Let Ye Xuan Tell You How Sinister the Human Heart Can Be!
"Make yourself clear. What's wrong with a dragon tattoo on my arm?”
Seeing that Ye Xuan seemed to know something, the drunkard wanted an explanation.
"As the saying goes, the tattooed dragon does not reach the shoulder, the tattooed tiger does not go down the mountain, the Guanyin does not save the world with her eyes closed, and the Guan Yu must kill people when he opens his eyes! Generally, tattoo artists should know about these taboos.”
Ye Xuan said seriously.
The onlookers looked at each other.
The live broadcast room was also filled with question marks.
"When did this guy learn these tricks?”
"Eh, it can't be called deception. I seem to have heard of this before. It's not groundless.”
"Looking at you guys like this, you don't believe Master Ye's words?”
"How can I f * cking believe the words of a fool?”
"Fool, are you polite? It's funny!"
"Pfft ~ Can there be some decent people in the live broadcast room?”
"Who the f * ck is crazy enough to watch his live broadcast? White eyes!"
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"Where did you hear all this from?”
The drunkard frowned and looked at his friend.
Seeing that Ye Xuan seemed to have some skills, he sobered up a little.
"This little brother is not talented. When I was young, I was guided by an expert and learned some strange techniques. Although I only know a little, I can understand Yin and Yang, understand the Eight Trigrams, understand the five elements, seize the good fortune, calculate the cause of the previous life, predict the fate of this life, and even calculate the effect of the future!”
Ye Xuan spoke with confidence while everyone stared blankly at him.
Mu Li was also dumbfounded.
Thinking back to his experience of being deceived, he could not help but want to laugh out loud.
Where was the essence of fortune-telling? He was spouting nonsense.
"Ye-ge really knows a lot!"
Old Yang let out a sigh that came from the bottom of his heart.
Xiao Liang and the others were also stunned by his words.
Not to mention the drunkard in front of him who couldn't even stand properly.
"Alright, alright, alright. Don't talk about these things that I don't understand. Just tell me what you know.”
The man looked impatient.
Her head was already a little dizzy, and after Ye Xuan stirred it up, it kept buzzing.
"Brother Wang, I seem to understand something. This kid seems to be saying that he knows fortune-telling.”
"Fortune telling? You know this?"
"I don't dare to say that I understand, but I know a little."
Ye Xuan was humble.
Hearing this, the drunkard was also interested.
"Fine, then read my fortune. If it's accurate, I'll forget about today's matter. If it's not accurate, don't blame me for not being reasonable with you!”
The drunkard glared at his leopard eyes with a fierce look. His aura was indeed well controlled.
Ye Xuan turned a blind eye to it.
She looked at the man's face carefully. He sighed and shook his head.
The drunkard's heart skipped a beat when he saw this.
"Don't just look at it, say what you have to say.”
"Look at your plump Heavenly Court, Big Dipper eyebrows, and full warehouse. This is a typical rich and noble appearance.”
"Really?"
Not only did Ye Xuan's words not ease the man's emotions, but he even showed signs of impatience.
"Hey, big brother, don't be anxious. Although you look rich, the scar that extends from the root of the mountain to the corner of your eyebrow makes you look rich. Your wealth is cut off at the waist. I think you're destined to be mediocre and lonely for the first half of your life.”
"F * ck! Truly godly."
The man subconsciously touched the scar on his forehead.
"I was wondering why I kept walking down the path of misfortune. So it was this scar that cut off my path of wealth. You said that I was mediocre in the first half of my life, but what about the second half?”
Hearing this, everyone in the bar turned to look at Ye Xuan.
"The second half of my life? You'll get used to it in the second half of your life."
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0.0!
What the f * ck?
You'll get used to it in the second half of your life?
Did you drift without slowing down?
What am I expecting?
Why do you treat me as a fool?
The onlookers were dumbfounded.
Old Yang and the others opened their mouths slightly. They suddenly sympathized with the drunkard.
Mu Li's pretty face turned red.
If not for her image, she would have laughed out loud.
"You'll get used to it in the second half of your life. Can your nonsense be any easier to understand? Cover your face!"
"Haha, this swindling technique has reached the pinnacle. It's so skilled that it makes my heart ache. Laugh and cry!"
"Watching Ye Xuan's livestream, his brain is really just for show.”
"Master Renye said that if it wasn't for the fact that he wasn't allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the country, he wouldn't have fallen to the point of using music to please the audience.”
" Ye Xuan: Yyds!"
The drunkard realized that he might really be a little drunk.
Her brain could not keep up with the thoughts of the young man in front of her.
After a moment of confusion, she finally understood what he meant.
"Are you f * cking kidding me!"
Realizing that he had been played, the drunkard pretended to uphold justice for himself.
"Hey, I'm anxious. I was just joking. Why are you so serious?”
Ye Xuan's calm appearance was really a little scary.
The drunkard stopped what he was doing.
"I'll believe you one more time. Tell me nicely!”
"Then what do we count as this time?"
"How about this, you calculate my lifespan and see how long I can live.”
"Lifespan? Then, big brother, there's no need to forget about it. I already know.”
"So fast? What do you mean?"
Everyone in the restaurant perked up their ears.
"Big Brother, I've already calculated for you. You can live until you die!”
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0.0!
Ye Xuan's words caused the server in the livestream room to crash instantly.
"Live to death? Alright. Spread your hands."
"Ye Xuan, what you want is easy to understand! Cover your face!"
"You might not believe it, but I spent 300 yuan to find a charlatan to read my fortune. In the end, he told me that I only have one life in this life!”
"If I'm not wrong, I must be right. It's funny!"
"I'm an idiot."
“0.0! I told you to talk nonsense, but I didn't tell you the truth!”
"Hahaha, I'm convinced. Your words are better than mine! Cover your face!"
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