Licking was also a skill.
In ancient times, bootlickers were famous for bootlicking their gay friends.
Modern bootlickers, bootlicker goddesses until they had nothing.
The scene of the cross-dressing streamer turning into a humble little bootlicker made Ye Xiao realize that this guy's inner drama was far more colorful than his stiff expression.
"Can you stand up?" Ye Xiao's face darkened.
"Alright, alright, I'll get up, I'll get up.”
The cross-gender streamer quickly stood up, bowed, and begged," Police, I really didn't do anything. I just turned on a voice changer and wore a woman's outfit. I really didn't do anything. You have to believe me."”
I don't believe you.
You, a man, even dare to wear women's clothes. What else do you not dare to do?
"Please don't misunderstand. I'm not here to investigate a case, but to promote anti-fraud.”
Ye Xiao's expression was serious." Excuse me, have you downloaded the national anti-fraud APP?”
Cross-dressing streamer: ???
What was that?
This time, Ye Xiao didn't need to say anything.
All kinds of comments flew up, and all the words that Ye Xiao had just said to the other streamers were replayed.
"I'll download it right away. Brothers in the streaming room, please give me some face…no, give the police some face.”
The cross-dressing streamer shouted incoherently," We are all good people. We won't swindle. We'll help the police publicize it later. Whoever dares not download it, we'll lie to them…No, we'll educate them!”
"Thank you so much!"
Ye Xiao nodded and thanked him." I won't delay your live broadcast anymore. Goodbye!"”
The PK ended.
Back to the live broadcast room.
Ye Xiao sighed with emotion as a wise saying flashed across his mind.
In the end, he would have everything he wanted!
The cross-dressing streamer looked scared, but she was actually faking it and trying to create hype.
A normal person wouldn't be so scared even if they saw a real police officer.
Of course, it didn't matter if you hyped it up or not.
As long as it can help me complete my mission and help me promote anti-fraud, that's a good thing.
Yes, there were some things that he had to pay attention to in the future. He couldn't speak carelessly, especially in public.
For example, I want the sky to no longer be able to cover my eyes, this earth to no longer be able to bury my heart, and I want all Buddhas to vanish into thin air.
Another example would be,"For the sake of sacrifice and ambition, I dare to teach the sun and moon to change the sky!"
"Officer, I have a question.”
A bullet comment floated up in the live broadcast room.
At this moment, there were many bullet comments in the live broadcast room, but Ye Xiao was very familiar with the avatar of this bullet comment.
Auntie, I don't want to work hard!
There were more than 5,000 people in the live broadcast room now. It was all thanks to him.
"This…auntie, I don't want to work hard. What do you want to ask?”
Ye Xiao still gave her face and said with a smile.
The live broadcast room fell silent when the police officer spoke and answered the fans 'questions.
"If a woman lets a dog bite me and I don't bite the dog, I bite the woman. I want to know if this is considered self-defense?”Aunty, I don't want to ask.
Ye Xiao was stunned.
The live broadcast room fell into a strange silence.
The next moment, the bullet screen exploded.
"666, your counterattack is too much. May I ask where you want to bite? Is it serious to bite it?"
"My God, since ancient times, water friends have been immortals. The ancients didn't lie to me!”
"My fickle friend is too showy, so showy that my scalp is numb!”
"Why would I want to lick Xiu-Er's toes?”
"You old fickle netizens, you have such a deep set of tricks!”
"It's so hot. I like it so much!"
“……”
When Ye Xiao came back to his senses, the bullet screen was still exploding.
It had to be said that the question of 'Auntie, I don't want to work hard' was quite tricky.
It was considered an uncommon case, so he had to give it to ordinary people.
"Everyone, quiet down." Ye Xiao said.
The audience and fans were very respectful, and the live stream room fell silent.
"A man let a dog bite you, and you bite the person who let the dog go. Is self-defense justified?”
Ye Xiao's expression was serious.”
Set up?
It actually worked?
Everyone was stunned.
"She set the dog to bite you, which is considered a criminal act. The dog has already been classified as an accomplice of the woman, and can even be classified as a tool of the crime, while the woman is the main culprit.”
Ye Xiao explained,"It's more than enough for you to take care of this woman, but you can't beat a dog. You can totally attack the woman. This is considered reverse self-defense protection. It's a legitimate and reasonable way to stop the woman from committing crimes." There was a saying that went,'To catch a thief, you must first catch the king'…Well, you can bite her. You can bite her anywhere, as long as it can stop the crime, you're not wrong!”
The bullet comments exploded instantly.
"F * ck, f * ck, f * ck!"
"This works? Do you have to do this?"
"This police officer is too showy!"
"A show within a show ah, this round wasn't a loss, learning is wasted!”
"Your words saved me ten books!”
"Xiu-Er, the police are awesome.”
"Please don't be obsessed with Xiu 'er. The woman who released the dog is a legend.”
"Police, hurry up and start class. We'll pay attention."
“……”
Ye Xiao felt that this group of viewers was quite cute.
However, just as he was about to say something.
Suddenly, there was a strange silence in the live broadcast room.
What was going on?
Ye Xiao blinked and suddenly realized that something was wrong with the camera. Behind him seemed to be... two people standing!
F * ck.
Second Uncle?
And the captain?
F * ck!
The three most awkward situations for young people.
The first type was when the left hand and right hand moved in slow motion and were caught by their parents on the spot.
The second type was when they commented that the female teacher's butt was big.
The third category, the novels written in the middle of the second generation were made public.
Every single one of them could make people roll on the ground in shame.
And now, Ye Xiao belonged to the fourth category.
Just as he was trying to act cool, he was surrounded by the leaders…
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