Everyone looked at the name on the screen in a daze, and
a sense of absurdity rose in their hearts
.
Is this name serious?
[I go, this person is the mastermind behind the scenes. There are many enemies. This senior has given me such a bad name…]
[Brother, in comparison, I think your name Chen Bubo is simply too nice to listen to…]
[Thank you, thank you. Hello, everyone. I'm Chen Bubo. My mother gave me this name. I'm proud of it!]
[What the hell is this hot shot?] Was this senior really called a bastard?
[It's said that the more lowly a name is, the easier it is to raise it. It's not impossible to understand Ah Niu, Goudan, and Wangcai
, but isn't the name 'Bastard' too unpleasant?]
[This doesn't seem like the name of a senior expert at all. It's more like scolding someone…]
......
Plum Blossom Villa,
crack ~
The sound of a jaw dislocating…
Ren Woxing's face was filled with shock as he suddenly recalled the youth's words."Big Brother, just call me a bastard!”
Xiang Wentian, who was beside him, was not in any better condition.
He felt as if a bolt of lightning had struck him, and his
head was buzzing…
"Eh? There's actually someone in this world who has the same name as me?"”
"This is strange!"
The pupils of the Four Friends of Mei Zhuang trembled when they heard this. They had felt that there was something strange about this youth who had been following Ren Woxing. He was
clearly much younger than Ren Woxing,
yet he called him big brother…
Ren Woxing still had a smug expression on his face, looking extremely flattered. No matter
how one looked at it, it felt strange.
Now, this youth said that he was also called a bastard, the same as this person who had just appeared. Could it be that he was joking?
......
In the pear garden,
Ah Fei was shocked.”
"Brother Xunhuan, do you think this name is real?”
Li Xunhuan frowned slightly."I don't know, but it can't be true, right?" No matter how you listen to it, it sounds like a curse…"
.......
In the suburbs,
Yan Shisan was stunned. Then, he laughed maniacally."Hahaha, this senior is too interesting. He
's called a bastard. Isn't he using all sorts of methods to scold his father?”
"Hahahaha…"
Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue looked at each other and could not help but laugh…
"The world is truly vast and full of wonders…"
......
In Xingxiu Sect,
Ah Zi was very quiet at the moment, as obedient as a doll…
Behind him, Star Constellation Old Immortal was furious: ""Ahhhh! Damn it, it's actually not my name, Ding Chunqiu,
but some inexplicable bastard!!”
"Bah! You motherf * cker, what kind of dog bastard, donkey bastard, f * ck your grandpa!”
.....
Wudang Mountain:
"Ahhh, what bastard? My master isn't called a bastard. Is there a mistake?!”
Mo sound valley roar far
away Zhang Sanfeng old face one black, listen to oneself disciple one mouth one bastard bastard call, slowly clench sandbag big fist.
Zhang Wuji laughed until tears came out."Haha, this is too fun. Bastard, what a f * cking talent…"
.....
In Western Xia,
the four villains looked at each other.
"Fourth Brother, I thought that your name, Yun Zhonghe, was bad enough. I didn't expect there to be a bastard in this world…"
Yun Zhonghe was furious.”
Murong Fu's face turned green with jealousy."Damn it, even some random cat or dog can go up?”
"This son of a b * tch, this Young Master wants to see how amazing you are!”
....
In the restaurant,
Wang Yuyan was at a loss."Young Master Li, what does this bastard mean?”
"Ah, this…"
Li Guanqi scratched his head. He did not expect Wang Yuyan to be so innocent. She did not even know how to curse…
How could he explain this…
A'Zhu looked at him with a smile and did not intend to come over to help. In the end, it was A'Bi who felt sorry for her brother and leaned over to Wang Yuyan's ear to say…
"Miss, don't ask Young Master Li such an awkward question. This is a curse…"
.....
On the screen, a
scene gradually appeared.
It was a market.
There were many ordinary people trembling but not moving at all.
In addition, there were seventy to eighty people from Jianghu who were armed with sabers. They were
vigilant and fierce.
They surrounded an old man who was selling cooking cakes. Three to five people were fighting with him. The old man was holding iron pincers. His movements were swift. The
two separated iron pincers were used to open and close, and he was not at a disadvantage in the battle
. This old man was a bastard?
[It can't be. Judging from his martial arts skills, he's at most a first-class expert. How can he be ranked among the top ten immortal cultivators?]
[Could it be that this old country dish is hiding his strength?]
Everyone was puzzled and could only continue to watch.
They saw that the old man was gradually losing his stamina and was in a dilemma. He could no longer withstand the attack.
Suddenly,
he was cut open by a tall man with two hooks…
They fell to the ground powerlessly. The bandits cursed at their bad luck. Then, they went crazy and rummaged through the old man's pancake shop to find something…
The bowls, chopsticks, sauces, tables, and chairs were all turned over.
Even the old man's stove was turned off. The steaming hot sesame seed cakes rolled on the ground. The round sesame seeds on them were tempting.
These people turned the sesame seed cake shop upside down, but they couldn't find what they wanted.
They cursed and left angrily!
After they left, the ordinary people who were scared stiff like quails all ran into the shops and
locked the doors. The bustling market was suddenly empty like a ghost's domain…
All that was left was the blood-red setting sun and the old man's "corpse" on the ground…
In the distance, there was a pile of biscuits scattered all over the ground, and one of them had fallen into the smelly drain…
After a while, a dirty little hand reached out from the grass and slowly touched the sesame seed cake like a scared kitten…
Everyone was confused. From the beginning to the end, there was no sign of a senior expert. They did not know what Li Guanqi was up to…
Suddenly, someone cried out
,"F * ck, that corpse moved!"!!
[Motherf * cker, did the dead come back to life?]
........
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