......
Just as the cameraman was about to press the shutter, the left arm that was hooked around Qu Xiaoqi's shoulder suddenly raised, clenched into a fist, and punched Qu Xiaoqi's head!
Qu Xiaoqi was in pain as she clutched her forehead and grimaced in pain. However, before she could recover, Jiang Xiaobai's voice rang out again. His tone was rhythmic and rhythmic…
"No way, no way. Is a single bet counted as a bet? Ignore him, ignore him, are you blind?”
When had Jiang Xiao Bai ever suffered at Qu Xiao Qi's hands?
Not only did he punch her on the head, but he also picked up a stick from the ground and started chattering non-stop. He started to hit the chair with the stick, making a rhythmic 'hitting sound.'
This scene immediately attracted the attention of everyone present. The remaining 99 couples also craned their necks curiously and looked over at the same time.
"You don't know what facial paralysis is. You should know what it means to be prettier than Pan An. I've been walking in front of you since we were young. You don't even have money to pay for your meals ~~~"
Qu Xiaoqi's jaw dropped as she clutched her forehead with one hand and pointed at Jiang Xiao Bai with the other,""I..."
"I didn't even have the time to exert my strength when I saw the difference. There's no need to suppress it. I'll help you ruin this comical scene and withstand the pressure. I might get worse. The tires will grab the ground and roll up the sand particles that can't be seen clearly ~~~ Yap ~~~"
"You…"
"Woo ~~ I'll help you wipe your sweat and give you an introductory tutorial. I'll become your stress tank in this competition ~~~"
"Why can't I learn it right? Why can't I learn it? How could that be? Your scenes have all been cut into highlights. I really don't have time to fight with you ~"
- "If you want to rap, I'll let you have eight and a half lines, biang~~~"
He finished over 200 words in one go!
The speed of his speech was shocking, and the most important thing was that this set of words was completely improvised. The other couples, the staff, and even the audience in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded!!!
"Bull…Awesome!"
Many couples gasped."Damn it…This guy is a rapper, right? This freestyle finished in one breath, and there was not even a sound of breathing in the middle…F * ck! Were they arguing? Or is he showing off his skills?"
"He knelt down…"
"How ruthless…This woman was no match at all. She was simply crushed!”
"He is a ruthless person. He even quarreled in such a unique way…"
If the others were the same, Qu Xiaoqi was even more dumbfounded. Other than 'you...' I...' Other than that, he couldn't say anything else!
On the other hand, Jiang Xiaobai tidied up his clothes in a refreshed manner. Not only did he not feel that it was inappropriate, but he even bowed lightly to the surroundings in a spirited manner. Occasionally, he would wave his hand like a victor who had returned triumphantly.
"Thank you, thank you, everyone. It's just a short impromptu rap.”
This scene caused Qu Xiaoqi's blood pressure to soar.
"Ah, that's enough! Shut up!"
She felt her head heat up. When Jiang Xiao Bai turned around, she pounced on him with a howl. Her intention was obvious. She wanted to bite this bastard to death!
Who knew that Jiang Xiaobai was already prepared for this.
In the past 20 years, Qu Xiaoqi had used this tactic every time she was defeated in an argument. To Jiang Xiao Bai, it had already become a conditioned reflex.
The moment Qu Xiaoqi pounced over, he only moved his heels and adjusted his position slightly, easily dodging the attack.
He didn't forget to turn around and roll his eyes, muttering something along with a melody,""Eh, f * ck…F * ck... You sneak attacked…You can't afford it, you little trash…You don't have the strength, you... You don't even dare to confront me head-on…What are you playing for?"
Qu Xiaoqi was stunned when she heard this!
...
Meanwhile, the people in the live broadcast room were already bursting into laughter.
Kneel, I f * cking kneel, hahahaha!
--- I laughed until my stomach hurt!
'This couple is so funny, haha…' This guy is my idol…I dare say that his freestyle just now will probably be imitated by countless men in less than two days.
Two more days? I'm already learning.
[23333 (smacking the table and laughing maniacally) This was supposed to be a show of love, so why did such a funny scene appear…] Is he trying to laugh me to death and inherit my flowers?
[(Laughing and crying) Can you lend Brother Jiang to me for a few days…] My girlfriend and I are always quarreling.
I'm dying of laughter.
Was this a mouth? This was simply a Gatling gun. The moment he opened his mouth, he kept babbling non-stop, hahaha…If I had this mouth, I could win any argument…
Most importantly, he was freestyle while using the stick to beat the rhythm…It was simply ridiculous!
...
They couldn't argue.
She couldn't bite him.
Qu Xiaoqi stomped her feet in anger. She had even forgotten that she was still on the show. As it turned out, this woman's mind was a mess. She had even forgotten that she was on a live broadcast.
She was so angry that she stomped her foot and turned around to leave!
Seeing this, Jiang Xiao Bai wanted to stop her, but after thinking about it carefully, he gave up.
In fact, Jiang Xiaobai did not think that he could win the grand prize by pretending to be a couple, so it would not be a bad thing if Qu Xiaoqi chose to give up.
Furthermore, based on his understanding of Qu Xiaoqi, he was almost certain that in less than half a minute, Qu Xiaoqi would regret the impulse to turn around and leave.
As expected.
Qu Xiaoqi had only taken two steps when she regretted her decision…
She carefully turned her head to take a look, praying that Jiang Xiao Bai would come and stop her. However, when she saw that Jiang Xiao Bai did not chase after her, but stood still and squinted at her from afar, she was so frightened that she quickly turned her head away, but her walking speed clearly slowed down.
Qu Xiaoqi did want to turn back, but she also felt that it would be a little embarrassing…Although he regretted it, he couldn't lose face so easily. Even if he lost, he couldn't lose completely, right?
She suddenly thought of a brilliant idea. She could find a way out for herself and remind Jiang Xiao Bai to persuade her to go back quickly. After all, they were still pretending to be a couple. She thought that Jiang Xiao Bai should know what to do.
Hence, she took out her phone and sent a voice message.
"Let's break up, scumbag!"
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