaha! This is too funny!"
A comment was posted under Bai Yi's comment.
"Ding! Detected that the host has brought joy to people. Joy points 10!”
"Ding! Detected that the host has brought joy to people. Joy points 10!”
"Ding…"
A series of system notifications appeared in the system log.
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