"Got it, boss. Is there anything else?”Old Huang said.
Li Chu thought about it and realized that there was indeed one thing.
I have not eaten for two days
"Does Old Yellow still have food?”Li Chu smiled awkwardly.
"Food? Has the boss not eaten yet? There was, but she didn't know if the boss would like it.”Old Huang scratched his head and said.
"Give it to me." Li Chu was starving.
"Alright, boss, I'll bring it to you right away.”
Old Huang smiled as he limped away.
"Yes, we have a target now, but we don't have any customers. Let's try advertising first.”
Li Chu stroked his chin as he pondered.
Immediately, he took out his phone and opened Xi Yue Funeral Parlor's official website.
This was an official website created by the original owner, but there were basically no fans and it was very deserted.
"What kind of advertisement should I edit?”Li Chu was in a dilemma.
He didn't know how to write advertising slogans.
Li Chu scratched his head.
Suddenly, a thought flashed through his mind.
An advertisement slogan came out.
"Do you want to have a grand funeral after you die?
Do you want to leave your name in history?
Do you want to leave a legendary story in the world?
Do you want the world to suspect that you were a hidden big shot when you were alive?
Do you want to have a mysterious and awe-inspiring past?
Do you want to leave behind an immortal legend after death?
Xi Yue Funeral Parlor can satisfy you!!!”
Li Chu edited the advertisement and posted it on the official website.
He didn't know if this would work. Usually, there would be some traffic on the official website.
Forget it, let's wait and see.
At this moment, Old Yellow walked in. When he saw Li Chu, he showed his big yellow teeth out of habit.
"Boss, I don't know if you want to eat these things.”
Old Huang was holding a black bag in his hand. It seemed to contain something.
"It's fine." Li Chu responded and took the bag from Old Yellow's hands.
He opened it and saw two steamed buns and an opened bag of salted vegetables.
Li Chu didn't say anything else. He picked up a steamed bun and ate it with salted vegetables.
In no time, the two steamed buns were finished.
Seeing the boss eating so happily, Old Huang's two missing front teeth were revealed again.
In fact, this steamed bun had been left there for many days.
"Old Yellow, do you have water?" Li Chu said with a pained expression.
He choked.
"Yes, yes, yes. I'll get it right away." Seeing Li Chu's expression, Old Yellow knew that he was choking. He hurriedly ran to get some water.
After a while, Li Chu gulped down a mouthful of water and finally felt comfortable.
"Ah, this feels so good!"
"Old Huang, go and turn on all the equipment in the funeral parlor.”Li Chu picked the leftover pickles from his teeth.
"Yes, boss."
Old Huang responded and left.
Xi Yue Funeral Parlor was very simple. It had a crematorium and a basement to store the dead bodies.
But there was everything that should be there.
Although they didn't have a big golden cup or an Ivaco, they had an extended version of a tricycle.
The tricycle was just big enough to fit an adult corpse.
Li Chu couldn't figure it out. Yang Cheng was a big city with a population of nearly 200 million. How could there be no business?
That was strange.
What went wrong?
Although it was a little crude, there were all the necessary procedures.
It couldn't be that there wasn't anyone.
Xiyue Funeral Parlor Xiyue Funeral Parlor
Li Chu silently recited the name of the funeral parlor in his heart.
"F * ck, I think I know where the problem is.”
"Xi Yue, Xi Yue, isn't it just joy?!!”
"It would be strange if someone came. Who would be happy when someone dies?"
Li Chu realized that it was probably the name of the funeral parlor. He thought that he should change it in the future, or it would affect business.
The original owner is also an idiot. Why did she choose this name?
The first funeral was free, so he had to earn money well. It was hard to say if he would use it the second time.
At this moment, Old Yellow walked over and said to Li Chu,""Boss, the facilities have been opened. The rest is up to you.”
"Okay, let's wait for now." "Let's rest first," Li Chu said."We might not have anything to do today."”
"Alright, boss." Old Huang replied, then sat down on the ground and took out his phone to play.
The Host was afraid that Old Yellow would be bored, so she taught Old Yellow how to use the phone, but it only knew how to browse some websites.
Li Chu was thinking.
He believed that as long as he succeeded in a business deal, there would be an endless stream of business.
After all, the level of the funeral was not to be underestimated.
"Hmm?"
Li Chu caught a glimpse of Old Yellow browsing the internet.
The website you are visiting is at risk!
Do you insist on visiting?
Old Huang clicked on a line of small words below skillfully and insisted on visiting.
Then, he successfully entered the website.
"This is?" Li Chu narrowed his eyes and looked down at that person.
Old Huang was shocked and smiled awkwardly.""Boss, I'm just bored.”
"Not this." Li Chu wasn't interested in the content of the website.
Because he seemed to have seen something familiar.
The top half of the webpage was filled with advertisements. There was a very inconspicuous advertisement that seemed to be the advertisement that he had just posted on the official website.
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