Xi Yue Funeral Parlor.
Li Chu and Old Huang were eating.
Old Yellow looked at Li Chu with a strange look and said,""Boss, I don't see any business these few days. Where did you get this money?”
"Did you really go into the sea?" Old Huang added,"Actually, you don't have to do this. Even if you don't have money, you can't do that kind of thing.”
Li Chu put down his chopsticks and looked at Huang helplessly.
"Do you really think I have to do that kind of thing? Watch less of that kind of movies in the future."
"Boss, I'm worried about your health. It won't be good if you catch some disease.”Old Yellow chuckled.
"Alright, alright. I already said that I'm not that kind of person.”
Li Chu felt helpless.
How could he do such a thing? It was impossible even if he was beaten to death.
"Boss, what have you been busy with these few days? I didn't see you come to the funeral parlor.”Old Huang asked.
He was very puzzled. Li Chu had only appeared for a few days, but he had already become rich and even his life had improved.
He didn't need to eat that hard steamed bun.
"Just take care of the funeral parlor. I'll do my job, and you'll have to eat.”Li Chu said.
"Okay, boss. Xi Yue Funeral Parlor is my home. I'll take good care of it.”Old Huang said.
"By the way, boss, the landlord came to urge us to rent today. If we don't pay up, he'll get someone to chase us out.”Old Huang suddenly remembered what happened today.
"I've already transferred her over. Just guard the funeral parlor. If anyone comes, you can help them immediately.”
Li Chu put down his chopsticks and said,"Alright, I'm done eating. I'm going out for a few rounds."”
"Yes, boss." Old Yellow picked up a chicken drumstick and said vaguely.
After leaving the funeral parlor, he looked at the heavy traffic.
It was already evening, and the sky was already dark.
He was thinking about what kind of funeral this third stage would be.
Ding! The system is currently negotiating. Please wait patiently.
Li Chu smiled helplessly when he heard the system notification.
The system was still in the midst of negotiations, so it was difficult to find the third person to send to the funeral.
At this moment, a taxi driver stopped in front of Li Chu.
"Whoa, young man, I'm afraid you're not very good at this kind of work at such a young age.”The taxi driver laughed.
Li Chu was stunned." Well, whatever you do now isn't a job. It's fine as long as you earn money."”
Hearing this, the taxi driver smiled and said,""I think she's one of the best. It's not good to do something. In this industry, she might not be able to get a wife in the future.”
It was like this. Usually, as long as one was in the funeral parlor industry, it was difficult to find a wife.
"In the current industry, as long as you can make money, you don't have to worry about finding a wife." Li Chu smiled awkwardly.”
The taxi driver revealed an expression that said,"That's not right." He said,"You're really wrong. You can tell at a glance whether you've done this or not.”
Hmm?
How could he tell?
Seeing Li Chu's hesitation, the taxi driver continued,"I advise you not to do this. If you really can't find a wife in the future, no one will want you just because you're handsome.”
"Uh, so that's what I do. At most, I won't marry.”Li Chu spread his hands and said.
"If you say so, then I have nothing to say. However, I can introduce you to an industry that is easy to work in and has a lot of money.”
The taxi driver pretended to be mysterious.
"What way?" Li Chu was suddenly curious.
"To be a duck."
the taxi driver said seriously.
"Get lost!"
Li Chu said coldly.
The chauffeur laughed and left, leaving behind a sentence."If there are dead people around in the future, I will introduce them to you for cremation. Your business is too bleak.”
Li Chu didn't bother about the driver anymore. Instead, he fell into deep thought.
Is it illegal to be handsome?
Why are there so many people saying that I'm going to do that?
At this moment, a female voice sounded.
"Being handsome is a mistake. You charmed me so much that I almost crashed into a tree.”
Li Chu glanced at her and walked away helplessly.
I'm not suitable to come out. I'm so handsome.
alas
It was really a sin to have caused others to hit a tree.
Li Chu returned to the funeral parlor, sat on the sofa, and scrolled through his phone.
There had been too much news recently.
But most of them were about the funeral at the back of the mountain in Yangcheng.
He randomly opened one.
"Recently, a certain online writer had unfortunately passed away. A large number of treasures of the Dragon Country appeared at his funeral. Experts went to the scene to identify them. These cultural relics were all authentic."
And these relics were sent by the characters in his tomb robbing novel. Was this online writer's real profession a tomb raider or an online writer?
Or perhaps he was writing his autobiography.
However, because of the author's unfortunate death, all of this became a mystery, and his past experiences were unknown.
After reading the content, Li Chu scrolled down to the comments section.
"No way, no way. There can't really be someone who reads Third Brother's diary as a novel, right?”
"Looks like someone treated the diary as a novel!”
"Third brother has become a huge mystery.”
"The experts have appraised them. These are indeed real cultural relics. I heard that there were even dragon heads at the scene. Unfortunately, those videos have been deleted.”
"What's there to see? It'll be broadcast live in a few days. Such big news can't be hidden.”
"Hey, Third Brother has always been telling the truth, but you all treat it as a joke. Who can you blame for this?”
"Who would have thought? Moreover, in this era, how could a grave robber appear? Who knew that Third Brother would say that he was, and in the end, it was really him.”
"Yes, Third Brother became a big mystery. He left behind only a legend and then left.”
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Li Chu closed the news thread and opened the other ones.
After reading a little, he finally understood how popular Third Brother was.
However, he wasn't from the online literature circle, so it was normal that he didn't know.
Li Chu suddenly saw a prediction post. Curious, he opened the post.
"Let me make a prediction. Third Brother's death was definitely arranged by him because many of the time points were connected."
After he got into a car accident, it was a serial novel. However, someone reported that Third Brother's car accident was very serious.
Those who could not survive at all would at least be in a vegetative state.
The scary thing was that No. 3 was still updating and chatting in the group.
"So this isn't a coincidence. It's Third Brother's own arrangement, but I don't know the details.
Li Chu smiled helplessly and turned off his phone.
This kind of service was really good. He wanted to hold a funeral like this.
But if he died, who would do it for him? It was simply impossible.
The people who appeared at the funeral were all real, but after the funeral, they would disappear.
The items that appeared were all real, and this was already proven.
The cultural relics were preserved.
At this moment, the sound of a system notification rang in Li Chu's head.
Ding! You have a new order!
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