Matcha looked at the little hand that was rushing towards the meat and glared at it on the spot."D * mn, such a big rat. If you don't stop, the knife in my hand will go down.”
When the thug heard that, he cut his hands and anxiously jumped out from under the table."How dare you!"
"Hey, great meme, why aren't you watching a movie there? Why did you come over?"”
The stick guy pointed at Silly Zhu and said,""Silly Zhu, I want to eat meat for lunch today. Hurry up and get me a piece.”
Silly Zhu wasn't annoyed, he laughed and said,""Alright, you can go back and wait for me. I'll buy some for you at noon.”
"Really?" The stick meme asked suspiciously.
"Really."
"Alright, then bring it back for me. If you don't have it, I'll steal your entire house."”
"Alright, alright, go back quickly."”
"Hey, kid, what are you talking about?”
"It's okay, Mahua. Don't talk about him. He's from our courtyard house."”
" Master, he already called you an idiot, yet he still wants to steal from your house. This child…"
"Ma Hua, do you know why people call you fried dough twist?"”
"Didn't you say it sounded similar?"”
"That brain of yours, you might as well have thrown it into the swill bucket. You've never used it."”
"No, Master, I scolded that kid just now. Who was it for?"”
Silly Zhu: " I know, but think about it. The meme's mother brought her cousin here. She's a village girl. She came here today. Can she still go back?"
What kind of charm does that movie have? What kind of charm do I have? Since she was here, this matter would be settled. It's Xu Damao. Damn it, if I don't teach him a lesson this time, I really won't be able to sleep tonight.”
" You can't cure him. The factory leaders are all here. I saw Deputy Factory Manager Li talking to Xu Damao today. In their conversation, he admired Xu Damao very much. Also, don't you feel that Xu Damao's temperament seems to be made up today?"
It was like…Just like those young masters in the early years, they could only listen and drink.”
Silly Pillar crossed his arms and half-laid on the chair,""It's because of the leader that we can cure him.”
"No, how do I treat it?"”
"Xu Damao, there are three steps to drinking. The first step is to persuade the leader nicely."
The second step was to persuade himself with bold words.
The third step."
Silly Pillar was silent, Mahua was anxious,"Tell me."”
"It's just a blackout."
. As for Xu Damao, after the movie ended, according to tradition, Xu Damao would drink with the leaders of the factory.
Xu Damao also knew that the Host liked to drink and would lose her memories after drinking a little.
Coincidentally, he, Xu Damao, also liked to drink, but he would never get drunk.
"Damao, you have a good alcohol tolerance, haha.”
"I think so too. Among the younger generation in our factory, it seems that only Damao is a talent.”
After a round of toasts, Xu Damao finally finished drinking. When he left the house, Xu Damao felt that there was an eye staring at him in the dark.
Xu Damao pretended to be drunk and staggered out.
The figure behind him followed him step by step until he reached the kitchen door. Suddenly, Xu Damao felt a strong wind blowing behind him. The corner of Xu Damao's mouth curled up into an evil smile.，
He turned around and grabbed the stick that had almost fallen on his head.
Shazhu, who was holding the rod in his hand, was dumbfounded. This... How was this possible?
He knew Xu Damao's habit of drinking, but now, when Silly Zhu met Xu Damao's deep eyes, he suddenly didn't know what to say.
Xu Damao smiled and pulled out the rope behind Shazhu: "Your preparations are quite complete."
"Xu Damao, you…" What are you doing?"
Xu Damao held the stick,"Of course I'll do what you want to do to me."”
After Xu Damao finished speaking, he hit Shazhu with his stick and she fainted. Then, Xu Damao tied her up and carried her to the canteen with one hand.
The original Xu Damao could not defeat Silly Pillar, but now, Xu Damao's body had been transformed by the spatial spring water. His physique had long surpassed that of ordinary people. He could even take down five Silly Pillars, let alone one.
The canteen was Silly Zhu's territory. Today, Silly Zhu had plotted against Xu Damao, so it was already empty.
Xu Damao grabbed Shazhu and tied her to the chair, then pulled down her pants.
Xu Damao didn't forget to take away Shazhu's pants and then walked home.
Back at the courtyard house, Xu Damao was afraid that Lou Xiao'e would be worried, so he went back to the house first. Lou Xiao'e looked at the underwear in Xu Damao's hand and said with disdain,"Xu Damao, what did you bring back?”
Xu Damao threw his pants on the ground." This is Silly Zhu's. Didn't Qin Huairu want to introduce her cousin to Silly Zhu?" I'll send this pair of pants to Qin Huiru's room later.”
Lou Xiao'e looked at Xu Damao suspiciously.""Xu Damao, you deliberately set up a blind date for Silly Zhu. It can't be because you like the little girl, right?”
Xu Damao also knew that Lou Xiao'e didn't feel safe because of the terrible things that the Host had done in the past. He put his arm around Lou Xiao'e's shoulder and sat on the bed."Moth, what are you talking about? I'm already so old. Can I still withstand the torment of those little girls?
This time, I tricked Silly Zhu because Silly Zhu attacked me first.”
Xu Damao told him about how Silly Zhu tied up the Host for a night and hid his pants, almost causing him to divorce Lou Xiao'e."Moth, it's a good thing that I discovered this early.
Think about it, there would be a huge crack in our relationship.”
After Lou Xiao'e heard this, she looked scared."That silly Zhu is really bad, why is he like this? No wonder he's already thirty and still doesn't have a wife. I think it's karma.”
Xu Damao nodded." That's right. So, I plan to give him a taste of his own medicine and let him continue to be single. Besides, Qin Jingru is just a country girl. How can she compare to you?"”
Moth looked at Xu Damao tenderly.""You're so bad."
Xu Damao: " I'm not bad, I don't like moths! Alright, it's about time. I have to think of a way to get Qin Huiru to move these pants into the house.”
Lou Xiao'e's eyes darted around." I have an idea. Damao, we still have 20 catties of noodles in the cupboard. Neither of us will eat them. I think we can just send them to Qin Huairu while we're delivering the noodles."
I sent this pair of pants to Qin Huairu's room.”
......
He threw flowers and was taken care of by Lolita at night.
She voted for him to be taken care of by a mature sister at night.
She voted for the monthly votes and urged for updates. At night, she was taken care of by both the loli and the older sister.
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