"Xdm, even if Lonely Shadow on the Cold River washed his hands and listened to 'Today is a Good Day' a hundred times, he still wouldn't be able to open it.”
Zhou Shuyi said confidently,""This Solitary Shadow on the Cold River sounds pretty good. This is the benefit that I fought for. You have to thank me, understand?”
The fans in the live broadcast room laughed when they saw her talking so confidently.
"Do we men care about a male streamer's looks?”
"If you want to see it, just say it. Why are you beating around the bush?”
“……”
Seeing that her fickle netizens had mercilessly exposed her, Zhou Shuyi simply admitted it.
"I just want to see what he looks like. I don't have to jump off the train anyway.”
On Tuan Tuan's side, he was also communicating with the audience in the live broadcast room.
"I'm not stupid at all, you know? I just looked at the number of times he opened divine-grade Vipassana. He needs to open it 70 more times before he can open it. The probability is one in 70, so I agreed.”
"Although the probability is not one percent, the possibility of getting it is very low. Therefore, you are destined to not see my magnificent beauty.”
Tuan Tuan's tone was calm, but her loli voice was filled with confidence, tsundere, and a hint of provocation.
……
"I didn't expect this guy to like watching 'Driving a Train'.”
PDD chuckled." If we're talking about who can dance 'Driving a Train', it's definitely **. That figure and that gaze almost made me die."”
"Teacher Piao, Shen Lingmin is watching your livestream.”
"It's over. This time, we're really done for. Quickly look behind us.”
"Tell me, is there a secret between you and the police?”
“……”
PDD looked around and only heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that his girlfriend was not watching his livestream.
" XPM, don't cause trouble. I'm about to have a heart attack because of you guys. Hanjiang is about to open its chest…"
Jiang Han's live stream was also very lively, especially the confidence and certainty that Jiang Han displayed. His fans were very puzzled.
"God's Confusion, where did the streamer's confidence come from?”
"You have to open it another seventy times before you can get divine-grade Vipassana Meditation. It's a one in seventy chance. Where did your confidence come from?”
"If the host can really help us get these benefits, gifts won't be a problem.”
"I remember that Sister Zhou's 'Driving a Train' dance was banned last time.）”
"Driving a train? I can't help but feel respect for whoever jumps.”
"I've always been watching 'Standing Up' and 'Driving a Train'.”
“……”
Jiang Han looked at the screen full of indecent comments and entered the hall where the treasure chest was opened.
"Xdm, before you open it, wait for me to bathe and change my clothes.”Jiang Han's words stunned everyone again.
“？？？？”
"Grind your spear at the last minute?"
“……”
Of course, Jiang Han was joking. However, he still had to do what he should do. Otherwise, if he got a red card, it would only bring him a surprise. The effect of the show would be much worse.
So, he began to chant," Jade Emperor, Buddha, Queen Mother, Zhen Yuan Zi, Sun Wu Kong, Mei Shen, jinx..."
One by one, the names of mythical immortals jumped out of Jiang Han's mouth.
Everyone was speechless.
"Forget about the Jade Emperor and Buddha, but what the hell is Sun Wukong?”
" A jinx????"
"Gods and Buddhas in the sky, are you going to recite all seventy-two constellations?”
"This wave of worship is really a little too much (laughing, crying, laughing).”
“……”
PDD laughed so hard that he looked like a pig. Zhou Shuyi and Tuan Tuan almost burst out laughing.
"Haha, even the jinx is praying, what kind of red is he going to get? Haha.”
"Lonely Shadow on the Cold River is more suitable to be a funny streamer than a technical streamer. It's too funny.”
The two girls were laughing so hard that tears were flowing out. The audience in the four live streaming rooms also laughed together. The loud laughter in the early hours of the morning made many people who heard it feel their hair stand on end.
"Alright, I'm done praying."
Although everyone could not see Jiang Han's expression, they could imagine his expression from his tone. His expression was serious, his eyes were serious, and his heart was sincere.
Jiang Han clicked open, and blue, purple, and red lights flew towards the treasure chest. Everyone's eyes were fixed on these lights.
"It must be blue." Zhou Shuyi said casually.
"It's impossible to get a red one. At most, it'll be a gold one.”Tuan Tuan drank a mouthful of water and said calmly.
PDD did not say anything. He smoked his e-cigarette calmly.
This was also the description of the vast majority of the audience. Many people had opened treasure chests before, so they knew how difficult it was to get red.
"F * ck!"
"No way!"
"F * ck, the red flowing light went in!”
"F * ck! All rise!"
The audience members with fast hand speed appeared on the public screen.
Among the many streams of light, the red stream of light representing divine-grade Vipassana entered the treasure chest.
PDD was dumbfounded!
Zhou Shuyi and Tuan Tuan were dumbfounded!
The two million viewers were also dumbfounded!
Whoosh!
The next moment, the treasure chest opened, and the interface changed. Everyone saw a dazzling red light.
Under the red background, a mighty and domineering melee weapon that was like a divine artifact slowly appeared.
Gasps of cold air could be heard as everyone looked at this scene in disbelief.
Zhou Shuyi was dumbfounded. Tuan Tuan was dumbfounded. PDD had broken through his defense!
"Cough cough…It seems that I won.”
Jiang Han's faint laughter slowly rang out in the four live streaming rooms.
After two or three chapters, they entered the next plot! Lord Wolf, the author wanted it, but he couldn't find it even after opening dozens of boxes. His friend gave him the nickname " Cute Smurfs!”
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