The screen lit up.
A familiar figure entered his sight.
He was wearing a coffee-colored coat and a beret of the same color that covered his eyes.
And the side profile that was exposed from the Beret Man was as sharp as a knife.
Unlike the usual opening, the man was on a small sailboat this time.
The man's lips were dry and his face was pale. It was obvious that he had been drifting on the sea for a long time.
This made the fans excited.
There was actually an ocean scene in Wuhu. Muggle boss, awesome!
The side profile of a Muggle boss was really something that could not be tired of. He was really envious…
Tsk tsk, this water surface effect looks so real. Who would believe that it was a special effect?
I didn't wait for a month in vain. Just from this opening, I've already handed in all three of the three moves!
Shut-up-and-take-my-money! Isn't it just coins? I'll give it all to you!
When Zhou Shu Yi saw this scene, she could not help but heave a sigh of relief.
"Phew, I was scared to death. I was really afraid that he would make a funny video.”
"This time, we didn't set up a Flag. At least we can eat the computer screen!”
In the video.
The man raised his head and looked at the gloomy sky.
At this moment, there was no wind or waves on the sea.
The small sailboat stopped where it was, without any intention of moving.
In such a desperate situation, the man shook his head helplessly.
Swallowing the last of his saliva, he squatted down.
He used his remaining strength to paddle the water with difficulty.
Unfortunately, the effect was minimal. There was no movement from the ship and it stopped after a while.
The man retracted his hand and gently sipped the water on his finger.
Then, he stuck out his tongue, looking as if he had been salty.
Just as he was at his wit's end in this situation.
Not far away, a pair of oars suddenly floated over?
"Why is there a pair of oars in the middle of the ocean?”
The audience couldn't help but feel puzzled and curious.
The man picked up the oars and buckled them to the sides of the small sailboat.
He waved the oars with difficulty, but he only pushed the hull a little. After a while, he stopped.
After a while, the man let go weakly.
His exhausted body lay on the bow of the ship, panting heavily.
Just as the audience thought that the man was about to die of thirst.
Not far away, he saw another…tail-mounted engine?
This time, the audience couldn't help but twitch their mouths.
"Why is there an engine in the middle of the ocean?!”
Just as she finished complaining, she saw the man pick up the engine and skillfully install it at the stern.
He gently pulled the starting rope and heard the roar of the engine.
The small sailboat received ample power and rowed out as if it was flying.
Unfortunately, the good times did not last long.
He had not run far.
The engine rumbled and black smoke came out. It stopped again.
The man collapsed on the bow of the ship again, exhausted, and closed his eyes weakly.
At this moment, the audience couldn't help but think: "This time, you're finally going to be a dog, right?”
Then, not far away, a familiar white box floated over!
At this moment, the bullet screen exploded.
Something was wrong, something was wrong!
Caught off guard!
It moved, my DNA moved!
I smell the scent of an advertisement!
Newcomer, run quickly. If you don't run now, it'll be too late!
The man picked up the small white box and gently opened it, revealing the chewing gum inside.
Taking out two pills and putting them into their mouths, an unforgettable scene appeared.
The man's eyes instantly lit up, and he regained his vitality.
A strong wind blew in the surroundings, dispersing the dark clouds in the sky. Instantly, the sky was clear for thousands of miles.
Accompanied by the violent wind, the small sailboat that the man was sitting on welcomed endless power.
In an instant, he transformed into an F1 equation, leaving afterimages on the sea!
The man's beret was blown away by the wind, revealing his delicate face.
Unfortunately, his face was blown by the strong wind.
Her eyelids and lips rolled up. She was as ugly as she could be.
It was just like how you guys opened your mouths to a high-powered fan when you were young. You know that kind of scene, right?
This scene caused the audience watching the video to break through their defenses.
Pffft! He was amused.
What was even more exaggerated was the small sailboat that the man was sitting on.
Unable to withstand the huge wind pressure, the sails were torn to pieces.
Even so, the small boat was still sailing at a terrifying speed.
There was no change even though the sails were gone, and it had no intention of stopping.
A moment later, land appeared in front of the man. It happened to be a beach.
The boat rushed onto the beach at lightning speed, and the man was thrown out by inertia.
His face, which had been deformed by the wind, got a close-up shot, and then he plunged straight into the beach.
His entire head was buried in the sand, and his legs were suspended in the air as he kept paddling forward.
The small white box in the man's pocket slowly fell and landed right in front of the camera.
The LOGO was written with a slogan.
Like the wind, it could not stop at all!
Behind the slogan, the man whose head was buried in the sand was still sliding forward.
It broke through the beach, broke through the cement floor, and passed through the guardrail outside.
He continued to move forward toward the road in the distance and disappeared into the distance.
It just so happened to reflect the words of the promotional slogan. It couldn't be stopped at all.
This time, the audience could not sit still anymore. They leaned on the table and laughed.
Goose, goose, goose, Muggle bosses actually have a talent for comedy. Aiyo, I'm so happy!
If he really couldn't stop, would he circle the Earth and come back?
Pfft, hahaha, the video was obviously so stupid, but I laughed even dumber than the video!
Was it really that smooth? After buying it, can I use my face to ice-skate on the ground like the old lady?
I just want to ask, can this thing only be used for gliding?
What do you mean? I have a friend who wants to know!
Holy shit, you're really Ying Zheng returning to the palace, the emperor is home!
I thought we were all yellow, but you're so yellow
I suspect that your screens are all yellow!
It's because you wear yellow glasses that everything looks yellow!
The video was already funny enough.
The sudden bullet comments doubled the comical effect.
Zhou Shu Yi's tense face was instantly broken, and she couldn't help but laugh as she lay on the computer chair.
"Aiyo, these bullet screen people are really f * cking talented.”
"How can chewing gum have such an effect?”
"If there really was, wouldn't they have sold out long ago? I'm so f * cking happy!"
Zhou Shu Yi's pretty face turned into a grimace. It was enough to show how lethal the video was.
When she came back to her senses and looked at the screen full of comments, she realized that something was wrong.
She looked at the screen and then at the bullet comments. She looked bitter and sighed.
"It's over. We have to retrieve the Flag again!”
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There was no more. There was really not a drop left.
Can you give a little encouragement to the talented ancestors who haven't slept yet? (hint)
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