Pay Me One Billion: The Emperor of Heaven will send you off at the funeral
32 For Brother Shu’s funeral.

Cefero

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The news of Brother Shu's death quickly spread throughout the village. Everyone could not help but exclaim in their hearts.

How did he die?

Brother Shu was very famous in the village. He always called him Soldier King and Dragon King.

No matter who it was, they would remember such a fool.

When Brother Shu died, almost everyone in the village came to see him.

However, most of them were here to watch the show. Few of them were really here to see Brother Shu.

Many people had gathered at the door of Brother Shu's house.

Is Brother Shu really dead?"

"No way, that's impossible. He was fine yesterday, so why is he gone today?”

"It's just a fool who died. What are you guys arguing about?”

"Look at what you're saying. Isn't Brother Shu human? We're from the same village. He's a little stupid, but he's still very warm-hearted.”

"What's so hot? Isn't he just a fool who walks around all day? He's already dead. Isn't he a Soldier King?”

"Forget it. If he's dead, so be it. Let's find a place to bury him.”

"Fine, I think we should call the police.”

"Why call the police? If he's dead, then bury him. Isn't that good?”

.............

Everyone stood there and discussed.

Most of the people were just here to watch the show, but in fact, it had nothing to do with them.

"Why don't we hold a funeral for him?”Someone suggested.

The moment this sentence was said, it completely blew up.

"Why do we still have to hold a funeral? Wouldn't it be fine if we just rolled up the old quilt and threw it away?”

"Yeah, it would be ridiculous to hold a funeral for him.”

"When my father died, I didn't even hold a funeral for him. You asked us to hold a funeral for Brother Shu.”

"Yes, he has no relatives here. Who will hold a funeral for him?”

..............

This suggestion was immediately rejected. They did not expect to hold a funeral for such a person.

Usually, they were not related, and they did not have any relatives. They would not pay for this funeral.

"Don't say anymore. Although Brother Shu is dead, isn't his identity as the Soldier King forever in our hearts?”

A person suddenly said this, and everyone burst into laughter.

"Cousin Wang, you're too ruthless. He's already dead, and you still say such things. I'm dying of laughter.”

"Why can't I say it? Whether he's dead or not has nothing to do with me talking about him.”

Wang Tang sneered. He still had nowhere to vent his anger from last night.

Now, he didn't even need to do anything. It was gone.

It saved him a lot of effort.

"Cousin Wang, did you beat him to death yesterday?”

Someone thought of what happened last night and subconsciously said it.

When Wang Tang heard this, his anger immediately surged and he cursed,"What are you talking about? Can that stick kill someone yesterday? If she dies today, can you blame me?”

"Hey, hey, right. What Wang Tang said is right. He asked for it. If he dies, so be it.”Seeing that the situation was not good, that person hurriedly explained.

Did you hit Brother Shu yesterday?" someone asked.

"He hit my son, and I hit him with a stick. There's nothing wrong with that, right?”Wang Tang looked at the man and sneered." Besides, look at the things on the ground in his house. Maybe it was a thief. Brother Shu was also killed by a thief.”

He's just a fool. So what if I killed him?

Would he get up and call the police?

No one here had any relatives of his, so who would help him?

Moreover, he was familiar with the villagers and would not usually tell anyone about it.

"Alright, alright, let's disperse. There's nothing to see. Let's see which kind-hearted person can send him to his funeral. Anyway, I can't help you with this.”

Hearing this, everyone waved their hands and dispersed.

There was nothing to see if a fool died.

Most of them had left, but there were still a few elderly people who were respected in the village.

"Old Wang, you can't just leave this person here after he dies. It will stink after a long time.”

A white-haired old man with a walking stick scratched his head, looking a little worried.

The other three lowered their heads and thought about how to deal with this matter.

This matter was also easy to settle. He just needed to find a place to bury it.

It was not easy to do, and this matter was not easy to do either. The key was who would pay for these expenses and manpower?

They didn't want to be such a sucker.

"I think we should leave him alone. In a few days, when he stinks, we'll call the police and say that someone died here.”Another old man wearing a felt hat said.

"It's smelly. Don't you think it's disgusting? A dead person is placed here, and the neighbors next door are also shocked.”

"Yeah, it's not easy."

"Why don't we do this? Each family will fork out a little money to help him settle it.”

"No, you pay, I pay, they might not pay. If there's a dispute, we'll be the ones getting scolded.”

"Forget it, let's go first. We'll talk about it later.”

.............

The few old men also left.

Brother Shu was lying quietly on the bed with his eyes closed. His walking stick, which was almost rotten, was standing upright beside the bed.

The floor was littered with broken porcelain bowls, and on the wall was a poster of a soldier in a camouflage uniform that had been scratched by someone.

There were also several holes in the paper window. The light from outside shone through the holes and onto Brother Tree's face.

The light illuminated his dark skin, giving him a camouflage feel.

At this moment, a person walked in.

It was an old man who lived next door to Brother Shu. After he came in to take a look, he sighed and shook his head before leaving.

In the evening, someone finally returned to Brother Shu's residence.

There were a total of five people, and one of them was Wang Tang.

"Cousin, have you really decided to hold a funeral for Brother Shu?”Someone couldn't help but ask.

He wasn't like this before. This change was too fast.

"I used to bully him. Now that he's dead, I'll hold a funeral for him.”Wang Tang said.

However, the four people who followed did not believe Wang Tang at all.

Why would you be so kind?

He would rather believe that there were ghosts in this world than believe Wang Tang's words.

They understood that Wang Tang must have other motives.

His original intention was not to hold a funeral for Brother Shu.

"Wang Qiang, give me a hand."

The five of them walked into the house. Wang Tang walked to Brother Shu's body and looked at one of the four.

Wang Qiang walked over and asked curiously,"Cousin Wang, why are you moving the corpse?"”

"Hmm? Wasn't there a funeral for him? He was the main character. Wasn't he going?!”Wang Tang said impatiently.

"Uh, Cousin Wang, I don't want to say this, but we have to prepare for a funeral. Moreover, we haven't even bought a coffin yet.”Wang Qiang said.

This was not a funeral for Brother Shu. It was clearly a joke.

They didn't prepare anything, and they could just move a corpse over?

"Yes... Is that so? Then you guys can go to Cripple Liu's house to buy them. I'll help Brother Shu organize his belongings here.”

Wang Tang pretended to be confused.

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